Chapter 12: Petty Rage
"Oh? Is it because of the sea?"
Vlad looked down at the big ship that was swaying in the raging fire. Although the upper layer was completely covered in flames, the lower layer was still in a relatively good state. The flames did not spread. It must be because of the sea water.
"En! Is there anyone alive?"
Although Vlad's vision and smell had not reached high level, let alone the level of Katakuri who could temporarily predict the future and the level of Fujitora who could sense the meteorites in the sky, it was also especially not weak. After all, in the past ten years, he had no fruit ability. He could only constantly temper his body and Haki.
"Although I am not afraid of Doflamingo, but now is not the time to fight with him. To reduce the trouble, or..."
Vlad raised his left hand, a small fireball condensed in his palm, the constantly jumping flame looked very beautiful.
"Yes, Azure Fire Fall!"
The fireball shot out, pulling a long tail flame. It was like a small meteor that easily hit the huge ship. There was no need to aim at it. After all, if such a big target could not be hit, Vlad could really die.
"Boom!"
The huge explosion exploded as the fireball hit. The already tottering DonQuixote family pirate ship turned into dust in the mushroom cloud and disappeared into the vast sea.
"Well, well, it is cleaned up!" Vlad nodded. After confirming that there were no fish that escaped the net on the ship, it was finally considered clean.
"Forget it. It's better not to call it Grey Fire Fall. It seems to still have copyrights. It feels very incompatible with this world!"
Vlad thought like this. "It's really hard to name it."
"Buffalo!"
Baby 5 in Vlad's hand shouted in grief and indignation. After all, that idiot called Buffalo was her childhood friend who had grown up together with her. Although it really didn't look like a match from the outside, it was indeed like this.
"Go to hell! Bastard!"
The woman whose tears were gushing out like a fountain turned her right hand into a huge iron sword and slashed at Vlad.
"Hey, hey, hey, I really need you. Are you going to do something to me, who needs you so much?"
Vlad smiled and said.
"Really? Really? Do you really need me?" Baby-5 asked as she retracted the change in her hand.
"Of course, you are a necessity!"
Vlad laughed heartily.
"Alright then, since you've already said so, I will reluctantly agree to your request!"
Baby-5's eyes were filled with tears as she spoke words that had nothing to do with sadness.
"Ha-ha-ha! You woman, you are really interesting!"
Vlad landed on the Hacksaw pirate ship with his baby - 5 and removed the change. He smiled and said, "Ah, why are you crying? Is it because of that guy? He is my enemy. Are you crying for that enemy?"
"I don't know! I don't know! I don't know either!"
Baby 5 cried, "They should be enemies, but they can't stop my tears no matter what!"
"Since you want to cry, then cry to your heart's content! It's not a shameful thing to cry for a dead friend!"
Vlad turned around and walked to the end of the ship, ready to continue his fishing.
The maid's heartbreaking cry came from behind.
I will feel guilty, but I won't regret it, and I won't apologize. This is how the sea is.
I will only tell myself that if I don't want to cry like this, if I don't want others to cry like this for me, I will continue to become stronger and stronger than anyone else! So strong that no one dares to provoke me!
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"Ah!! Bastard, go to hell!"
Wearing a red miniskirt with a white apron and a cigarette in her mouth, the maid's right hand turned into a huge machete and slashed straight at the man who was lying on the chair and enjoying the sunshine.
"Alas, it's coming again!" A pirate next to him shook his head and sighed.
"Who says it is not? Why is this woman unwilling to give up?" Another pirate sitting on the side replied.
Vlad, who was enjoying the sunbathing with his eyes closed, opened his eyes slightly and looked at the aggressive woman with a smile. He stretched out a finger and a dark Busoshoku wrapped around it.
"Die, die, die! You bastard, die for me!"
Baby-5 slashed mercilessly at Vlad.
"Oh! Bring it on!"
Vlad stretched out his finger.
"Ding!"
The broadsword was directly bounced off, and an obvious gap appeared on the blade.
"Damn it!"
Baby-5 gritted her teeth. She could not accept such a result at all. The broadsword instantly retracted and was replaced by an electric saw. With a humming sound, Baby-5 turned around lightly. The electric saw slashed at Vlad again.
"Hey, that was my move, right?"
Ebben, who was sitting by the side and bathing in the sun, complained, "This is plagiarism, plagiarism!"
"Hey, is there anyone who can take care of it? There is someone copying in broad daylight!"
"Tsk, can the pirates count as copying?"
Baby 5 who had been knocked far away by Vlad's backhand, replied in disdain.
"Maa ---" Vlad, who was lying on the chair, said weakly, "It's still some progress, but it's not enough. If you want to be my crew and maid, you have to continue working hard. At the very least, you have to master Haki!"
"Who the hell wants to be your crew! You bastard, I will kill you sooner or later!"
Baby 5 got up and cursed, "I am a member of the DonQuixote family. Even if you beat me to death, burn me to death, and jump from there, I won't yield to you!"
"Oh?"
Vlad turned over and lay on the reclining chair, saying leisurely, "It's time for the dessert. Maid, please go and make me a cake! It's chocolate!"
"Yes!"
Baby-5 ran into the cabin happily. With a smile on her face, she went to make desserts for Vlad.
"Hey, didn't you say you wouldn't give in?" Ebben complained.
"Isn't he going to give in right away? He's not as determined as he says!"
"Hahahaha!"
Vlad laughed.
Baby-5 was indeed a professional maid. In terms of dessert, skill points were much more than the amateur chef of the Hacksaw pirates. The level of dessert was obviously higher.
Soon, Baby-5, who was carrying a cake and a cup of black tea, ran out with a smile.
"Come! Lord Vlad, the dessert you want!"
"Why should I make dessert for a bastard like you!"
Her expression suddenly changed, and she threw the cake in her hand away. She cursed, and her hand turned into a cannon.
"Eh"
"What did she do?"
"It's over!"
The pirates trembled as they hugged each other.
The temperature suddenly rose and a huge shadow covered the deck. A huge fire dragon was already standing on the deck.
"Roar!"