One Piece: What If Kaido Did Sit-Ups

"Huh?" The drunk Kaido looked at her with his big eyes.

"The strong man is doomed to be alone! Because he can face all challenges alone and always win! Winning all the time is a very boring thing in itself!"

The royalist continued: "Even if others don't understand, even if the whole world is his enemy, he will go on without hesitation. This is the path of the strong!"

"Kaido-sama, this world needs men like you!"

Kaido held up the wine gourd, looked at her seriously for a while, and said meaningfully: "Royal Emperor, it would be great if you were my son!"

The royalist bowed and said: "In my heart, I have always respected and loved Lord Kaido as a father!"

"Ouch!"

Kaido burst into laughter, took a big gulp of wine, burped, shook his head and sighed: "It's a pity that you are too weak, so you can only be my assistant!"

The emperor was startled, bowed his head and said nothing.

Kaido stood up suddenly, walked outside the house, looked at the sky and said: "In this world, being weak is the original sin, and only the strong can decide everything!"

"I want to see who can stop me from changing the world!" His drunken eyes suddenly turned fierce.

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Rabbit Bowl, Convict Quarry.

In addition to Kaido who is far away in the Flower Capital, there is also a person here who feels lonely and lonely.

Big Banner Quinn has always been the top person in charge of the quarry, and he often came here to inspect the work in the past, but this time the situation was very different.

He was personally sent here by Kaido to supervise the work. At least before the founding ceremony, he was forbidden to go back without being summoned by his superiors.

In fact, although Quinn has strong management skills, he hates this place from the bottom of his heart.

Compared to the simple prison conditions, he naturally wanted to stay in the gentle countryside of the Flower City, and missed the fine wine and beauties there.

Even if he was allowed to stay in the laboratory and do scientific research, it would be more interesting than staying in this shabby place.

But although Rabbit Bowl was barren and desolate, it was a strategic resource center for Beasts Pirates. He didn't dare to leave his post without authorization, otherwise he would have sneaked back for recreation.

Kaido, who hates trouble, will rarely come here to inspect the work. Quinn has become the local emperor here, with absolute power and prestige.

The warden, Babanuki, and others were also aware of the big sign's surly temper, and would never come to scold or beat him unless there was something important to do.

Quinn's residence and office are located in the same place because he is too lazy to travel between them.

The daily mining and management affairs are handled by Babanuki and others. As the highest officer, he lies dead in the room all day long, his round body like a watermelon on the bed.

Quinn, who was cruel and arrogant in front of his subordinates, was holding a photo, wiping his tears, and lamented: "Xiao Zi, it would be great if you were still alive! With you by my side, I am willing to let Laozi stay here for the rest of his life." !”

Besides him, there was a woman in kimono working at her desk.

She is none other than the Nami who was captured by Quinn before.

Because of her outstanding figure and appearance, the bored Quinn took a fancy to her and specially dressed her up in Xiao Zi's costume and makeup. She even taught her singing and dancing skills in the hope of cultivating her into a replacement for Xiao Zi.

In order not to go back to prison and suffer hardship, Nami also took the initiative to stay and cooperate with the other party.

But after struggling for a while, Quinn discovered that although the other party had good appearance and worked hard to learn talents, the results were still not satisfactory.

Nami's character is destined to make her unable to become a lady like an oiran.

"No matter how well you practice and how much you look like, you are still not Xiao Zi after all!"

After realizing this fact, Quinn also gave up his fantasy and asked Nami to be transferred to become his secretary who handles daily prison work documents on his behalf.

Copywriting work is her specialty, and she has methodically and perfectly solved the old affairs that had been left idle by Quinn.

Seeing that she was doing a good job, Quinn simply left the daily prison approval work to her. Anyway, he was not in the mood to deal with it now.

Through these jobs, Nami, who has a strong learning ability, quickly became familiar with the various operational processes of the prison, including the functions and defects of each department. She was familiar with them all.

At first, it was just for the purpose of escaping from the corvee, but gradually turned into an ambition to find opportunities to escape from prison.

But Quinn is not the kind of reckless man without scheming. Since he dares to delegate power to others, he must be wary.

On weekdays, Nami is required to work under his nose. He is not allowed to go out unless there is anything, and he does not allow her to have any contact with prisoners. He also warns every subordinate in the prison to be careful when dealing with this woman. She is still a prisoner. identity!

"Nami, you have to work loyally for Laozi! Don't forget how you got your current treatment, let alone the consequences of betraying Laozi!"

Quinn would say something like this from time to time, which made Nami feel on pins and needles, like a thorn in her back, or a lump in her throat.

While Nami was working at her desk, she was also subject to the sharp gazes from behind her from time to time. Every time she came up with the idea of ​​making a small move, she would hesitate again and again, and finally gave up. The pressure inside her was not small.

At this moment, Quinn's chubby hands were holding the small photo, which looked very inconsistent and funny.

He sighed as if no one else was watching: "Asking what love is in this world will make you hungry!"

At this point, he even picked up a large bowl of Anko soup and drank it all in one gulp, just like Kaido's drinking style.

"Laozi is definitely the most infatuated man in the world, don't you think so Nami?"

Nami suppressed her inner discomfort and immediately showed off her fake smile acting skills, flattering: "Ah haha, yes yes yes!"

Quinn asked unwillingly: "Why can't people like me, the most infatuated person in the world, get the love they want? Why is this?"

Nami was silent for a while.

Quinn glanced at her and asked, "Nami, do you have someone you like?"

Nami's heart tightened and she quickly shook her head.

Quinn sat up and said, "I think Judge's son seems to be quite interested in you. He even risked his life for you before!"

Nami was startled, then replied: "Because we are partners, Sanji attaches great importance to other people on the ship and is willing to sacrifice for them!"

Quinn shook his head, frowned and said, "That's different. He admires you from the bottom of his heart. Laozi is someone who has been here before. You can tell it at a glance! Can't you tell?"

Nami didn't say a word. Of course she had known about it for a long time and was used to it.

"What? He loves you so much, don't you like him?" Quinn's frown deepened.

Nami took a deep breath and could only say: "In my heart, all partners are equally important!"

Unexpectedly, these heartfelt words felt like needle pricks in Quinn's ears. He actually glared and cursed: "It's because there are too many ungrateful women like you! That's why infatuated men are always let down!"

"Laozi is so angry that I will punish you without food for three days!"