Paladin of Asgard

Gao Tianzun's birthday party

I finally have a chance to get close to Gao Tianzun, hoping to get the controller Luo Wei to think about it as soon as possible.

A few days passed by, and it was Gao Tianzun's birthday in a blink of an eye. Luo Wei followed Carlo to Gao Tianzun's residence.

"Mr. Carlo, what is Gao Tianzun's birthday?" Sitting on the spaceship, Luo Wei asked.

"It's not important. The important thing is to have fun. Do you understand that Gao Tianzun has a long lifespan. If measured by outside standards, he is already tens of millions of years old. Even according to the time of Saka, Gao Tianzun's Age is also a number that people can't remember clearly, he can't remember it himself." Carlo said.

Luo Wei nodded: "From what you said, the time on Saka seems to be much slower than the outside world."

Carlo said: "On average, this is indeed the case, but the time flow of Saka star relative to the outside world is fast and slow, and violent fluctuations occur from time to time."

Luo Wei: "What is the current flow rate of time?"

Carlo: "No one knows the exact data, but in recent months, the time has changed drastically. It was very fast in the past and very slow recently."

"How is the time comparison between inside and outside Saka measured? Can someone enter and exit Saka at will?" Luo Wei asked.ァ新ヤ~8~1~Chinese.. <First release, domain name, please remember

"Of course not. The easiest way to measure is to observe that thing." Carlo pointed out.

Luo Wei looked through the porthole and followed his fingers, but it was the biggest wormhole in the sky.

The wormholes surrounding Saka are densely packed, but most of them are small. This one is bizarrely large, covering the sky and the sun, and always emitting a flame-like halo.

At this moment, this giant wormhole is spewing garbage densely, and all kinds of colorful, large and small things are pouring out crazily, as if it is raining heavily.

For this giant wormhole, Luo Wei had the impression in his previous life that Thor, Banner and others finally escaped from Saka, and it was through this wormhole.

"Devil, the largest wormhole on Saka." Carlo said, and then added, "I'm not joking, this is the official name, "Devil", Gao Tianzun personally named it. "

Luo Wei was a little speechless, Gao Tianzun's taste is really vulgar.

Carlo continued: "When the devil dumps a lot of garbage, it means that the time on Saka is slower than the outside world. If Saka spends a day, the outside world may spend a year. A year's worth of garbage is dumped in in one day. Naturally, large."

"For example, judging from the speed of dumping garbage, the time we just spoke, the outside world may have passed for several days."

Hearing this, Luo Wei couldn't help feeling a little bit pained.

If the time flow rate of Saka has always been at this level, wouldn't Thanos snap his fingers when he returned to Asgard?

The spaceship soon arrived at the destination, and Luo Wei followed Carlo to the building where Gao Tianzun lived.

"You are here, my good brother." Gao Tianzun said to Carlo with a smile, followed by a fat middle-aged aunt and some guards.

"Happy birthday, cousin." Carlo took out a golden gift box and said with a smile. The two of them looked like brothers and sisters, and their love was stronger than gold.

"Who is this?" Gao Tianzun pointed at Luo Wei.

Carlo introduced: "My friend, Anduin, a priest of the Holy Light, is very powerful."

"Hello, Anduin. You are Carlo's friend, and naturally you are also my friend." Gao Tianzun smiled and shook hands with Luo Wei.

Luo Wei also greeted him with a smile.

When everyone entered the room, there were already many guests in the room, singing and dancing continued, creating a lively atmosphere.

After a while, Gao Tianzun came on the stage in person and started playing discs and playing music, pushing the atmosphere of the scene to a new level.

It has to be said that Gao Tianzun's music level is still not good. After listening to his electronic music, Luo Wei couldn't help playing the rhythm.

However, when the atmosphere was at its hottest, a loudspeaker suddenly made a piercing sound, causing most of the people present to cover their ears.

"what happened"

"The speaker is broken"

Gao Tianzun was moody, and when he was playing discs, he suddenly had such an accident, and his face instantly sank.

He looked at an attendant: "If I remember correctly, you installed this stereo, right? It's only been two months."

The attendant's face was pale, and he quickly knelt on the ground: "Please, this is just an accident."

"Unfortunately, I thought this would be a perfect birthday party." Gao Tianzun shook his head slowly, then smiled and looked at the fat aunt beside him, "Topaz, do me a favor."

Although Topaz was a woman, she was extremely fat and mighty, with a fierce look on her face. As soon as she stepped forward, the originally lively atmosphere suddenly disappeared.

She is holding a scepter with a golden ball on the top of the scepter, which seems to be nothing special.

But when she saw her coming over with this scepter, the attendant burst into tears and kowtowed as he stepped back: "No!"

"Don't worry, the melting scepter will be fast."

Topaz said, then took the melting scepter and lightly tapped on the attendant.

"Ah ah ah"

The attendant screamed frantically, and at the same time, blue fireworks rose from his body.After a few screams, he turned from a complete person into a pool of blue sewage.

"Guards, wash the floor." Gao Tianzun waved his hand casually, and then returned to his full smile, "Go ahead, everyone, today is my birthday, everyone must have fun, haha." ..

After the blue sewage was removed, the atmosphere on the scene gradually recovered and became more and more enthusiastic.

Many people looked eager as if they were expecting something, especially the male guests.

"Ah, the most exciting part has arrived. I believe you have been holding back for a long time." Gao Tianzun clapped his hands and said with a smile.

Before the words were finished, several teams of maids came in from the outside. They were all beautiful, some were bold and bold, some were shy and restrained, with very different styles.

The eyes of most of the male guests lit up.

Carlo patted Luo Wei on the shoulder and said with a smile: "I just said this is the best party, how about it, it's very exciting, Anduin."

Rowe sweated.

At this time, many people had already started to act, so the scene gradually became chaotic and gradually became indescribable.

"Come on, pick one that you think is beautiful," Carlo said.

"I'm face-blind." Luo Wei naturally didn't want to participate in such lewd activities.

"Face-blind" Carlo was a little surprised, but soon, he was busy cultivating his own land and had no time to pay attention to Luo Wei.

Everyone worked hard.

Gao Tianzun noticed Luo Wei and asked with a smile, "Why, aren't we together?"