Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

"Can I practice Sage arts?"

For Kisame, if he can really learn the Sage arts of Shikkotsu Forest through Tsunade, he will make a lot of profit.

After all, Sage arts is a system independent of Chakra, and its upper limit is enough to cause damage to the powerhouse of the Six Paths level.

It just so happens that he has the conditions to practice Sage arts. If so, why not pursue this powerful power?

"You? Stop dreaming."

Tsunade came back to her senses and poured a basin of cold water on Kisame's hopes, "Although your aptitude is barely qualified, but... but your character is too bad, the slug sage will not like you, so you should not count on it. "

'Bad character?'

Although Kisame expected Tsunade to refuse, he didn't expect it to be such a lame reason.

It seems that he is really suitable for practicing Sage arts, and even Tsunade can't find his shortcomings.

He must find a way to go to Shikkotsu Forest.

Kisame set this goal in his mind.

There not only can he get Sage arts, but also the Senju great sword, both of which are things that make him dream.

But now there is no hurry.

Kisame realized that his friendship with Tsunade was still shallow, and he could not say that he had not gained her trust, but that she wished for Kisame to die quickly.

Under such circumstances, even if Kisame turns into a licking dog and chases after Tsunade's ass to please her, she probably won't help.

He can only talk about it later.

Thinking of this, Kisame no longer stays here to waste time. He casually said two goodbyes before leaving.

"Wait!"

Tsunade stopped him and asked, "My necklace, where did you hide it?"

"It was swallowed by me." Kisame finally told the truth this time.

It's a pity Tsunade didn't believe him, thinking he was talking nonsense.

She snorted again, glared at him fiercely, and moved away.

Kisame also turned to leave, but just after taking two steps, he noticed a hostile gaze.

He glanced out of the corner of his eye, and found Fuji not far away.

The eyes of Fuji were full of jealousy.

After three months of filming, he, the male protagonist, didn't even take advantage of Tsunade at all. Instead, the villain played by Kisame got closer with Tsunade.

The two from time to time practice some yoga on the set, which is not a serious exercise at first glance.

Why don't these dog men and women just go to bed to practice?

When Fuji thought of this, he gritted his teeth and had a strong murderous intent towards Kisame.

Now that the filming of the movie is over, it's time to kill the shark face.

Kisame sensed this murderous intent.

He has always disliked being passive, so he decided to—

Strike first.

Two hours later.

When night falls, the lanterns of the seaside town switched on, and the colorful nightlife kicked off.

In a nightclub.

Fuji and his two Jōnin bodyguards, a group of three are having fun.

Kisame disguised himself and followed them all the way, quietly came to the door of the club.

"I don't know if the medicine given by Tsunade is effective or not. Let's try it with this group of three first."

He thought to himself, and took out the bottle containing the colorless and odorless poison.

In the box.

Fuji hugged wine girls left and right and was already slightly drunk.

The door opened, and a beautiful wine girl came in with a bottle of wine, filling the glasses for the three of them in turn.

"You guys, go and kill that Hoshigaki Kisame, I don't want to see him at the celebration tonight."

Fuji picked up the glass and drank it, smiled coldly, and ordered his bodyguards.

After saying this, he stood up and went back to the hotel for the dinner by himself.

"It's just a Kiri chunin, we will kill him on the way back later."

The two of them didn't care and continued to drink and have fun.

Soon after.

'Squeak.'

The door of the box was suddenly pushed open, interrupting the "enjoyment" of the two bodyguards.

Kisame entered the room.

"You go out first." He instructed the Wine girls in the box.

It was not the first time that they had encountered such a situation, so they quickly moved out.

"You…"

The two bodyguards were more surprised than angry when they saw Kisame's face, because they really didn't expect that this guy would come to the door by himself to die.

Let's do it!

The two looked at each other, and the tacit understanding formed over the years made them instantly understand each other's thoughts.

In a second, they can kill this guy.

But at this moment, the two of them felt exhausted at the same time, and it was difficult to even stand up from the sofa. Not to mention raising a hand to seal and launch an attack.

"The wine was drugged!"

One of them changed his face and reminded his companions.

"Hey-hey."

Kisame closed the door with a "bang", and showed a smile to the two of them, the two rows of fangs glowing with a cold light.

After a minute.

'Squeak.'

The door of the box opened again, and Kisame came out alone.

Behind him, the two elite Jonin were lying dead on the ground, unable to rest their eyes.

If it is a normal fight, although Kisame is not afraid, he will definitely make a lot of noise when dealing with two elites who cooperate with each other.

At that time, hurting innocent people is unavoidable.

But with the help of Tsunade's high-level poison, things became much easier, saving him a lot of effort.

A ninja has to be careful at all times in order to live long.

Otherwise, it would be like these two people, who obviously possessed a powerful strength, but could not exert it, and eventually died in a suffocated state.

Kisame quickly left the nightclub, as if he had never been there.

Ten minutes later.

Kisame walked into the hotel where the crew stayed.

There's a big gala dinner going on here.

His eyes glanced around in the lively crowd, but he did not find Fuji.

Kisame kept silent, and while greeting the crew, he passed through the crowd and came to the corner of the lobby.

There is a slot machine there.

A familiar figure, with her back to Kisame, kept throwing coins into the slot machine. From time to time, she slammed her fist against the wall, shouting vulgarities.

It's Tsunade.

"How much did you lose?"

Kisame stepped forward and asked her.

"Shh!"

Tsunade turned her head and made a silent gesture to Kisame, and said with a displeased expression: "Don't use this word in front of me, it's bad luck."

After speaking, she continued to stretch out her hand and took out coins from her pocket.

Embarrassingly, she turned over both pockets of her jacket, but she couldn't find a single coin.

"That's not how you play with Slot machines."

Kisame waved at Tsunade, motioning her to step aside, it was time to show her real gambling skills.

"You can do this?"

Tsunade was skeptical and watched as Kisame took out a coin and put it into the coin slot.

He pressed the button, and the screen of the slot machine began to scroll. After more than ten seconds, it slowly stopped on three completely different patterns.

The coin outlet was silent.

"That's it? Your luck is not better than mine."

Seeing this scene, Tsunade couldn't help laughing out loud. She felt a little more balanced, and the depression of losing money disappeared a lot.

Kisame was silent, put in a coin again, and pressed the button.

But this time, when the screen of the slot machine started to scroll, a chakra wire quietly shot out of his right index finger, and drilled into it along the coin outlet.

When the music of the slot machine stopped, the column of the screen was once again frozen on three different patterns.

But the coin outlet suddenly opened, and the coins were spit out.

Like a flood bursting a bank, it quickly piled up into a hill, and even filled it up, tinkling on the floor.

"You bastard... You cheated again!"

Tsunade saw the trick used by Kisame, and felt that he is indeed very shameless.

Kisame heard the words, and said with disapproval:

"This kind of machine is designed to make people lose money. There is no fairness at all. In this case, why can't I use more unfair means to get the money out of this machine? The essence of gambling is cheating, and I had a way to deal with this kind of cheating to gain profit."

Beat scams with robbery.

This is the "gambling way" of Hoshigaki Kisame.

"…"

Tsunade was speechless by what he said.

If this guy entered the casino, he would definitely not go to gamble, but directly grab the money.

"These coins are for you to buy wine and drink."

Kisame shoved a large pile of coins in front of Tsunade, and then asked casually, "Have you seen Fuji? I'm worried that he will be in danger."

"What are you doing with him?"

Tsunade frowned, worried. In particular, Kisame said that he is very concerned about Fuji's safety, which made Tsunade feel that this guy was completely speaking nonsense.

"I just met Fuji's bodyguard outside the hotel and saw that he wasn't with them. When I received the task, I came to the crew to protect Fuji, and make a cameo by the way. Now that the filming is over, naturally I need to report to this employer to confirm that he is safe and sound before returning to the village to hand over the task."

Kisame answered Tsunade's question seriously.

"Oh, I see."