Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

Kakashi folded his arms across his chest and said lightly.

When Asuma heard this, he was at a loss:

"This is the front row, you can see everything clearly even when you are sitting."

At this time.

"The white-haired kid in front, what are you doing, sit down quickly. Your hair is standing up so high, it's blocking our view!"

Several spectators in the back row shouted at Kakashi with dissatisfaction.

"Kakashi, sit down."

Asuma quickly patted the chair with his hand and said to Kakashi again.

"…"

Kakashi was silent, and in desperation, he could only sit down slowly. The moment his butt touched the cold chair, his pupils shrank and his face turned pale.

"Kakashi, what's the matter with you? Are you uncomfortable?" Nohara Rin asked with concern as she noticed Kakashi's expression.

"I'm fine, I had a bad breakfast."

Kakashi was still stubborn, continued to pretend that nothing happened.

Fortunately, his unspeakable injury is known only to himself, the comatose Guy, and Kisame.

For Kakashi, this is the only consolation, otherwise if this matter spreads, he will probably die.

At this point, higher up in the stands.

In a luxurious box, the legendary Konoha Sannin arrived one after another.

Since the end of the Second Ninja War, the three ninjas who fought side by side in the battlefield have not been able to meet as they were busy with their own affairs:

Jiraiya accepted three war orphans, Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan, as apprentices, and used the life experience of his disciple Nagato as an inspiration to write the first book of his creative career, "The Tales of Gutsy Ninja";

Orochimaru realized the fragility of life in the war, and after returning to the village, he indulged in research and searched for the secret of immortality;

In contrast, Tsunade looks the most idle, suffering from hemophobia, she has been traveling all over the world, and is keen to check in at the casinos all over the ninja world.

That far-reaching war also changed the fate of the three.

Today is the first reunion of the three after a few years.

They made an appointment to get together, take a look at the Chunin exam, and focus on examining the new generation of Konoha to see if there are any good seedlings.

'Squeak.'

Jiraya pushed open the door and strode into the box.

He is 1.9 meters tall, has a burly physique, and has long white hair like an angry lion. As soon as he entered the room, he saw Tsunade sitting on the sofa with her legs crossed, and his heartbeat suddenly accelerated.

Although he is pervert by nature, and often hangs around in red light areas, and he has seen countless women, but only Tsunade can occupy the place in his heart.

"Yo, Tsunade, I haven't seen you in a few years, you're so much prettier!"

Jiraiya walked over with a smile on his face, opened his arms naturally, and was about to give Tsunade a big hug.

It's a pity that Tsunade had already seen through his thoughts.

"Um?"

She snorted lightly, glanced at Jiraiya, and at the same time she released her murderous aura, as she raised her right hand and clenched it into a fist.

Jiraiya's face changed instantly, and he remembered the tragic past when he was beaten to death by Tsunade.

He quickly retracted his hands, smiled shyly, and sat down on the sofa beside him.

However, just because your hands are honest doesn't mean your eyes will be honest.

Jiraiya also pretended to be sitting upright, but his eyes kept moving on Tsunade. From her feet with red nail polish, he worked his way up, past the undulating peaks, to her delicate features and dazzling blond hair.

Sure enough, this woman is the most perfect.

Jiraya could not help but sigh in his heart.

'When will such a goddess belong to him?'

At this time.

Orochimaru arrived late and sat down on the sofa on the other side of Tsunade.

He has long soft black hair, golden snake eyes, purple eye shadow, pale skin, and a pair of hook jade earrings.

He looked sophisticated and noble.

If Orochimaru was a woman, with his temperament, she would definitely become a deadly lady.

"Hey, what's in your hand?"

As soon as Orochimaru sat down, Tsunade asked curiously. She noticed that he was holding a pile of documents in his hand.

"It's the information on the top eight players in this Chunin exam. I have prepared three copies."

Orochimaru smiled, and while talking, handed a copy to each of his two old friends.

"You're still thoughtful." Tsunade took the information and looked at it.

"This year's little devils are pretty good." Jiraya also nodded while flipping through the pages.

Tsunade looked at it, suddenly turned his eyes, and asked, "Who are you all optimistic about taking the first place?"

"What's the matter, Tsunade, you don't want to bet on this kind of thing, do you? I heard that you lost all your money, and now there are still creditors going to your house to ask for money."

Hearing this, Jiraya felt strange.

"What do you mean, who do you look down on when you say that this lady can't afford to gamble?"

Tsunade raised her eyebrows and was about to get angry, but when she thought about it, she seemed to be really have...no money.

Her aura finally softened, but she was still gambler, and suggested:

"Well, let's play a small bet between our friends, and the two who lose will invite guests to drink and eat! Otherwise, it would be too boring to sit here and watch these little devils fight like a family."

"That's a good suggestion."

Orochimaru nodded in agreement.

Indeed, for legendary ninjas like them who experienced many big scenes, isn't the Chunin exam just like a child's play?

Seeing this, Jiraya also decided to strike first, and hurriedly said:

"Then I'll come first. I'm optimistic about this kid, Uchiha Obito."

Saying that, he held up the document with Obito's photo printed there. Obito in the photo grinned brightly, looking like a confident boy.

The reason why Jiraya is optimistic about Obito is very simple, because the latter is his apprentice's apprentice, and he is considered his apprentice grandson.

He believed that with the teaching level of Namikaze Minato, the Genin that the latter brought out, would definitely not be bad. In addition, Obito belongs to the Uchiha clan, and with the blessing of the rich and powerful bloodline, the starting point is much higher than other competitions.

Therefore, after Jiraiya chose Obito, he showed a smile of victory.

"Why are you in such a hurry, no one will rush you. I'm optimistic about my own disciple, Shizune."

Tsunade rolled her eyes and threw Shizune's data on the table in front of her with a snap.

After Shizune graduated from Ninja School, she learned a lot from her, enough to be a teacher.

From Tsunade's point of view, although Shizune is a medical ninja, her fighting talent is not weak at all, she is especially good at using poison and hidden weapons. Even Jonin may be accidentally defeated in Shizune's hands.

Finally, it was Orochimaru's turn.

"My candidate is... Hoshigaki Kisame."

He smiled slightly and pulled out a piece of information, which recorded the information of Kisame.

Hoshigaki Kisame.

A genius in water release jutsu, with an extraordinary amount of chakra, and the unique Unlimited style, is the number one seed of Kirigakure. These are all information that can be found on the surface.

Of course, the most eye-catching one is the rumor that Kisame defeated the genius Hatake Kakashi of Konoha.

As for the hidden special ability of Kisame, it was not written down, after all, Orochimaru didn't specifically check it.

"Hey, how can you be optimistic about the ninjas in other villages, isn't this destroying your prestige?"

Jiraya complained.

"According to the information, Hoshigaki Kisame is the only existence in this competition that can win. I just made a choice based on facts."

Orochimaru spread his hands, shrugged, and then added, "Besides, the picture of this little devil exudes a dangerous temperament, which suits my appetite."

"I'm looking forward to it now, the game will start soon."

Tsunade rubbed her hands together, looking excited.

At this time, there was a sudden commotion in the auditorium of the stands.

It turned out that the chief examiner, Minato Namikaze, had led the eight participating Genin, from the entrance, to the center of the venue, and lined them up neatly.

Namikaze Minato looked at the top of the stand, and bowed slightly.

The third Mizukage and third Hokage were seated there with their hats on.

They exchanged a few words, then stood up and announced the start of the game.

For a time, deafening cheers broke out in the venue.

In the first round of the quarter-finals, Kisame was selected.

His appearance attracted the attention of many people in the audience at the same time.

The opponent of Kisame is a dark-skinned Kumogakure ninja, who is also the number one seed of Kumogakure. Although he is shorter than Kisame, he also has a strong figure.

"Do you know the rules?"

Minato Namikaze stood between the two of them, and after receiving the nods from the two, he took a step back and gave an order to announce the start of the battle.

"Hoshigaki Kisame..."

The Kumogakure ninja clenched his fist and planned to say harsh words first, but Kisame had already rushed up and launched a fierce attack like a mad dog.

'Bang bang bang!'

The two were made up of muscle, with full of passion, they started a taijutsu fight with the purest physique.

In the process, Kisame quickly suppressed the opponent with stronger physique and more ruthless moves, causing him to retreat steadily.

The Kumogakure ninja was beaten by the Kisame, shocked and angry, he seized the opportunity to dodge, and after quickly forming the seal, he released the lightning ninjutsu, which he was good at.

Lighting jutsu is undoubtedly the most powerful in the conventional elemental release, aside from Kekkei Genkai.

It can not only restrain the earth release, but also use the electrical conductivity of water to have certain advantages over the water release.

Therefore, the Kumogakure ninja thought that he had finished Kisame, and even if the latter defended or counterattacked with the water release, it would be useless.

However, something unexpected happened.

In the face of the incoming lightning Ninjutsu, Kisame did not dodge or evade, and chose to use his body to resist.

His body, after absorbing four ninja swords and high-intensity fitness exercises, is no longer the body of an ordinary person. This level of lightning jutsu, to him, is nothing but a tickling.

"How is this possible?!"

The Kumogakure genin was taken aback and watched wide eyed as Kisame charged up against the lightning jutsu and punched him in the face.

'Boom.'

The Kumogakure genin was knocked away with a single blow, spun dozens of times in the air, and finally hit the wall of the venue and fell heavily to the ground.

Kisame has won the match.

After Kisame easily defeated the first opponent, he walked off the field.

"The muscular man from Kumogakure is really not good enough. He was knocked out with one punch, rubbish."

In the stands, Asuma complained angrily, as he was unwilling to admit that Kisame was powerful.

In the box.

"As I expected, he is good. Hoshigaki Kisame didn't even use ninjutsu, and defeated Kumogakure's strongest genin."

Orochimaru smiled and said, as he is very satisfied with Kisame's performance.