Original Again

Let us be anxious about Emm’s IQ: Although Black and Bai have explained it for a long time, Emm has not distinguished the difference between Kantas and chicken. In his opinion, Kantas is also a kind of chicken, but The name is Kantars==///.

So, for Emmy, the soil bun who has never seen a winged creature other than a chicken, the male who just came to exchange for a barbecue with a feather is also a chicken ==///It’s just a chicken with a big head. , Holding the feather, Em even thought of Louis… and his sweater in a mood.

“Will Louis become that big in the future? A sweater of that size is hard to knit~” He threw the feathers to the eager female cubs to play, and Em stood up.

Not long after I stood up, a large crowd of people swarmed around! Take a closer look, it turns out that they are all females who were originally around!

Em was taken aback by them, thinking that the other party was here to eat barbecue, he hurriedly stood up, “The barbecue is finished.”

In order to show that the barbecue is indeed gone, Em also pointed out the empty grill for them to watch.

Who knows, after hearing his words, instead of going away, the females took a step closer to him.

For the first time, being stared at by so many female-looking females, Emm was so embarrassed that he could hardly breathe.

“Yo! Em, are you very popular!” At this moment, Sita’s hearty voice came from the outside. As soon as I came back, I saw Em was surrounded by a large group of females. It felt…I was envied and pleased…

However, when Sita approached, she later realized that this was not so much a scene where Em was enthusiastically pursued by females, as it was a scene where Em was being bullied by a group of females.

“Are you bullying Em?” Theta was upset. “Did Em do anything to sorry you?”

“This guy did what I’m sorry to us!” The leading female cried immediately. Not only Sita but also Em was stunned when she cried, and the other females also cried. stand up.

Sita dumbfoundedly nodded the head of the female present, and swallowed her saliva for a while.

Then, when she turned to Em, Sita looked a little ill.

Pulling Em aside, Theta began to educate him on ideology, “I hope you can find a suitable female to bring back to the tribe this time, but it is enough for you to find one. You can find so many at a time. You see the problem. Is it coming?”

“…Huh?” Em was stunned. After he understood Sita’s meaning, his entire face was red. He hurriedly waved his hands, “I…I really didn’t do anything to apologize to them! After you left, I half I have never left before, so I, I will just barbecue here!”

“You barbeque here, it’s what we are most sorry for!” Hearing his words, the leading female wiped her tears and said faintly.

After dozens of females complained one by one, the Wash tribe finally understood the cause and effect of the matter. After understanding it, even the females of the Vash tribe began to complain.

“I knew there was a blind date here in the evening, and we would not leave even if we died~~~~~” With Sita’s long sigh, the Wash tribe suddenly mourned.

The original purpose of the rally was only for exchange. However, with the increasing number of rally held, many people completed the exchange and settled their own life-long events, which made the various tribes pay more attention to the second role of the rally. The second function of the assembly is blind dates.

Each tribe has a large number of young female males. Due to the **** ratio of each tribe, quite a few of them may not be able to find a suitable target in the tribe. The large number of people brought by the rally will give these young female males a chance. The opportunity to meet a new partner has become a customary thing for all tribes.

Therefore, in the corner of the rally, there is a place specially prepared for unmarried females. Females who are ready to find a mate can wait for the arrival of males. They will show off their various talents here, but the most important one is also necessary. Talent show is barbecue! Then, the males only need to approach a female when they are interested in her and ask if the other party is willing to give themselves a piece of barbecue.

The females will give a piece of barbecue to the person they like, and if they don’t like it, just ignore it.

then-

After listening to the explanations of the females, Sita and the others were stunned.

Fortunately, Sita and the others accidentally chose the place to put their luggage at the location of the blind date; unfortunately, Sita and the others gave up on the blind date to buy a dress.

“How important is a husband in skirts~~~~~” Sita and Nazha cried.

Em blinked.

He always feels… as if something happened…

“You idiot, it’s okay to cook here, just forget about cooking, you actually left the most popular Mr. Yu! It’s simply unforgivable—” Pointing to Em, who looked out of shape, the females continued to cry. .

“Ah…” Listening to the complaints of the females, Em finally understood a little bit what had happened.

It turned out that the male orc who came over for the barbecue during his barbecue?

I refused to exchange barbecues with them, but I refused to go on a blind date with them.

and many more-

Not all rejected! And that chicken too!

The wild intuition made Em decide that he could not beat the opponent, so he let the opponent use a feather to exchange two horns of beef + a pot of soup, this, this, this—

“The other party just wants to exchange barbecue with me? He didn’t eat for nothing, and gave me a chicken feather?” Em hurriedly took the dirty white feather from the cubs. Taking it back, holding the feather, he looked at the other females hopefully.

“Ah~~~~~~~ Master Yu actually gave him the feather! Master Yu actually danced to show you! You, you, you bastard!!!” It’s okay not to see the feather, but to see that one. At the moment of feathering, the leading female cried and fainted in her companion’s arms.

The grief-stricken females then popularized another rule for the buns of the Vash tribe: the female is willing to give barbecue to the male, which means that the female has a fancy to this male. At this time, if the male has further contact, she also thinks that this female is very agreeable. , Then, it becomes a prototype. Through a courtship dance, she will continue to show her strength to the female, and further ask the female whether she is satisfied with herself. If the female is satisfied again, then the male can pull a handful of hair to the female and announce that the two people are determined. It’s down~(≧▽≦)/~.

“You foolish fool! What chicken feathers? What is that chicken stuff? Even Master Yu’s eyelashes can’t match! Master Yu is the most prettiest and most beautiful dragon owl in the Baiyu tribe! Long Xiao! Do you know? “Sensitively heard the word “chicken”, Emme stabbed the hornet’s nest, and the females began to beat Emme angrily.

“What are dragons and dragon owls?” Em really didn’t know what dragon owl was.

I just kneel for you! The females looked at the innocent face of Em in embarrassment, and felt weaker and weaker. They began to work tirelessly to continue spitting on Em in an attempt to teach this ignorant bun.

It is said that Lord Yu comes from the White Feather tribe who specializes in beautiful males;

It is said that Lord Yu is the flower of the proud tribe of the Baiyu tribe, and has never visited a blind date. It is said that in addition to the beautiful males, the Baiyu tribe is also rich in salt slabs;

It is said that Master Yu is the bird with the most salt slabs in the Baiyu tribe, and the whole nest is made of salt slabs!

So, listening to the females, you and me, there was a fragrant and delicious salt, baked, and chicken in the mind of Meng Jiuzhao, who was idly watching the excitement next to you!

But at this time, after listening to the females’ narration, Em was not well.

He seems to have done an incredible thing!

If the male’s pacing back and forth after eating a meal is regarded as dancing, the whole process is just in line with the courtship process that the females just said: the male comes over to beg for meat → he agrees → the male eats barbecue He also drank the soup → the male danced → praised him for his good looks → and… the other party slashed down the feathers and gave him.

Seeing the feather in his hand now, Em was messed up.

“Oh… I knew that Master Yu likes roasted cows, I don’t bother to catch bugs and mice all over the mountains.” The leading female woke up slowly, with a confused look in her eyes, she said with emotion.

Give up this relationship and choose a life without bugs and mice, it sounds…

It’s also pretty good~(≧▽≦)/~.

Holding her companion’s arm, the female stood up firmly.

“Treasure Master Yu.” After leaving these words, the females retired.

The females came and went like wind, and Em was left dumbfounded.

“What should we do? Let’s go back to the tribe?” After thinking about it, Em could only think of the best strategy.

“It’s late.” Nazha suddenly said, looking at Emme who hurriedly began to pack his luggage.

Following Naza’s sight, Em looked towards the entrance, and when he saw the expressionless male, Em’s whole rabbit stiffened.

The man called Yu-sama is very tall, his naked muscles are strong but not exaggerated. He has a very light and powerful feeling. He has a very beautiful shining silver hair set against the rare amber on his face. With her eyes, the whole person looks gorgeous and cold, with a mysterious beauty.

When he appeared, even Meng Jiuzhao, who saw the strange beauty, was a little surprised, not to mention the females that the Vash tribe hated to marry.

“What a good male! He has a tall chest and a big butt!” Sita said sourly as he looked up and down at the male who was caught by Emme.

“Hello, I am the feather of the Baiyu tribe.” The man greeted everyone in the Vash tribe very politely. “This afternoon, a member of your tribe and I have made a marriage contract. Now I came here to perform the ceremony. The last step.”

The last step of the blind date ceremony: the male is going to hunt a kind of his favorite food and return it to the female he likes.

One is to prove to the females their hunting ability, and the other is to tell the other party their own tastes in a tactful way, so that they can prepare more meals that suit their tastes in the future.

As Yu spoke, she drew something behind her back, and then pushed it in front of the Vash tribe.

That is an unusually large straw basket.

There is a lid on it, and if you listen carefully, you can still hear a slight noise inside.

Emme, with a reluctant look, was pushed to the straw basket by Sita, and looking at the feather looking expectantly at her, Em swallowed his saliva and lifted the lid of the straw basket.

A spider half a meter long stretched out its hairy legs to greet him.

Well, Master Yu doesn’t like roasting bugs or mice. Master Yu wants to tell his future wife that his favorite is roast spiders~(≧▽≦)/~.