Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

It is an important town integrating economy, tourism and military.

To Kisame's suprise, director Yamamoto's crew also came here.

It seems that the filming location of the crew in the Land of Water is Kaigan Town.

During the break Kisame was going to see Yukino and Haku, but was suddenly called into the room by the third Mizukage.

The third Mizukage said that the Fuji family, who is famous in the ninja world, is a friend of the Daimyo of the Land of Water. In the past two years, he has also been negotiating investment plans with the senior management of Kirigakure, and is a distinguished guest of Kirigakure.

Just now, Fuji came to visit, claiming that he had watched the Chunin exam not long ago, and wanted the champion Hoshigaki Kisame into his film crew as a bodyguard.

And a cameo villain by the way.

And the remuneration for these two tasks adds up to five million ryo.

It must be known that, even for the most difficult S-level tasks, the remuneration usually starts at one million taels.

Kisame only needs to be a bodyguard and do a cameo, and he can easily get 5 million, which is equivalent to picking up money.

This is Fuji family's capability.

"This mission must be done beautifully, and it must satisfy Fuji, understand?"

After the third Mizukage explained the situation to Kisame, he directly issued this order.

"Yes."

In the face of the third Mizukage's strong order, Kisame lowered his head and did not defy, "I will definitely make Fuji-dono feel...at home."

After speaking, he left the room.

"That director Yamamoto is really persistent. Even the Fuji family moved out in order for me to join his crew for filming."

In the corridor, Kisame thought to himself, looking a little surprised.

The bad news is that Tsunade is also on set.

He still wasn't able avoided this horrible woman.

'Forget it, there must be a way to the front of the mountain.'

Kisame decided to take advantage of the next time he stayed in the Kaigan town to visit Yukino and her son. By the way, I must figure out a way, to get Tsunade's skills.

Her poisoning skills and ability to prepare poisons are definitely first-class in the ninja world, much more brilliant than her apprentice Shizune.

In addition, there is the Senju great sword used by the first Hokage, and it is a treasure that Kisame coveted, maybe it was hidden somewhere by Tsunade.

Ten minutes later.

Kisame came to the door of the hotel where the crew stayed.

The most luxurious hotel in the town has been taken over by the rich and powerful Fuji.

At this time, the director, actors and crew members all gathered in the hotel lobby on the first floor to participate in the lively opening banquet, which was full of noise.

Kisame pushed the door and entered, driving a cold sea breeze into the lobby.

At this time.

'Swish swish.'

Many eyes were cast towards him, with surprises, curiosity, and... murderous aura.

Yes, murderous.

A swishing sound was heard.

A figure rushed out of the crowd like lightning, and before everyone could react, it moved towards Kisame, and raised its right hand and punched him.

"Tsunade-sama!"

In the crowd, Shizune shouted, trying to stop Tsunade, but it was too late.

'Boom!'

Tsunade's fist was wrapped in a strong wind, and before it hit the ghost shark, it blew his entire face out of shape.

'Humph.'

Tsunade's mouth twitched, admiring the ugly expression of Kisame's face.

But next second.

Kisame suddenly raised his left arm in front of him, and blocked Tsunade's strange force with his wrist.

'Boom!'

In a dull loud noise, the tall body of Kisame flew out on the spot, smashed the glass door behind him, and flew out of the hotel.

At the same time, the entire row of huge floor-to-ceiling windows on the first floor of the hotel were also shattered by the air flow from Tsunade's punch, and in a series of clattering sounds, they turned into broken glass all over the floor.

"What!"

Many people in the lobby were even more frightened and screamed, some threw their wine glasses, and some fell to the ground in a state of embarrassment.

The power of one punch is so terrifying.

It's hard to imagine what happened to Kisame who took Tsunade's punch from the front.

'He shouldn't be killed, right?'

'Ding Deng Deng.'

Kisame flew backwards a certain distance in the air, and after landing, her took a dozen steps back in a row, and finally glided for a long distance before dissipating the huge impact.

But he didn't fall down.

At this time, his entire left arm was numb.

It must be known that he is born with strong wrist strength, and his left arm is also fused with Shibuki, which is a real steel arm. Even though he was like this, it was almost smashed by Tsunade with one punch.

Is this the power of the bloodline inherited from the "God of Ninja" Senju Hashirama?

Kisame couldn't help but be startled.

In fact, Tsunade was even more surprised than Kisame.

This time, she was angry with Kisame, and she used 50% of her strength, just to let out a bad breath and teach this shark face a lesson.

Anyway, she is the best medical ninja in the whole ninja world. Even if Kisame is seriously injured, it will be a big deal to save him.

Unexpectedly, this guy did not fall down.

At this moment, she remembered the iron-headed skill that Kisame had performed on her that night.

"Is his body really made of iron, so hard?'

At this time.

Kisame swung his hand vigorously to regain the feeling in his paralyzed left arm, then used Shunshin jutsu to stand infront of Tsunade.

"Tsunade-dono, are you relieved?"

He looked down at Tsunade condescendingly. Every time from this angle, he can see pleasing scenery through the loose gray uniform.

Tsunade did not speak.

Her gaze moved up and down on Kisame's body, from his broad and straight shoulders, to the full and thick chest muscles, to the strong and powerful arms, and finally stopped on his...

between the legs.

Tsunade's eyes lit up immediately.

If she kicked there, it should be very painful, right?

She didn't believe that, Hoshigaki Kisame, a madman who trains muscles, can be so hard that to even that place.

"Tsunade-sama, I'm a little embarrassed. Please be more reserved, okay?"

Kisame took a step back, covered his lower body with both hands, and pretended to have a slightly red face.

He sensed Tsunade's intentions and knew that she wanted to try and kick him.

When Kisame usually works out, although he has also trained his muscles, but if he has to resist Tsunade's painful feet, he is afraid... that he will die.

When this scene is looked from the perspective of a bystander.

Tsunade is like a cougar lusting a honest muscular man and is molesting him with her eyes.

"Humph!"

Tsunade snorted coldly, as was annoyed when she saw Kisame's face. She turned around, walked into the hotel, and went straight back to her room.

Shizune came infront of Kisame and said.

"I'm sorry, I apologize to you on behalf of Tsunade-sama. Are you alright, let me see."

While bowing to Kisame, she checked his left arm, and then performed medical ninjutsu to carefully heal him.

Since Shizune became Tsunade's disciple, she gradually took on the role of the latter's nanny, following Tsunade all day long to help her wipe her buttocks and deal with all kinds of things.

Many of Tsunade's troubles fell on Shizune's shoulders, causing her to bear a weight that she should not bear at a young age.

Tsunade euphemistically called it, her training.

Kisame felt that a warm chakra came from her palm, which quickly eliminated the swelling and numbness in his left arm.

"Thank you, I'm fine now. Tsunade-sama can calm down now."

He said to Shizune with a very indifferent look, and then walked towards the lobby.

That's because in Kisame's heart, Tsunade's medical expenses for this punch were paid for by the Thunder God Sword he took from her ancestral hall.

After all, he still made a lot of profit.

Passing through the staff who were cleaning up the broken glass, Kisame came to Director Yamamoto.

"Hoshigaki Kisame, we meet again."

Director Yamamoto was very enthusiastic and took the initiative to shake hands with Kisame.

After Kisame shook hands with the director, he looked at Fuji on the side and smiled:

"This is the famous Fuji-dono. I was ordered by the third Mizukage to serve as your bodyguard. Please give me advice in the future."

"Um."

Fuji responded lukewarmly, as he glanced at Kisame and patted Director Yamamoto on the shoulder and said, "Director, I completely trust your vision now. This kind of guy is born with a bad guy look. It's really a pity for him to not to play the villain role, haha."

In front of Kisame, he made no secret of his contempt and ridicule.

Hearing the words, Kisame narrowed his eyes slightly.

Another annoying employer.

"That... Hoshigaki Kisame, your room has been arranged for you, it's right next to Fuji-dono."

Seeing the awkward atmosphere, Director Yamamoto hurriedly came out to smooth things over and change the subject.

However, Fuji waved his hand and said lightly: "No need, I brought my own bodyguards, two elites from the Land of Fire."

After speaking, he raised his hands and clapped twice.

'Swish.'

Two Jōnin appeared out of thin air behind Fuji, exuding a powerful aura that was daunting.

In the huge land of Fire, it's not only Konoha that has ninjas, there are many ninjas in other places. For example, in the Daimyo palace, there is a private military directly affiliated with the effective loyalty to the Daimyo—the Twelve Guardian Ninjas.

In the same way, how could a wealthy and noble man like Fuji not have personal bodyguards by his side.

His two bodyguards, who had retired from the previous Twelve Guardian Ninjas, had sworn to join the Fuji family, with an annual salary of tens of million ryo.

With such two loyal dead men as bodyguards, it was normal for Fuji to despise the newly promoted Kirigakure Chunin.

"You can arrange a place for this shark guy to live, but he must stay away from my room. In my opinion, the outdoor swimming pool in the hotel is very good."

With a humorous expression on his face, Fuji commanded Director Yamamoto, which caused the two elites behind him to laugh out loud.

"Okay, You guys do your work first, I'll go visit Princess Tsunade."

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