One Piece's Bizzare Adventure

The night was dark, perfect for killing, and the wind was high, ideal for arson.

After extensive scouting, the five members of the elite guard effortlessly found the enemy's lair.

At the villa entrance, Squalo and Tiziano felt uneasy, whispering, "Something's not right."

"Yeah, a place like this with no guards is clearly a trap!"

Carne also frowned.

Chocolata, however, was unfazed, grinning wickedly, "If you're scared, I can take the lead."

Chocolata's Stand, "Green Day," activated whenever a living being moved from a higher to a lower place within its range, causing mold to infect and destroy their bodies.

Trap?

It doesn't matter.

Just kill everything nearby, and there won't be a problem.

A trace of hesitation flashed across Carne's fat face.

Squalo and Tiziano exchanged glances and spoke in unison, "No way!"

Chocolata glared at the couple in the team, "Got a better idea?"

We don't have a better idea, but we don't want to die for no reason!

After contemplating, Squalo suggested, "Let my Clash go and scout first."

Carne thought for a moment.

As a long-range controlled Stand, Clash was indeed more suitable for infiltration than Green Day.

He nodded, "Go ahead, Squalo."

Squalo didn't waste any time, releasing Clash.

Clash looked like a small armored shark that could teleport between different liquids.

In a blink, Clash disappeared.

Squalo ran his hand through his hair, leaning gently against Tiziano's shoulder.

Tiziano caressed his lover's face, smiling indulgently.

Seeing this, Chocolata spat on the ground, grabbing his pet—not quite, but grabbing Secco, who remained silent and dumb as always.

"Good boy, my good boy, cooperate like before, and I'll give you candy."

Secco tilted his head obediently. Good boy.jpg

Lovers being lovers, master-servant games being played.

Everyone had a beautiful future.

The meat on Carne's face twitched twice.

Tonight's wind was particularly noisy.

One minute passed.

Three minutes passed.

Five minutes passed.

Suddenly, Squalo, who was cuddling with his lover, turned pale.

Before he could speak, he vomited a large mouthful of blood.

Tiziano and the others were startled.

With a pale face, Squalo weakly said, "My Stand... was..."

Before he finished, they heard a strange voice.

"You shouldn't be wandering around someone's house in the middle of the night."

Jon, with messy hair, wearing pajamas, and holding a mini shark like a toy, approached them.

Where did this guy come from?!

The elite guard members looked grim.

"How are you going to compensate me?" Jon asked, squeezing Clash with a light touch until it shattered.

As the Stand died, Squalo rolled his eyes and bled from his seven orifices, dying instantly.

"Squalo!" Tiziano screamed in grief.

"Damn it, we've been discovered!"

Carne quickly pulled out a gun, aiming for his temple without a second thought.

But Jon was faster.

Finger guns (×)

Bare-handed ripple shots (√)

Compressed air bullets crazily fired, breaking Carne's hand.

His screams pierced the night.

Jon covered his ears, "I thought Diavolo would come personally, but it's just you guys."

Suddenly, Tiziano rushed at Jon, "I'll kill you!"

Jon understood.

After all, his lover died; it's normal to be emotional.

Then, he casually sent a wind blade, reuniting Tiziano and Squalo.

(Dying Squalo: Tiziano...)

Within a few breaths, two dead, one injured.

Chocolata's right eye twitched.

Jon beckoned, "What's wrong? Aren't you going to attack?"

Chocolata hesitated, summoning his Stand, "Green Day..."

'Swoosh!'

A cold light flashed.

Chocolata saw his own headless body.

Then, he heard a voice—"You're too slow."

Secco, scared out of his wits, dove underground.

Jon spread his observation Haki, staying alert.

At this moment, Chocolata, who should've died, burst into maniacal laughter, "You've fallen into the trap!"

Simultaneously, the ground caved in.

A cactus-like Stand began releasing mold indiscriminately.

This was the perfect combo of Green Day and Oasis.

No one could escape this move!

Jon, feeling the trouble, flew into the air with wind manipulation.

Chocolata's laughter abruptly stopped.

What?! How can someone fly?

We're all Stand users, why is your style so different!

Secco, surfacing, was also dumbfounded.

How do we fight this?

"Chocolata, Secco, forget about him. Kill me!"

Carne had seen how troublesome the enemy was.

He knew they had no chance of winning.

But it was okay.

They had an ace up their sleeve.

His Stand—Notorious B.I.G.!

I can't output, but I'm the best at backstabbing.

Hit my own teammates!

Hearing Carne's cry, Chocolata and Secco immediately attacked their companion.

Carne's obese body exploded!

"Aaah!"

He screamed, but his face was filled with excitement.

"I'm dead, but you won't survive, BOSS. Mr. Belicoro... my mission is complete..."

Jon remained unmoved.

Notorious B.I.G., speed limitless, duration limitless, attack range limitless.

A truly "invincible Stand"!

Of course, invincible means it can't be defeated, not that it can't be "killed."

(Star Platinum's Jotaro: Good grief)

Seeing the wriggling meat-like Stand crawl out of Carne's corpse, Jon opened his arms like welcoming Notorious B.I.G.

Chocolata and Secco were stunned.

Is he... planning to commit suicide?

Notorious B.I.G. didn't care, attacking anyone who moved.

The wriggling meat mass flew like a dark red arrow.

Ten meters!

Five meters!

Three meters!

Closer, closer!

Chocolata and Secco's hearts were in their throats.

Jon smiled faintly.

Activate Magic Card—Magic Cylinder!

In an instant, a transparent portal opened.

Notorious B.I.G. dove right in.

Jon waved his hand.

Another portal, right next to the first, opened.

And then, something magical happened...