NOVEL NEXT Chapter 430
“What do you think of this?”
The clothing selection broadcast has begun.
First, I picked out some outfits from the rankings that I could actually wear and displayed them on the screen.
– Hmm… not great.
– Is there nothing else?
But then…
“How about this one?”
– Next.
– Let’s look at something else.
– Ugh… feels so disappointing.
“What do you want?”
These viewers are pretty picky.
Are they discerning, or just hard to please?
I thought I’d pick quickly, but it looks like it’ll take a while.
– It’s summer, but are you choosing clothes that look too hot??
– If you work out in that, you’ll roast to death, lol…
– Think about the current weather!
“No, it’s thin! And the gym has great air conditioning.”
Seriously, you can tell who hasn’t been to the gym.
Last time I worked out at the agency’s gym, I wore long sleeves and it was perfectly cool.
“If you hate all of this, then recommend something!”
Since they dislike everything I show, I need to get direct suggestions.
– There are plenty of summer sports clothes!
– Just show more!
– How about leggings??
“What? Leggings? That’s a bit… embarrassing.”
– Embarrassed, lol!
– You had that feeling too??
– What’s a move??
– Why’s this happening all of a sudden, lol?
“What move? I just can’t pull that off.”
Even just walking around draws all the stares.
Wearing something like leggings? Ugh, no way.
For the same reason, I can’t wear anything like dolphin pants that I’ve only heard were comfy.
Honestly, pajamas are the coziest wear.
I have enough of those to have three of the same!
[Thank you for the 1,000 won donation!]
Miro, what’s your typical casual fashion? We need to know to recommend!
“Don’t you know my casual fashion?”
– Ahahaha!
– I kinda do, lol…
– Totally!
– Guess you don’t wear a mask anymore!
“Ahaha, just kidding. My fashion? I think I dress quite normally.”
I just follow the trends as they come, right?
As long as I don’t dress too bizarrely, I’m good.
– What does “normal” even mean??
– Show us your closet!
– Are you fashion clueless??
“Come on, I’m not fashion clueless.”
I can’t say I dress like a fashion expert, but I’m certainly not at the level of “Does Su-hyun have no clothes at home…?”
Besides, isn’t the completion of fashion one’s face?
In that aspect, I’m already complete.
“I’ll show you the clothes I’ve been wearing recently.”
No matter how much I say it, the chat will surely just bash me for being fashion clueless, so I’ll just show the clothes.
– Oh!
– Half-cam??
– Are you doing a lookbook?
“Aaah, half-cam spam, I’ll just search and show it!”
– Ah.
– Sigh…
– Why has Miro suddenly disappeared??
“What do you mean by ‘disappeared’? Just a moment!”
What was I wearing often lately?
Since I have various sponsored brands, it took me a moment to think before searching.
“Here… um, it’s this outfit.”
Usually, I get new clothes sponsored, so it’s easy to find by just going onto the homepage.
However…
– ???
– Why is it so expensive?
– Was Miro a luxury addict?
– Wow, that price, lol.
– You say you’re not into fashion, lol?
“What is this? Why is it so expensive?”
I heard it was a high-end brand, but was it this pricey?
I didn’t know as it was sponsored.
“No wonder the clothes were good…”
For some reason, I genuinely liked them and wore them often.
A hero recognizes another hero.
A quality person recognizes and wears quality clothes.
– ???
– Didn’t you buy it?
“No, it… was a gift.”
– Ahaha, lol.
– A gift (sponsorship).
– You sure get nice stuff, lol.
The fact that I’ve been wearing this for free hits differently.
I suddenly feel amazed at the life of a celebrity.
“So what do I buy? Don’t joke around, just choose for me.”
Anyway, I’ve sifted through the rankings long enough, so it’s time I actually bought something.
– Hmm…
– Since you have a lot of money anyway, why not buy everything?
“Do you want to die?”
After all this deliberation, do you think I can just buy everything?
As if!
– Hahahaha!
– I don’t know.
– How are we supposed to pick out women’s clothes?
– Pick randomly, just go for it!
This isn’t working.
It was my mistake to ask the group in the first place.
When you want a quick answer like this, it’s best to point to one person.
“Here, the one who said ‘just pick randomly’!”
I spot a viewer and highlighted them on the broadcast screen.
– ??
– Hahaha!
– Are you really putting them on the chopping block? Lol.
“Ooh, a 10-month subscriber? Please recommend some clothes.”
Everyone currently chatting, including this person, are paid subscribers.
Since there was a huge influx during yesterday’s stream, I’ve limited chat to paid subscribers for this broadcast.
…However, the chat is behaving like this.
It truly is ridiculous.
[What the hell is this?]
Anyway, it’s clear that the viewer I pointed out looks quite flustered.
Well, who told them to type harshly in chat?
Every action has its consequences.
They did something bad, so they need to take responsibility right here and now.
“If you don’t make a recommendation, I’ll be inspecting the chat logs.”
Chat count is at 999+, right?
I can’t wait to see how entertaining this chat will be.
– Hahahaha!
– “You’re flailing now!”
– Wow, I’m jealous~
[;;;]
[Then how about that white thing from earlier?]
But unfortunately, not wanting to be inspected, the viewer picked an outfit.
“A white outfit? Be specific.”
There’s more than one white outfit.
First, I went back to the rankings to search for the white ones.
“Is it this?”
[It’ll probably suit you well!]
The outfit the viewer recommended was a summer windbreaker.
Because of the material, it was slightly see-through, making it look good for coordinating.
“Hmm….”
It’s pretty, alright.
Honestly, since they are all items in the ranking, they’re all somewhat good outfits.
– Oh!
– Not bad.
– Are you actually not going to provide a body shot?
“Why are you so eager for a body shot?”
Not to mention, do they really want to see me in those clothes?
It’s probably because last time I turned on the half-cam under the pretext of guitar practice that made them think this way.
– Asking out of curiosity??
– I mean, if it’s clothes you’re recommending, I’d want to see, lol…
“Fine, fine. Just wait a minute.”
But if the viewers really want it, I can’t avoid it.
– Seriously, are you showing it??
– Why are you making us wait? You’re not going to show it, right?
– Don’t bait us again!
But have I baited them too much?
They seem not to trust me; the chat is pretty savage.
“Ha… I actually was going to show, but this chat is a bit hurtful.”
– Sorry, sorry…
– My bad.
– Please show us…
– Do you need more recommendations??
“Ahahaha, alright, I’ll show you.”
As I said that, while on the non-broadcast screen, I looked for some photos.
Let’s see… yeah, here it is.
I displayed a picture of Miro’s illustration with just the head cut off, laid over the shopping mall clothing photo.
“Ta-da.”
– Are you trying to pick a fight?
– Ta-da, how silly.
– Wow, I really want to throw down with you.
– Why am I so angry today?
“Ahaha, just kidding, but I’ll show you one.”
I hadn’t intended to show it originally.
But I remembered wearing a similar outfit recently.
Let’s see…
I selected a photo from my mobile album and transferred it to my PC.
I was going to post it on Instagram but didn’t, so it should be fine to show it.
Earlier, I took the head off the illustration; this time, I would take the body off the photo.
“I think it’ll feel like this when worn.”
– Wow.
– Wowww, haha!
– This is it, lol!
– What the hell is this?
– Great Miro!
– Wow.
“Wow, why are you all loving it so much?”
Check out the chat’s firepower.
It was so quick that it momentarily lagged and stopped from all the messages coming in.
“This response is too good; I want to show it even more perfectly!”
– More than this??
– Wowww, haha!
– Whoa, this is insane.
– Great Miro!
– This person is literally all about the vibes…
“Just a moment.”
Since I now have no head, doesn’t it make sense to attach one?
I pasted the photo of Miro’s face I cut off onto my picture.
“Alright, when it’s complete, it’ll look like this.”
– ???
– ??
– What the hell is this?
– Move your head aside!
– Just topping Su-hyun with Miro, lol!
“Ugh.”
Why do these guys…
Calling my head useless after looking at Miro’s face?
What? Topping Su-hyun with Miro?
“Miro cursing Miro on stream… are you ready for that?”
– No, no, no, no!
– No!
– My bad…
– Miro is the best!
– Get that 3D aside, bring Miro’s body here!
“…Insulting my body… Did you come prepared or what?”
– Hahaha!
– What are you even saying, lol!
– So are you going to buy that outfit?
“That outfit? Since you recommended it, I’ll buy it.”
It’s pretty design-wise and looks reasonable enough to purchase.
Honestly, I would have bought it even without a recommendation; I’d probably have ended up agonizing over it myself.
Given how much I got dragged into this, the outfit they recommended isn’t bad at all.
“Alright, now let’s look for the next outfit.”
We’ve just picked one outfit!
I should get at least three, right?
I dismissed the photo I had displayed and dove back into the shopping mall.
– Ah.
– Why not just display the photo instead of a cam?
– I’m getting dizzy; please show that photo again!
“Whoever was talking about feeling dizzy, please recommend some clothes.”
To buy the next outfit,
I have to point to the next person.
– Hahahahaha!
– Just picking randomly, huh? Lol!
– Whoa, I can’t even articulate how to respond, lol.
“Let’s hear it!”
Anyway, once more, I grabbed the person I pointed at and displayed them on the screen.
[What the hell, I don’t know about clothes.]
“Look at all the pretty ones in the rankings. Just choose one.”
This is a chance to pick clothes for Kim Soo-hyun, a lead actor in a public broadcast, a number-one chart artist, and the king of Korean VTubers, Buhwang Miro.
A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
[Hmm….]
They were dragged into it, but this viewer, seizing that opportunity, pondered for a moment before typing again.
[How about the one ranked 21 for women over there?]
“21? What’s there?”
I casually glanced over to see what the 21st ranked item was.
“…Is it that?”
– Wowww, haha!
– This is it!
– You should absolutely get that!
The item at 21st was a pair of black leggings.
With the foreign model flaunting her legs’ outline in a pose, they seemed comfortable but likely to be embarrassing as I mentioned earlier.
“Alright, let’s see if we can inspect this person’s chat!”
Didn’t I just say I wasn’t wearing leggings earlier?
If they still suggested it knowing that, they must have been ready for the consequences.
– Here we go, let’s inspect~~!
– Hahaha!
– Oh, take care, lol!
– You’re in hot water now, muahaha!
“First, I’ll check the recent chat logs…”
After that, thanks to the viewers’ recommendations, by the end of the broadcast, I managed to fill my shopping cart with a ton of clothes.