Chapter 59: Super Short Stories. Part 1. Sticky water.
Something new!
Small happenings in and around the random corners of Enverdolmal.
Often just short musings, observations, or questions.
All random!
All Canon!
Enjoy folks!
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Night watch. Capital City Theodora, East Sector.
Two guards walk the beat, chatting idly.
They are Ben and Buck.
A normal enough pair of Guards on patrol.
A warm night.
A light rain falls.
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Ben: "Say, Buck?"
Buck: "Yeah mate?"
Ben: "Why do you suppose that water is sticky on some things, and more slip-ish on others?"
Buck: "Explain what you mean mate"
Ben: "Well...just now, me knee slipped up a bit on the cobble."
Buck: "What of it?"
Ben: "Why is that? The water's a bit slip-ish then yeah?."
-Buck glances down.-
Buck: "...Isn't it always mate?"
Ben: "Well...no. Look at this."
-Ben puts his foot in the gravel off to the side of the paved road.-
Ben: "Look at that mate. No slips, the water is sticky."
Buck: "Hm, Sticky you say? Yeah...I suppose I never thought of it that way."
Ben: "Yeah mate! And look at thi---!!"
-Places muddy foot back on the paved road and proceeds to immediately slip, flipping onto his back with a loud clang of Armor and flailing limbs.-
-Both men stare at one another.-
Buck: "..."
Ben: "..."
Buck: "I see your point...and I won't be tryin' that one mate."
Ben: "Yes...best you didn't then...best you didn't."
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-From atop the inner wall, just 20 feet above the impervious pair of Guards, a pair of Officers watch on in disbelief.-
Officer 1: "Did he just?..."
-Slaps forehead.-
Officer 2: "Yesir."
Officer 1: "Fire him."
Officer 2: "Immediately Sir."
-Scurries off into the night.-
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Ignorance is bliss, but it is also inadvertent. Stupidity is a choice.
Stay safe.
Stay healthy.
Stay vigilant.
-Redd.