Chapter 101 My brother’s boyfriend has an occupational disease! Dong Zhuo plays Diao Chan, and the w
"I won't call you Shang Zhuoyan if I don't kill you! Stop Gu Huaian!"
"I'm stupid. You said I would stop if you told me to stop?"
Halfway up the mountain, Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan were chasing each other.
What made Shang Zhuoyan quite devastated was that instead of catching Gu Huaian, she made Gu Huaian jump repeatedly and took the opportunity to rub her face again.
Shang Zhuoyan was so angry that few people dared to wipe dirty things on her face. Gu Huaian not only wiped it on her face, but also wiped it twice in a row!
If Gu Huaian does not die, God will not tolerate it!
Don't tell me, even though Gu Huaian fell down once and was as dirty as a Niva, he didn't notice it and didn't care at all. He even wiped it on Shang Zhuoyan's face, treating it as fun.
He is also missing a great virtue.
"Hahaha……"
It made some viewers laugh. Even though it was a chase and slapstick, I don't know why it made their mouths turn up.
The barrage slowly floated by:
"Dong Zhuo plays with Diao Chan!"
"Do you understand Gu Huaian's happiness?"
"Android CP rush, rush!"
"Shang Zhuoyan beat this old man to death!"
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In fact, CP doesn’t have to be sweet, it just needs to be interesting.
In any case, fans only have fun with it, and that kind of joyful enmity is exactly what they like.
"Hey, hey..."
The audience was happy to see them running like this, but several FollowPDs were unlucky.
God knows how difficult it would be for them to carry such a heavy camera and chase Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan in the mountains to shoot!
To be honest, these camera teachers now have the intention of killing Gu Huaian. They are even praying in their hearts, brother, please stop being lazy and just let Shang Zhuoyan give him a few beatings!
They even had the urge to drop their cameras and run over to help Shang Zhuoyan hold Gu Huaian down and give him a good beating.
"You two, slow down..."
Xilin followed them carefully from behind. The mature sister's pretty face was full of worry, fearing that either Gu Huaian or Shang Zhuoyan would fall again.
Speaking of which, she also envied these two young men. They walked forward without looking carefully at their feet. Unlike her, she had to make sure that her feet were stable before she dared to move forward.
But sometimes, the more careful you are, the more likely things will go wrong...
"ah!"
Xilin, who was chasing Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan, suddenly slipped and her whole body fell backwards uncontrollably...
"hiss……"
The mountain road here is relatively smooth, and there are no injuries from the fall, but the mature sister is covering her ankle, showing a somewhat painful expression.
My feet are wet.
"Are you okay, Teacher Xilin?"
"What happened?!"
"Quick! Get the medical kit!"
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When Xilin fell, the camera teacher beside her was startled and hurriedly called the staff to get the medical kit.
There is no way, she is the national goddess Siren, her body is more precious than gold, if something goes wrong during their show, the agency will not let them off easily.
Not only Xilin, but other artists except Gu Huaian are also like this. Generally, they will carry a medical kit with them when they go out.
Some artists even specify that when recruiting staff, they require them to know some basic medical knowledge and know some first aid measures.
This is also the reason why Xi Lin and Shang Zhuoyan's staff went to the program team to protest as soon as they heard that they were going to follow Gu Huaian into the mountains.
You said Gu Huaian fell down just now, why did no one care about him?
hehe……
The staff at the scene were eager to throw this old man to death!
"No, no, no, don't..."
Xilin quickly stood up, straightened her clothes, waved to them and said:
"I didn't fall anywhere, just my foot slipped, it's nothing."
As she spoke, she even spun around in front of the camera.
Just a bit of pain occasionally flashes between my eyebrows...
"What's wrong?"
At this time, Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan also came after hearing the news. Such a large-scale mobilization made Xilin a little hugged. She gently arranged the scattered hair on her temples and said with a smile:
"You are making too much fuss. Nothing is wrong. I don't even have much mud on my body."
She raised her slender white jade hands and gently patted the soil on her body. Seeing her smiling so easily, the staff gradually relaxed their vigilance.
Gu Huaian wanted to ask again, but...
"Gu Huaian!"
Little Mustang Shang Zhuoyan rushed over and clamped Gu Huaian's head with her arms!
"Let me catch you! Just run away again!"
She was really embarrassed, her body was relatively clean, but her pretty doll-like face was covered with dirt, and some of it was mixed with the foundation. It wasn't ugly, but it was quite funny.
"Uh...cough...let go! I can't breathe!"
Gu Huaian was buried directly by Shang Zhuoyan's arm at the cross between his chest and arms. At that moment, his world suddenly became dark.
When he mentioned this incident later, Gu Huaian said with a nostalgic look on his face, what if it happened again...
"???"
"!!!"
That scene shocked many viewers, and they shouted:
"Gu Huaian, get out of here! Are you able to stay in that position?"
"Gu Huaian: I want to get up too, do you think I can get up?!"
"If you pass this on, Gu Huaian won't be able to get up..."
"???"
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No one knows how envious everyone is of that position. Everyone wants to say, even if we are beaten to death by Shang Zhuoyan, we still want to covet that moment of darkness, okay?
"Giggle..."
Siren, the mature sister, sat watching them fight and couldn't help laughing.
Just by moving her ankle occasionally, her smile would fade slightly.
While laughing, they had almost collected the fungi.
The baskets carried by Ayao and Uncle were almost full, and there were still many in the bamboo baskets.
There were fewer Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan. They were just patronizing and making trouble, but they still had a lot of money combined.
It is worth mentioning that the mature sister Xilin stopped moving much after she fell, so there were relatively few fungi in the basket, only half a basket.
It's getting late, the harvest is almost done, and everyone plans to go down the mountain.
Shang Zhuoyan didn't walk very fast when she went up the mountain, but she was in a hurry to go down the mountain. She followed Ayao and Uncle and walked very fast.
On the other hand, the mature sister Xilin, who was relatively strong when she came, walked slowly down the mountain because there was nothing to record. Even the camera teacher temporarily went down first, and she was still going down bit by bit.
"Sister Xilin, your feet..."
Gu Huaian walked behind Xilin. It was normal for Xilin to walk, but it was obvious that she always dared not use force on her right foot.
"It's an old problem."
The mature sister found a stone and sat down for a while, then said with a helpless smile:
"When I was filming before, my ankle sprained my ankle and I had to hold on for the filming. After that, it was always the same."
Others only see Xilin's glamor on the screen, and few know about her efforts behind the scenes.
Before she became famous, she was actually quite hardworking, especially when filming on the set. She rarely used a body double and almost did all the dangerous moves herself. She was not as good as those famous martial arts actors who didn't have a good bone in their body, but they also had Got some injuries.
At that time, she was also nicknamed "Desperate Sanniang" in Hengdian.
These feet are not only the cause of her problems during filming, but also the fact that she often wears high heels at various events. She is a red carpet goddess.
In Xilin's eyes, this is probably also a kind of "occupational disease".
She also knew that her feet were often sprained, and they would go away as quickly as they came, and they might be fine in a day or two. She didn't want to trouble others, let alone stir up trouble, so she simply didn't say anything.
"You can't leave like this."
Gu Huaian couldn't help but frown when he saw this. The mountain road was difficult to walk, and it would be even more difficult to go down the mountain if his feet were sprained.
Under Xilin's surprised gaze, Gu Huaian walked up to her and squatted down with his back to her...
"Come up, I'll carry you."
The mature sister was stunned for a moment, looking at the broad shoulders of her brother squatting in front of her. She suddenly felt a little shy. Speaking of which, except for filming, she was rarely carried on her back.
"Isn't this... bad?" She was still a little hesitant.
"What's this?"
Gu Huaian looked at himself, scratched his head, and said helplessly and apologetically:
"Am I too dirty?"
Gu Huaian is a bit self-aware, and the clothes he changed when he came here were clean, but after going into the mountains and playing around with Shang Zhuoyan, it was normal for them to get dirty.
"No, no, how could it be..."
Xilin waved her hands quickly, watching Gu Huaian stand up because she thought she was disgusted with his dirty body. She was a little panicked, took two quick steps, squatted down, leaned forward, and lay directly on Gu Huaian's back... …
"woc..."
Gu Huaian originally thought that Sister Xilin felt dirty on her body, but who knew that Xilin suddenly pounced on her. To be honest, Gu Huaian had an amazing waist, otherwise Sister Xilin would have been knocked down by whatever she said just now.
Anyone with a weak waist will have to be broken by Sister Xilin.
"Are you OK?"
Xilin felt her face was a little hot, and she didn't dare to move while lying on Gu Huaian's back, for fear of crushing Gu Huaian.
"It's okay, just kidding."
Gu Huaian adjusted his movements a little, and then directly carried Xilin on his back in one breath.
"oh……"
At the moment when the angle of view rose as Gu Huaian stood up, Xilin felt the "boyfriend power" of her young brother for the first time, which made her heart beat a little, and her heartbeat accelerated wildly. That feeling would make her very easy to get addicted.
"You are so strong..."
Somehow, she whispered something into Gu Huaian's ear.
She was blowing the wind like this, which made Gu Huai'an feel a little bit hot...
"You usually exercise regularly. Besides, sister Xilin, you are not heavy either."
These female stars are generally not overweight. Female stars like Xi Lin and Pei Jingshu generally weigh around eighty or ninety pounds. A weight of one hundred pounds is considered "the shame of female stars."
For example, a certain Shang Zhuoyan.
It always makes people happy to be praised. Xilin chuckled and said:
"very eloquent……"
Having said that, she did not dare to hold Gu Huaian tightly with her hands, and still kept a certain distance.
What made her feel very comfortable was that Gu Huaian's hand did not go to her thigh or butt. Instead, he made a fist and let his arm pass under her thigh near the knee joint, hooking...
"Let's go."
Gu Huaian didn't talk nonsense, and walked down the mountain with Xilin in his arms.
"Be careful...oh, be careful..."
What's funny is that Xilin, who is lying on Gu Huaian's back, always seems to be very careful. Watching Gu Huaian go down the mountain is like watching a 6D movie. Xilin will remind him every time he makes a slightly bigger move.
Gu Huaian was patient and didn't feel annoyed. He just smiled. It was Xilin who felt that she was redundant, so she said as little as possible...
Lying on Gu Huaian's back, Xilin felt very safe, but the bumps on the road, up and down, made her feel a little shy.
At this time, they were pressed tightly against each other. Neither of them were fat. It was definitely a lie to say how comfortable they were. Xilin even felt a little uncomfortable being carried by Gu Huaian, but it seemed that it was precisely because of this discomfort that she felt uncomfortable. It made her feel very solid and reliable.
My brother's boyfriend power is quite high.
It wasn't until they met Shang Zhuoyan and the others at the foot of the mountain that Gu Huaian put Xilin down in order to prevent others from discovering her.
Shang Zhuoyan and the staff didn't find any clues. They all rode back in the car. Shang Zhuoyan even chirped that she would cook and fry mushrooms for everyone when they got back.
When Gu Huaian heard this, he was interested and asked, "Can you still cook?"
Shang Zhuoyan said that’s not the case, who do you look down on?
Gu Huaian smiled and said that I had seen a video of you cooking on a variety show before, and it was all burnt black.
Shang Zhuoyan blushed and clenched her teeth, feeling extremely embarrassed and angry. She yelled, "Gu Huaian, go to hell." She gave him a set of small punches in the car, which caused a burst of laughter.
Unconsciously, wherever these two are present, everything is filled with laughter.
Back in the small courtyard, Gu Huaian only left half a basket of mushrooms for them to eat, and the rest was given to Ayao and uncle.
It was not easy for the uncle and nephew to collect some mushrooms. They went into the mountains early in the morning and rolled around in mud, so they didn't get much. Moreover, they didn't collect mushrooms every day.
The conditions at home don't seem to be very good, especially for Ayao. Both his parents are working outside. It's not easy for him to live with his younger brother and grandma who are in elementary school.
To Gu Huaian and the others, this fungus was worthless, but to them, selling it would be enough to improve their lives for a long time.
Besides, they were just going there to have fun, and the main purpose was to experience it. They didn’t have to pay the fare to take them into the mountains, right?
Gu Huaian's move won praise from the audience.
Yes, maybe Gu Huaian is a busy guy and always gets into trouble, but it is undeniable that he really cares about other people's feelings and is quite good at doing things.
He can see the difficulty of others.
Be able to get close to them and understand them.
This is the most valuable thing.
At the same time...
[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X10! 】
The system gave Gu Huaian a critical hit.
This was a real surprise, and it also gave Gu Huaian a different understanding of the word "down-to-earth".
Shang Zhuoyan and Xilin did not object to his approach, but rather looked at this guy with admiration.
It is worth mentioning that before going back, Xilin pulled Gu Huaian and told her not to tell others about her sprained ankle because she didn't want to stir up trouble.
If they knew she was injured, my staff, show crew, viewers, fans, etc. would all explode on the spot.
In the lighter case, everyone from the production team paid attention to her, but in the more important case, they took her directly to the hospital for filming.
Isn't Su Yuntang here? If he knew, then Xilin would really have a headache...
Speaking of which, Xilin was also a little helpless. She didn't know since when it became a big deal for a celebrity artist to get injured.
Some little fresh hands have to go to the hospital quickly because they are afraid that the wound will heal if they go too late. She once thought that she was not so hypocritical, but she couldn't help but the people around her tried to hold her up.
She thought about it, and then she went back and asked her assistant to get some medicine, spray it and rub it, and then everything would be fine.
"good."
Gu Huaian said long live Sister Li, but seeing how slowly and carefully Sister Xilin walked, he couldn't help but feel a little unbearable.
"Do we have any medicine for bruises here?"
Gu Huaian ran to the program team and asked.
"Who fell?"
The person who answered Gu Huaian was a camera teacher, one of the people who followed Gu Huaian and the others into the mountains.
"Ah, I fell on my arm and it's not very comfortable." Gu Huaian said.
He originally thought of using the excuse that he fell and get some medicine to send to Sister Xilin, but who knows...
"Ah……"
After hearing this, the camera teacher couldn't help laughing and spat:
"Deserved it."
Gu Huaian: "???"
Who the hell did I provoke?
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