Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

"Hey, this is my younger brother, who just turned thirteen years old, don't do anything to him."

Seeing this, Jinin Akebino dragged the wine girls over and hugged them each left and right.

He drank and ate meat until late at night.

During the banquet, after Akebino had a good time, his consciousness gradually became blurred.

Not because he drank too much alcohol, but because he was drugged by Kisame—it was a high-quality drug that Kisame got from Shizune.

Kisame was happy that he found a chance to use it as soon as he got it.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Kisame said to the two wine girls, "You can go back now."

After the two left, he slowly narrowed his eyes, stared at Akebino who was on the opposite seat, and asked in a tentative tone:

"Akebino senpai, can I touch... your sword?"

"Uh... Feel free to touch it, don't be polite with your senpai."

Akebino burped and said in a daze. Before he finished speaking, he fell on the wine table with his head tilted, and fell asleep.

It is indeed a drug that is formulated by Shizune who studied under Tsunade, it is top notch and really easy to use.

Kisame observed him for a moment, and after confirming that the other party could not wake up for a while, he finally stepped forward.

He picked up the Kabutowari from the floor and held it.

This ninja sword has a huge hammer at one end and an axe attached to the other end with a rope. It's attack method is to chop with the axe first, and then hit the axe with a hammer to add strength.

It claimed to be able to defeat all defenses.

"So, does this sword have attributes like 'strength' or 'defense breaking'?"

Kisame secretly said, and without any hesitation, he even activated the Panda and devoured it.

'Buzz.'

Kabutowari resisted violently, but soon it turned into a stream of light, and entered in his body, and finally stayed in his... head.

His skull quickly became extremely hard after absorbing the Kabutowari.

Especially the forehead, the front and the back of the head have been strengthened the most.

The human brain is very fragile, and the head does not have many muscles that can be exercised like other parts of the body.

Any ninja, once directly attacked in the head, will die on the spot in a serious situation. Even if he is lucky, it will leave various sequelae, such as dementia or concussion.

This is obviously different from another vulnerable part of the human body - the lower body.

In Kisame's view, although the lower body is also very fragile, it is not fatal.

A man, even if he is injured and becomes a eunuch, will only experience temporary pain, but in the long run it will have some benefits.

Because the secretion of male hormones in eunuchs is greatly reduced, it will reduce the damage to the autoimmune system and make people live longer.

For Kisame the benefit brought by Kabutowari is simply a timely rain, making up for the most vulnerable part of his body that needs protection the most.

Kisame raised his hand and tapped his forehead a few times with his knuckles.

"Clang clang clang!"

There was a crisp metal crashing sound, as if his skull was made of steel.

Now, his head is not only "indestructible", but also inherits the characteristic "breaking defense" of Kabutowari. Kisame can use the headbutt to inflict powerful attacks on the enemy.

Simply put, he is Hammerhead.

After absorbing the Kabutowari, Kisame felt refreshed, he then looked down at the unconscious Akebino.

When this person wakes up and finds that the sword is gone, what would he do?

For this question, Kisame has long been prepared.

Kisame took out a storage scroll and opened it. With a "bang", he summoned a duplicate Kabutowari.

This naturally is the masterpiece of Mangetsu. He quietly stuffed the scroll over before Kisame set off, saying that it is guaranteed to be exactly the same as the genuine one, and no one could even tell the difference.

Kisame put the dummy sword back on the floor.

If Akebino didn't find it, it would be fine, even if he found that it was fake, so what, anyway, the sword has become one with him.

If it's a big deal, he will turn his face and start the fight directly.

After all, today's Kisame is not a simple guy, both his own strength and his status in Kirigakure have been greatly improved.

There is no need to be so careful.

Thinking of this, Kisame put his hand on Akebino's shoulder and shook the latter to wake up: "Senpai, wake up, this store is about to close, we should go back."

"Well... The shochu in this store has great strength."

Akebino rubbed his forehead and muttered in confusion.

Then he picked up the fake Kabutowari, and put the other hand on Kisame's shoulder for support and walked out.

When they came to the street, a gust of cold wind blew, which made him sober a lot.

Looking around, it was almost late at night, and there were only twos and threes of pedestrians left on the street.

Kisame glanced at the drunk Akebino, and planned to bring this guy back to the hotel first, and then find a place to test the newly acquired ability.

The two had just walked a few steps.

"Ouhhh~" Akebino suddenly stopped and vomited while lying on the trash can by the side of the road.

It didn't end for a long time.

Kisame could only stand there and wait.

During this time.

The bar next door was also getting closed, and a few people came out, their breath full of alcohol.

Seeing them Kisame's pupils shrank.

Because, the people walking towards him turned out to be the famous Konoha Sannin.

Orochimaru looked slightly drunk and didn't seem to drink much. Jiraiya is so drunk that he can't walk steadily on the road, and he seemed to in similar state as Akebino.

And Tsunade's drunken state was between the first two, half drunk and half awake, and was being carefully supported by her apprentice Shizune.

"Senpai, it's cold outside, let's go back to the hotel quickly."

Kisame whispered to Akebino as he picked up the latter, and then quietly leaned against the roadside, passing by Orochimaru and the others.

"Tsunade-sama, watch out for your feet, there is water here."

Shizune was holding Tsunade, while looking down at the road ahead, and when she looked up to see Kisame passing by, she couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, showing a surprised look.

She didn't expect to meet this guy in this place in the middle of the night.

Orochimaru discovered the ghost shark earlier than Shizune.

His pair of golden snake pupils exuded some kind of bewitching eyes, as they fell on Kisame, and suddenly the corners of his mouth curled up, as he smiled slightly towards the latter.

Kisame didn't see it, and helped Akebino away without squinting.

"Wait, stop!"

A shout rang across the street .

It was Tsunade.

While she was half-drunk, out of the corner of her eyes, she saw a somewhat familiar figure passing by, and then suddenly remembered that it was the guy who caused her to lose the gamble?

"Shizune, did this guy rob you?"

Tsunade pointed at Kisame, and asked Shizune angrily.

When she was drinking tonight, she came to Shizune and asked about the latter's surrender from the Chunin exam. At the same time, she also learned from the latter that Kisame took Shizune's poison techniques, poison and the hidden weapon device.

When Shizune heard these words, she hurriedly explained in a low voice: "Tsunade-sama, it's not like that, I have a fair deal with Hoshigaki Kisame."

Without Kisame's help, her chances of passing the second exam would be very slim, let alone being promoted to Chunin.

"Fair shit, he is bullying you! I am your teacher and I want to get justice for you."

Tsunade was very dissatisfied with Shizune's weak character, she rolled up her sleeves without saying a word, and walked towards Kisame with her breath reeking alcohol.

"Wooo!"

Behind Tsunade, Jiraiya rushed to the side of the road, holding on to the telephone pole and vomited, not knowing what happened.

He told Tsunade all his thoughts tonight, only to be ruthlessly rejected by her again. Jiraiya, who could only use wine to drown his sorrows, drank till unconscious.

Although Orochimaru wasn't drunk, he didn't mean to dissuade Tsunade at all. Instead, he folded his arms and watched the play with a smile on his face.

The situation...is not so good.

Kisame originally planned to slip away in a low-key manner, but unexpectedly, he was still being targeted by the drunken mad Tsunade.

At this moment, he hid behind Akebino without hesitation, and pushed the Senpai he just recognized out as a shield.

Maybe it was because Tsunade's murderous aura was too strong.

'Um?'

Akebino was agitated and instantly sobered up a lot.

When he saw Tsunade clenching her fists and approaching aggressively, he couldn't help being stunned on the spot, and after regaining his senses, he shouted sharply, "What's going on?!"

"Big nose, get out of the way quickly, I'm going to teach the guy behind you a lesson."

Tsunade waved her hand and told Akebino to roll aside.

Akebino's expression changed, especially when he saw that it's the legendary Konoha Sannin, his aura instantly weakened a bit.

However, he is one of the seven ninja swordsmen of Kirigakure, if he run away from Tsunade like this, where should he put his face?

In this situation, Akebino couldn't retreat even if he wanted to, so he could only bite the bullet and go up.

"What's the matter, make it clear first and then do it! Even if the Kisame made a mistake, it should be handled by Kirigakure, and it's not your Konoha's turn to point fingers."

Akebino was stern, and tried to stop Tsunade using words.

It's a pity that not everyone is Naruto Uzumaki, and the effect of Akebino's mouth can only be counterproductive.

"Noisy."

Tsunade murmured impatiently, and suddenly strode forward, a powerful airflow erupted from her body, and punched towards Akebino's big nose.

'Not good.'

Akebino's expression changed greatly, and he quickly raised Kabutowari to block the fist.

With a "bang", Tsunade's fist hit the axe.

Next second.

"Crack."

With a crisp cracking sound, under the horrified eyes of Akebino, with Tsunade's fist as the center, countless cracks spread to the axe body.

One end of this ninja sword was torn apart, and turned into a pile of metal fragments, quickly falling to the ground.

It's not over yet.

'Swish.'

Tsunade gave another roundabout kick, hitting the hammer at the other end of the Kabutowari, causing it to fly out of Akebino's hand, which flew into a sewer.

The Kabutowari was gone in just a few seconds, only a piece of rope remained in Akebino's hands.

'Is this the strength of Konoha Sannin, how could she be... so strong?'

Akebino knelt on the ground with a plop, unable to accept this cruel fact.

Of course he wouldn't know that the Kabutowari was so vulnerable when facing Tsunade because it was a fake.

Tsunade's drunken behavior was doing Kisame a favor.

But now is not the time to think about it as he should face Tsunade now.