NOVEL NEXT 1: Anonymous Adventurer
This thread is about watching the love story between the crazy healer from the Evian Adventurer’s Guild and the bald guard.
Welcome even if you’re not in the same guild!
2: Anonymous Adventurer
Good!
3: Anonymous Adventurer
Is this already the 300th time?
4: Anonymous Adventurer
Congrats, congrats!
5: Anonymous Adventurer
All thanks to Yona and Alex!
6: Anonymous Adventurer
What? Aren’t they dating yet?
7: Anonymous Adventurer
It’s already the 300th time; isn’t it time for a recap?
8: Anonymous Adventurer
Honestly, the first time I saw Yona, I thought she was a total psycho!
9: Anonymous Adventurer
LOL, seriously!
I mean, with those huge melons claiming she’s a guy, that’s the real definition of crazy, right? LOL!
10: Anonymous Adventurer
So did you shoot your shot?
11: Anonymous Adventurer
Of course, I tried to hit on her!
But then Alex glared at me from behind like he was ready to kill; what was I supposed to do?
It felt like he was saying, “If you bid on my healer, I’ll take you out!”
12: Anonymous Adventurer
Alex is terrifying!
Are we even in the same league?
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Disgusting.
I mean, whenever Yona gets involved, it’s always a mess!
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But the bald guy can’t even talk to Yona properly!
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He keeps getting hit on the back of the head by Yona but still wanders around grinning like an idiot!
16: Anonymous Adventurer
I started watching around thread 30, and it was like that from the beginning…
17: Anonymous Adventurer
Yeah, and even at 300, he’s still the same!
Is Alex a eunuch or something?
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But Alex looks alright; Mary was the same.
Who was that one? The one who’s a complete wreck now? She tried to get Alex’s attention but it didn’t work out.
Yona is definitely something else!
19: Anonymous Adventurer
It’s “Mary,” you disrespectful punk!
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What can you do? I’m in the same guild, so what are you gonna do about it? LOL!
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Wait, why am I the stone? I’m a healer, okay? Healers unite, gold, please, gold!
LOL, what a crazy girl!
22: Anonymous Adventurer
That was LOL!
I thought she was really nuts!
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The things she says are just downright wild, LOL!
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“Is it Yona? Want to grab a drink together tonight?”
“Since you’re blinding, why don’t you do something about your hair?”
Yet Alex is still sticking around; that’s impressive!
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Adventurer 26: So that’s the infamous swollen butt everyone’s been talking about?
Adventurer 27: How can you even hang out with someone like that?
Adventurer 28: The whole guild went icy back then…
Adventurer 29: I mean, everyone thought Alex would just smack Yona right there!
Adventurer 30: And yet, he goes, “I’ll cover it!” Classic Alex.
Adventurer 31: “No, I’ll buy food too! So how about I buy both food and drinks?”
Adventurer 32: Did being bald give him damage resistance or something?
Adventurer 33: You know he’s definitely one of those idiots who doesn’t know what’s embarrassing.
Adventurer 34: But honestly, they still hang out, which is impressive.
Adventurer 35: I’m sure his bald head just absorbed all that damage!
Adventurer 36: Enough with the bald comments, you idiots!
Adventurer 37: Next up: Baldy! Hahahahahaha!
Adventurer 38: Still, it’s kind of effective that they stick together like that.
Adventurer 39: Gotta admit, I was a bit jealous when Yona knocked him on the head.
Adventurer 40: I wanted to experience that too!
Adventurer 41: Seriously, you guys are obsessed with breasts!
Adventurer 42: I mean, isn’t it obvious that if you’re a guy, you’d think like that?
Adventurer 43: But really, isn’t Yona in that nun outfit just ridiculous?
Adventurer 44: It’s ridiculous because Yona wears it, obviously!
Adventurer 45: What’s up with that red-haired priest, though?
Adventurer 46: Where are you, you jerk?
Adventurer 47: Just kidding! Hahaha.
Adventurer 48: But honestly, it’s Yona in the nun outfit that makes it ridiculous. A nun outfit is just a nun outfit.
Adventurer 49: And that girl who parades around with those breasts insists she’s a guy, huh?
Adventurer 50: They’re not for your viewing pleasure, you creeps! Stop with the creepy stares!
Adventurer 51: But right now, Alex is totally whipped, isn’t he?
Adventurer 52: Compared to back in the day, he’s made some serious progress!
Adventurer 53: Progress, or is it “historical upheaval?”
Adventurer 54: Lucky you, right, buddy?
Adventurer 55: Seriously, why aren’t those two dating?
Adventurer 56: Do you know that conversation has been going on for 300 threads now? What on earth is stopping them?
Why the heck aren’t they dating?
Or are they already dating?
57: Anonymous Adventurer
They’re definitely not dating.
58: Anonymous Adventurer
Yona said she wouldn’t go unless it’s with Alex, and Alex said he wouldn’t go unless it’s with Yona, right?
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By the way, my friend lives at that Kapatia Port and I heard he came too. Apparently, he has a daughter.
60: Anonymous Adventurer
?????????????????? Daughter?????????????????????????????
61: Anonymous Adventurer
He said, “Don’t say that to my mom,” or something?
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So there’s a daughter that can talk?
63: Anonymous Adventurer
Of course she can talk, she’s a person, you idiot!
64: Anonymous Adventurer
I meant, is she old enough to talk? You ignorant fool!
65: Anonymous Adventurer
Man, that’s gotta feel good, huh? (2)
66: Anonymous Adventurer
So how old was she when she was born?
67: Anonymous Adventurer
They say she looks about ten years old?
68: Anonymous Adventurer
???? What the heck is going on???
69: Anonymous Adventurer
Whoa, lol!
70: Anonymous Adventurer
I had no idea. What even is happening?
71: Anonymous Adventurer
I heard Kaiyak came too. They say there was an orc dude with him?
72: Anonymous Adventurer
Seriously?
73: Anonymous Adventurer
I don’t know about the orc, but there aren’t any orc adventurers in Evian, right?
74: Anonymous Adventurer
There aren’t… right?
75: Anonymous Adventurer
There was. He passed away, though.
76: Anonymous Adventurer
What’s Mary doing here?
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