NOVEL NEXT Chapter 86 Toilet water? !
To be honest, it is hard for everyone to imagine how he could talk about "Iced Black Tea" that costs three yuan a bottle in front of the elegant actor Su Yuntang, who drinks a pot of Wuyishan Dahongpao that costs several thousand yuan a pound. of.
This Dahongpao costs several thousand yuan for the high-quality ones, tens of thousands for the special ones, and the national guest gift tea is as high as 80,000 yuan per catty.
Don’t mention the ones on the mother tree. They are so rare and top-quality that they have stopped picking. Even those of Su Yuntang’s level may not be qualified to buy them.
Su Yuntang's Dahongpao may not be a very high-end item, but the worst it costs is several thousand dollars. He, Su Yuntang, definitely doesn't buy bargains.
And Gu Huaian was able to associate this level of tea with the "ice black tea" that costs three yuan a pound in a roadside store!
You are like Shang Zhuoyan just now...
She was careful even when praising Su Yuntang's tea-making technique, for fear of praising the wrong thing and making people think he didn't understand.
But Gu Huaian was completely messed up. He didn't understand at all, and he had no intention of pretending to understand. Instead, he reversed his tricks to Su Yuntang and everyone else!
The key to the problem is that what he said makes it impossible for anyone to find fault with it!
Because when Su Yuntang asked him if he usually drinks tea, he himself said that it counts as drinking tea.
It's "also counted".
Not exactly drinking.
So since Gu Huaian himself said this in advance, what's wrong with iced black tea?
besides……
Wasn't Su Yuntang asking whether Gu Huaian usually drank tea?
So why isn’t iced black tea considered tea?
What's the matter, you look down on iced black tea?
"Ha ha……"
At the scene, even some staff couldn't help laughing after hearing this. No one thought that Gu Huaian could play such a joke in such an elegant occasion.
As the protagonist who is ridiculed, there is no need to say more about the actor Su Yuntang...
When he first heard the three words "ice black tea", he thought he heard it wrong. You know, when he looked at Gu Huai'an's confident look just now, he thought that this kid knew a lot about tea and was pretending to hide it. Woolen cloth……
Who knew he actually said iced black tea!
Ice tea! ! !
To be honest, Su Yuntang once thought that Gu Huaian had already left a big psychological shadow on him after the "steak incident", and that no matter how hard he worked in the future, he would be calm.
No matter how hard he tries, he can't fix the "steak incident", right?
But how could Su Yuntang have imagined that Gu Huaian's "ice black tea" today would be as effective as the "steak incident", once again leaving considerable trauma in his young mind!
He was speechless!
I don’t even understand what this guy Gu Huaian is!
Please!
You ask who would make tea in Su Yuntang and talk about "ice black tea" in such an elegant setting!
Ordinary people would not dare to say these three words, because they know very well that the quality of that thing is far from the current picture quality!
Who would compare the drink "Iced Black Tea" that costs three yuan a bottle with the "Wuyishan Dahongpao" made from the authentic 800 Kungfu Tea?
Are you really kidding me?
At this moment...
In Su Yuntang's heart, tens of millions of grass and mud horses were galloping past wildly. Even with his actor-level expression management, he felt a little uncontrollable at this moment.
If there weren't so many people here and in front of the camera, he really wanted to ask Gu Huaian if he was serious about this guy? !
"Cough cough cough..."
When Gu Huaian said "ice black tea" just now, the mature sister Xilin was drinking tea. After drinking half a sip of tea, she spat it out when she heard the words.
The pure white shirt was stained with some tea stains. She wiped her chest with a tissue and coughed lightly, while her delicate body trembled with uncontrollable laughter.
To be honest, none of them expected Gu Huaian to be able to say "ice black tea".
Shang Zhuoyan, Pei Jingshu and Xilin had similar reactions. When Shang Zhuoyan laughed, her heavy breasts jumped with her, which was quite eye-catching.
It is worth mentioning that even Jiang Shuo gave Gu Huaian a thumbs up, dumbfounded.
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The system gave a prompt, which made Gu Huaian a little confused and down to earth.
"Just kidding, just kidding..."
Seeing everyone laughing, Gu Huaian also scratched his head and explained with a smile:
"When my mother drinks tea at home, she usually drinks Tieguanyin and Rizhao green tea. She has been drinking it with my mother since she was a child, so it can be regarded as tea."
Just now, Gu Huaian was just joking to create a show effect. Then who on the show wouldn't use jokes to create a show effect?
Besides, this is not the same as being polite or impolite. Isn't drinking tea just for chatting? Who said that you can't chat about iced black tea that costs three yuan a bottle when you drink Dahongpao worth several thousand yuan a catty?
"This...is like this."
Su Yuntang tried his best to force out a smile that could barely be called a smile, and did not choose to have an attack.
no way……
Who asked him to ask Gu Huai'an about whether he drinks tea or not?
The hatred in his heart now made him think about how mean he was to ask Gu Huaian questions!
From now on, you should never talk to this man, because you never know where he is waiting for you!
Su Yuntang has left a psychological shadow anyway...
Everyone continued to drink tea, and Su Yuntang continued to make tea for everyone with his skillful and elegant techniques.
Although the atmosphere was slightly ruined because of Gu Huaian, Su Yuntang still reluctantly accepted it with the smell of tea filling the room.
What made Su Yuntang deeply gratified was that Gu Huaian stopped working and drank tea silently. If anyone spoke to him, he would say a few words and if no one answered him, he would stop talking.
"It's so itchy..."
At some point, Gu Huaian scratched his arm and left the tea table.
As soon as he left, Su Yuntang suddenly felt that the tea table was much more pleasing to the eye.
Gently smelling the aroma of tea that filled the room, Su Yuntang pursed his lips and smiled slightly, saying:
"This Dahongpao is one of the top ten famous teas in our country. The aroma of this tea..."
He originally wanted to say that the aroma of this tea is rich with the fragrance of orchids. Everyone can smell it carefully. The smell will be more prominent on rainy days...
But the words are only half spoken!
Su Yuntang subconsciously wanted to take a sip of the aroma of tea filling the room before explaining to everyone...
suddenly!
"Um???"
Su Yuntang smelled a very pungent, choking, and strange smell.
The smell was just like that of a gangster, and it instantly wiped out the aroma of tea in the whole room!
People can only smell the smell, but not the fragrance of tea...
And that smell...
Quite familiar!
It’s just that I can’t remember it for a while…
Everyone in Su Yuntang was stunned at that time!
Where the hell does this smell come from? !
"Um?"
"What does it smell like?"
The guests obviously smelled it too.
"呲呲......"
At the right time, on the other side of the guest room, where Gu Huaian was, there was a sudden sound of spray from a sprayer.
After hearing the news, everyone looked around and quickly located the source of the smell and sound.
That turned out to be the bottle Gu Huaian was holding...
Toilet water!
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