Chapter 108 The third episode of Pancake Fruit! The goddess smells like my grandma!
It was a box of plasters that looked ordinary, but the problem was that such plasters should not appear at the show recording site.
Most celebrities rarely wear plasters even if they are injured. Not only is it unsightly, many plasters also have a very strange smell.
It may not smell bad, but celebrities and entertainers should smell of high-end cosmetics and perfumes, not the cheap smell of plasters.
"Where did you get the plaster?"
Xilin picked it up and looked at it, and asked curiously.
Everyone heard the sound and looked over...
"I bought it."
At this time, Gu Huaian took the initiative to admit it.
"Did you buy it?"
After hearing this, everyone looked at Gu Huaian, and Gu Huaian pointed at Xilin's injured foot and said:
"I bought this for Sister Xilin. Didn't she have a sprained ankle?"
The day before yesterday, Gu Huaian saw the treatment that the staff had done for Xilin, and felt that the symptoms were being treated rather than the root cause. He thought that people in his family usually used plasters when they had sprains, so when he came back from recording a song, he stopped at a nearby hospital for treatment. Wan'er.
Speaking of which, thanks to this thing the day before yesterday, if Gu Huaian hadn't come back upstairs to deliver plaster to Sister Xilin, God knows when they would have discovered they were poisoned by fungi.
"puff……"
Everyone laughed at that time. Should I say it or not, this guy Gu Huaian is real!
The audience expressed:
"Do you think the staff would not think of using plaster?"
"This stuff works, but it's unsightly and smells bad!"
"My dad has a bad neck when driving and often sticks on this stuff. Everything in the house, from clothes to quilts, from the living room to the bedroom, smells like plaster!"
"My grandma is old and has a bad waist, and her body smells like plaster all day long."
"Pfft... But then again, this seems to be something that Gu Huaian would buy."
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[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X5! 】
If you say that other celebrities buy plasters, everyone will be surprised.
But if Gu Huaian bought it, to be honest, no one would be surprised now.
This is an artist who has used toilet water and wind oil essence, showed off potato chips, and drank Coca-Cola!
You can't compare him with normal artists!
"Hehehe..."
Su Yuntang shook his head. He said to himself that Xiao Gu is really honest and honest. How many celebrities and artists have you seen who have sprains and plasters on them?
Yes, maybe Xilin will use his toilet water and Fengyoujing, because those things really work, and even if they have a smell, they are not particularly pungent.
But he didn't think Xilin would use this plaster. On the one hand, it smelled strong, and on the other hand, it was attached to the foot, so it could be seen at any time in such a conspicuous position.
But just when Su Yuntang was thinking this...
From the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Xilin sitting on the sofa not far away. She actually opened the box containing the plaster, tore open the bag inside, and took out a patch of plaster...
Su Yuntang: "???"
Everyone in Su Yuntang was numb at that time!
Siren really wants to... put on plaster? ? ?
What the hell!
You know, from the moment the plaster was taken out, those sitting nearby could already smell the smell.
Musk, camphor, borneol, menthol... the smells of these traditional Chinese medicines are inherently strong, and they are so close together that although they are not unpleasant, they are really pungent, as if they are trying to cover up all other smells!
originally!
Because there are a group of celebrities and entertainers in the guest room, and everyone uses high-end cosmetics and perfumes. When combined together, the smell is not bad.
The smell of toilet water and Fengyoujing that Gu Huaian used the day before yesterday has almost disappeared. In the morning, before Gu Huaian had time to make breakfast, there was no other smell.
At this time!
Suddenly a plaster was taken out!
Just like the imperial decree, the smell attracted everyone's attention!
"What does it smell like..."
The memory of the dead is attacking Shang Zhuoyan. Xiao Yema wants to say, my grandma smelled like this when I was a kid!
She knew about this thing, but she had never put it on before. She often sprained her ankle while dancing, and the doctor told her not to put it on. The smell was so bad that she, Shang Zhuoyan, would not put it on even if she died. thing!
Even Jiang Shuo couldn't help but be attracted by the smell...
Speaking of which, Jiang Shuo has been in a daze since he woke up this morning. It seems that after waking up this morning, he saw his embarrassment yesterday and also saw some hot searches on the Internet. He must have lived in Bengbu.
Like Shang Zhuoyan, he is an idol idol who follows the popular route. Such a person cares about image the most, how can he accept such a social death scene where his personality has collapsed!
It is said that he was autistic for a time in the morning...
"Hehehe..."
On the other hand, the mature sister Xilin, holding the plaster in one of her slender hands, was not afraid of the smell of the plaster getting on her hands, but looked at it happily.
"You're so considerate."
She glanced at Gu Huaian from a distance, smiled and nodded.
Maybe she's a little weak. Today, the mature sister didn't dress up in any special way. She just wore a simple floral skirt, which was long and not very afraid of being exposed.
Her big waves are scattered casually, and her whole body exudes the charm of a mature woman with intellectual elegance.
"It should."
Gu Huaian nodded, took a glass of water and drank.
"Sister Xilin, you don't really want to post this, do you?" Shang Zhuoyan asked.
Don't talk about her, the audience is also very curious, and now the barrage is floating:
"fart!"
"My goddess can post this thing? Are you kidding!"
"Brother, you haven't eaten the three pounds of Xiangxiang you had last time!"
"Hahaha……"
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Probably everyone thinks that Sister Xilin will not use this plaster.
When the camera showed Xilin, the mature sister smiled and said nothing, and indeed stuffed the plaster back into the box.
"call……"
Everyone was shocked. Some people really thought that Siren would use this plaster. Fortunately, she didn't.
The actor Su was also shocked, he was really afraid of Xilin using it.
But before everyone can breathe a sigh of relief...
"Let me go for a while."
The mature sister Xilin actually sat up with her hands on the sofa, then waved to her staff to help her go to the unoccupied room next door...
Go...put on a plaster? !
"woc?!"
"what's the situation?!"
“Do you really want to post it???”
"Goddess! How can you post this thing!!!"
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A lot of people broke the defense in the comment area.
After a long time of commotion, Xilin didn't stop posting it, but temporarily put it away and went to the next room to post it.
There are all guests in this guest room, and they are in front of the camera. Where can I take off my shoes and apply plaster here?
outrageous.
Not polite either.
She also wants image.
But the problem is...
She wants to have an image, but she puts on plaster!
Don't you think there's some contrast? !
"this……"
Everyone in Su Yuntang was numb. He stared at Xilin's back with his eyes wide open. To be honest, he felt that he didn't know Xilin more and more.
He still didn't quite understand why Xilin could always get involved in the village-style things that Gu Huaian did, and she didn't dislike them at all, and even enjoyed them!
Is this still the Siren he knew? ? ?
Is this still the Siren he likes? ? ?
So has Siren changed, or has he never really understood Siren for so many years?
Anyway...
At this moment, Su Yuntang's world view collapsed again.
When Xilin actually finished applying the plaster and walked back from the next room, everyone looked at the plaster on her foot with mixed expressions.
Needless to say, the smell of this plaster is really strong. Xilin smelled quite good just now. She is a red carpet goddess, and the cosmetics and perfumes she uses are almost the highest quality in the industry.
But at this moment, the "rogue" smell of the plaster arbitrarily washed away and covered up all the fragrance on her body, so that soon only the musk, camphor, borneol, menthol on the plaster remained on her body... ...the kind of smell that comes from the combination of pungent Chinese medicinal materials.
"It's over..."
When the camera showed the plaster on Xilin's ankle, some fans had already collapsed.
"I really can't imagine that my goddess smells like my grandma..."
"Gu Huaian! Why do you want to buy this thing for my goddess, you idiot!"
"You clearly know that my goddess has a character that won't refuse!"
"Gu Huaian! Labor and management are at odds with you, OMG!!!"
"I never understood why fans of Pei Jing Shu's family always reported to Gu Huaian online. Okay, I don't need to understand now, just join in! Gu Huaian, you uncle! You (beep beep beep)..."
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[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X5! 】
Gu Huaian received another system notification, and the one he received was a bit nonsensical. Why did it include continuous critical hits?
In fact, we can’t blame everyone for scolding Gu Huaian this time...
Can you imagine that your goddess, a glamorous female star, smells the same as your grandma and grandpa?
I dare not think about it!
The filter is broken!
All three perspectives have collapsed!
It shouldn’t be!
How did that happen? !
The reason for everything is Gu Huaian. Why on earth did he buy plaster for Xilin!
If he didn't buy it, how could Xilin post it? !
Needless to say, many things in this show are rooted in Gu Huaian, especially the fungus incident the day before yesterday...
This kid is simply the source of all evil!
The problem is that he can do it by himself, and he has to bring others with him to do it!
Look at how Sister Xilin has been treated by him. She is wearing toilet water, water, wind oil essence, and applying plasters. No one can even imagine the smell of such a good red carpet goddess!
In fact, I don’t have to imagine anything. Yes, maybe Xilin did wear plaster, but it is definitely unlikely that she smells like an old person. The plaster mixed with the smell of perfume and cosmetics on her body is actually not very bad.
But the taste does stand out a bit.
"Do you feel it?"
Gu Huaian didn't feel anything was wrong, but instead asked Xilin.
"It's refreshing and cool, pretty good." The mature sister smiled lightly.
In fact, Gu Huaian is a more pragmatic person. No one wants to wear plaster, and everyone thinks it tastes too bad. But the question is, can the injury be cured if you don't wear it?
People nowadays don’t know why. They care about their image, appearance, taste all day long...
Especially those energetic young men who have their ankles exposed even in the middle of winter. Their heads are full of donkey dung and they don’t know what they are thinking. Besides, it doesn’t look good!
Gu Huaian will never understand those people who wear only a pair of pants instead of long johns in autumn and winter, and still walk on the red carpet with their legs exposed in the middle of winter.
Maybe he had never walked on the red carpet. Gu Huaian thought that if he attended any formal events and walked on the red carpet in the future, he would definitely wear a down jacket in the winter.
At that time, I will harvest a wave of system points by the way...well, it's a pleasure.
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To be honest, the guests were a bit disgusted by the smell of the plaster.
If only Gu Huaian bought it, or if Gu Huaian used it himself, don’t Shang Zhuoyan talk about it and make him sick to death...
But who told Sister Xilin to use it?
The mature sister Xilin puts on plaster, who will say that she shouldn't put it on, who dares to dislike her?
My sister is a red carpet goddess. She wears plastic bags on red carpets, and those plastic bags sell out of stock.
It was getting late, and as the guests all got up, the staff of the program team brought them breakfast.
The recording of the program must require the guests to be self-sufficient, but this is not because Su Yuntang and Xilin are not in good health due to fungus poisoning. Naturally, the program team cannot let them do it on their own.
We can count on Gu Huaian, but the food this old 6 eats is weird, either soy pot noodles or braised beef instant noodles. Yesterday in the hospital morning, he even went out and bought a pancake and ate fruit. Is it realistic to expect these celebrities to eat with him? ?
Su Yuntang and the others have small appetites, and their stomachs are not feeling well after eating fungus poisoning. The staff made porridge for them, so they would eat something light these two days.
"Ah... there's going to be a bird in my mouth!"
Shang Zhuoyan kept complaining and said:
"I'm already like this, why don't I let others eat something good?"
She originally thought that since she had been poisoned by fungi these past few days and needed to rest, she could be lazy and not practice dancing, and she could also use the excuse of being poisoned and needing to replenish herself to eat something good.
Who knows how to eat this stuff!
Her manager Han Li gave her a big eye roll, saying you are thinking shit!
Besides, you've been poisoned by bacteria and your stomach is bad. I'll give you a few pieces of meat, can you digest it after eating it?
Speaking of which, she was delayed here for a while because of Shang Zhuoyan, but it was just in time. Maybe she could listen to the song Gu Huaian wrote for Shang Zhuoyan. She had high hopes for this song. They quoted a price. Not low.
Thinking of Gu Huaian, Han Li couldn't help but look for Gu Huaian in the living room...
After searching for a long time, I couldn't find anyone.
Looking outside, I realized that Gu Huaian had gone to the kitchen.
Think about it, among the five guests except Gu Huaian, all of them were poisoned by fungus, and the staff were waiting for breakfast. He, Gu Huaian, was fine, so he naturally had to provide his own breakfast.
Not only Han Li, but others also noticed Gu Huaian who ran to the kitchen to make breakfast.
It's not that they want to pay attention, but Gu Huaian's "breakfast" is always a bit unique. Just look at his breakfast a few days ago. It was either hot pot noodles or braised beef instant noodles. So far, he hasn't brought the same thing...
They were naturally curious about what Gu Huaian was going to do this morning.
Maybe he knew that "Breakfast" was a highlight of Gu Huaian's program, so the camera was also given to Gu Huaian at this time.
at this time.
in the kitchen.
Gu Huaian was cleaning with a basin and a whisk.
Then I found an unopened bag of flour...
Speaking of which, maybe because the guests are all celebrities and entertainers, they almost never eat pasta, so the bag of flour has not yet been opened.
The noodles were originally unopened, so they had to be opened by Gu Huaian.
He opened a hole in the flour and poured some into the basin. The amount was not too much. Then Gu Huaian walked to the faucet carrying the egg beater and flour basin.
"Pattering..."
Receive water.
While doing so, beat the flour with a whisk.
When you think it's almost done, stop the water first. After stirring for a while, you feel that the water is not enough, so you add a little more.
Finally, Gu Huaian used a whisk and water to stir the flour into a very thin batter.
"???"
The barrage was full of question marks.
"What is he going to do?"
What kind of batter do you make so early in the morning? What is it?
When he poured the flour just now, some people speculated that he was going to make a pot of pimple soup, but how could the batter used for this pimple soup be so thin?
There's no way this can be formed, right?
They really couldn't guess what Gu Huaian was going to do...
Gu Huaian didn't mean to explain. This was a romance show, not a food show.
He just silently took the whipped batter to the stove, and then found an electric baking pan.
Plug it in.
Hot pan.
Brush it with a little oil and heat it up before pouring the batter in.
Then pick up the electric baking pan and shake it back and forth until the batter evenly covers every corner of the flat surface of the electric baking pan.
A round pancake appears in front of the camera.
"Pfft...couldn't this be..."
Some viewers felt that this pancake looked very familiar and couldn't help but make some guesses.
And what Gu Huaian did was verifying their guesses step by step!
"呲呲......"
When the batter was evenly spread on every corner of the electric baking pan, Gu Huaian took out an egg from the cabinet. After thinking about it, he thought it might not be enough, so he took out another egg.
Crack two eggs on the already formed dough, and use chopsticks to spread some of them, spreading them evenly over every part of the dough.
Then I found a bottle filled with black sesame seeds from the place where the seasonings were placed, and sprinkled some black sesame seeds...
When the dough was completely formed, he found a spatula, used it with his chopsticks, picked up both sides of the dough, and flipped it over...
"Snapped!"
His face was completely turned over.
The barrage was flooding at this time:
"You're totally blind if you can't figure out what you're doing!"
"Hahaha... you really have your Gu Laolu!"
"You still know how to eat, brother!"
"I'm not telling you he's making waffles!"
"???Brother, you know how to be a troublemaker!"
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In fact, as long as Gu Huaian has achieved this, anyone who is not blind will know that he is making pancakes and fruit!
This technique is very skillful!
One Xiu'er even said, Gu Huaian, you are indeed a big man from Shan Dong, and the way you make pancakes is as if it is engraved in your DNA!
Speaking of which, he really deserves to be Gu Huaian. A few days ago, there were soy pot noodles and braised beef instant noodles, followed by eggs, fried dough sticks, and tofu...
Are you going to serve pancakes and fruits today? !
It's time to work, stay here!
only……
Some people can’t help but wonder, let’s just say, don’t pancakes require fried dough sticks?
What do you call pancakes without oil dough sticks?
"Youtiao! Woc youtiao!"
Soon, someone remembered...
Didn't Gu Huaian buy two kilograms of fried dough sticks the day before yesterday? !
The morning before yesterday, he showed off a little by mixing cucumber and fried dough sticks for lunch. Even with the two kilograms of fried dough sticks, he didn't finish it at all.
As expected!
When Gu Huaian finished brushing the sauce on the dough, he immediately turned around and ran to the refrigerator to take out a pack of unfinished fried dough sticks he bought the day before yesterday!
"Snapped!"
Spread a handful onto the dough with the sauce!
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