Omnipotent Overlord

“Tank, don’t be greedy. Pull one at a time. Mage, watch your aim. Strike once and true. Don’t attack randomly until you run out of mana!”

Du Fei played the skilled commander.

The panda inched closer and closer until he pulled a stone golem. Then he ran straight to his hole where he jumped in, leaving his lower half out.

Du Fei and Su Qingyi capitalized on the golden opportunity to attack when the panda had his ass handed to him by the stone golem. 

Brilliant Fist, Spirit Strike!

And the stone golem turned to ruble.

The panda came out of the hole and held its butt while running around.

Its skin was thick enough but it couldn’t be said the same about its fur. His butt always took the brunt and it was now sporting bald spots. 

‘Perfect coordination…’ Li Mo was speechless.

“It became much easier now that they took them as monsters from a game.”

Du Fei was proud of his little three-man team. The panda was the tank, he was the main dps, and Su Qingyi was the mage dps. 

With defined roles, their cooperation went smoothly. Too bad the panda always took the brunt each time and his butt was smooth and sans fur.

Du Fei ordered the panda, “Lardy, again!”

The panda howled, stuck its but thataway as if to show the suffering its been through.

“Just a few hairs fell, it will grow back. Come on, it’s nothing.”

“Wu~” The panda protested.

“Then how about rock-paper-scissors. The loser gets to go!”

The panda nodded.

Du Fei said, “I pick scissors.”

In this game, the panda threw rock but Du Fei actually picked paper.

“Wu~!” The panda wailed its complaints.

“This is skill, not deceit.”

“Wu~”

The panda ran at the stone golems in a sour mood.

It wasn’t careful and ran before a dozen stone golems, beckoned them with its claw then ran back.

“Don’t pull so many! What are you doing? Don’t overtaunt! Ah…”

The panda ran at Du Fei with a group of stone golems behind it. It made a nimble jump, switching the aggro(T/N: gaming term for making enemies focus on one player.) on Du Fei.

It wasn’t stupid. He lost in the finger game because he was still knew to the whole human world thing. Of course, he wasn’t one to accept a loss and was now looking for revenge.

Whoosh~

Su Qingyi left her body and flew.

Du Fei ran and shouted. Hitting these slow targets one at a time with his Brilliant Fist was easy, but not against a dozen. With so many ganging up on him, he had no time to use his Brilliant Fist, only run.

“Lardy, you traitor!”

The panda turned its butt over and smacked it.

Li Mo’s mood was darker than ever.

‘Can such a team truly fight off the universe’s strongest?’

“Brother Fei, I’ll save you!”

Su Qingyi launched a Spirit Strike from the air. A half-moon flew five meters and just as it was about to hit a stone golem, it vanished into thin air. 

That hit cost Su Qingyi half the size of her soul.

‘Why is your progress so slow when you use the Nine Yin Body to nourish your soul every single day?’

Li Mo felt it was hopeless.

“Sister Qingyi, hurry and return to your body. Only the Spirit Strike released from your body is effective.”

Du Fei shouted as he ran.

“Ah, alright.”

Su Qingyi stuck to her body but she just couldn’t get in.

“You don’t see this every day. A rare and strong body is matched with a talentless person.” Li Mo resigned.

Du Fei ran to Su Qingyi’s body thinking of taking it with him. But the stone golems sped up and had to abandon it.

Tens of stone golems surrounded Su Qingyi’s body.

The only threat of the Nine Yin Body was its quick cultivation speed. It had no resistance like the Sacred Light Physique. 

Li Mo looked to his side to see the dalmatian plushie still giving him the finger.

“Go long.” Li Mo grabbed it and tossed Ye Xiaolu’s soul at Su Qingyi’s body.

Red light blossomed and flooded a hundred meters around her. When she got to possess Su Qingyi’s body, the red light spread for one meter around her.

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

Ye Xiaolu punched everywhere. No magical art, but raw power from the body, killing the dozen stone golems in seconds.

“Sister, a-amazing!” Du Fei’s power spiked recently, and although he did not have the Celestial Eye, he could still see souls.

“You’re sister Lu, Qingyi talked about? How strong…”

Du Fei wanted to flatter her but Ye Xiaolu lifted her leg and nailed Du Fei’s loins.

Pu~

The sound of balls breaking…

Du Fei wailed and fell to his knees. He was frothing at the mouth as he rolled to and fro.

Ye Xiaolu picked up a large rock and raised it way up high above Du Fei.

Hum~

Li Mo used the Soul Subduing Art and beckoned. Ye Xiaolu shuddered but her soul didn’t leave the body. Li Mo shouted and used the Blood Boil Technique to amplify his spiritual qi. Only then he yanked Ye Xiaolu’s soul out and stuffed it back in the dalmatian plushie.

Su Qingyi’s body slumped.

Du Fei was still frothing and rolling.

Li Mo was speechless.

Ye Xiaolu was too fast and moved before he could stop her.

‘But chubby’s Sacred Light Physique is at the beginner level. This hit shouldn’t turn into his life’s biggest regret, right?’

“Ah~!”

Du Fei rolled everywhere and wailed for a full ten minutes. When he stopped, his face was white as paper and shivered non stop while grabbing his precious artifacts.

The panda came next to him and looked at the sorry sight he was in. Even it could feel the pain, reaching over to protect its own jewels.

After another ten minutes, Du Fei slowly recovered. It turned around and peeked at his jewels then relaxed.

‘At last, they recovered…’

“If not for my Sacred Light Physique, that kick would’ve been the death of me.”

“Holy hell, is that chick insane! I didn’t do anything to her. Why the hell was she so ruthless?”

Li Mo said, “This is Ye Xiaolu’s attitude toward any man. You aren’t at fault, your gender is.”

“Bro Mo, never ever let such a person out again. Damn, it scared me to death.”

“Today’s result is satisfactory. Your reward is a feast and rest for half a day.”

Li Mo took out the Empress Restaurant food he had stashed in the Star Ring.

Du Fei and the panda dug in, while Su Qingyi floated over with an envious look.

“Bro Mo, when will our training stop?” Du Fei asked with his mouth full.

“When you can easily come out from being surrounded by tens of stone golems.”

Li Mo leaped in the distance.

Earth qi jades were a must to set up the Stellar Orientation Array. Li Mo no longer looked at the low grade earth qi jade and was searching around to see if he could find earth qi jade of better quality.