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After saying that, he picked it up.

The well-informed Asuma recognized at a glance that this was the most expensive cigarette in Konohagakure, and even his father, the Hokage was reluctant to smoke it all the time.

"Lit."

Kisame took out a lighter and lit a cigarette for Asuma.

"How is it?"

Asuma took a drag with satisfaction, and after spitting out a smoke ring, he said to Kisame, "I'll be a middleman, you invite those Konoha Ninjas to have a meal and pay for the medical expenses, this matter is over. After all, it's not a big deal. I usually fight with people, and after the fight, I can still be good friends."

"I don't know each other if I don't fight. I think so too. Heroes see the same thing."

Kisame continued to say compliments, making Asuma feel great.

When the Kirigakure ninjas saw this scene, they couldn't accept it.

"Crazy dog kisame, why are you so servile all of a sudden, it will make our reputation in the Blood Mist go down."

Someone muttered.

"Hmph, because Asuma-sama is the son of third Hokage and one of the examiners of this Chunin exam, you guys are going to die if you make him angry."

The Konoha ninja lying on the ground sneered, and said that.

These words suddenly made the ninjas of Kirigakure change faces and look at each other in dismay.

At this time.

Asuma, who was enjoying the praise of Kisame, took another drag of the cigarette in his hand.

What caught him off guard was-

With a sudden "bang", the cigarette in his mouth exploded.

Asma's mouth cracked on the spot, his teeth were blown away, and his face was covered in blood.

'Good chance.'

Kisame took the opportunity to sneak attack, and with a combination of punches, he knocked Asuma to the ground.

"As a Chunin, your vigilance is too bad. It seems that Hokage's son is just that."

He looked down at Asuma with indifference, completely different from the previous flattering look.

"You…"

Asuma raised a hand with difficulty, pointed at Kisame, and wanted to say something, but the pain in his mouth made him unable to say a word.

Kisame has bought this cigarette to bring down opponents gaurd.

After he bought this pack of cigarettes, he removed part of the shredded tobacco from each cigarette, and then used the ability of Shibuki to plant an explosion seal into the cigarette, and put the fuse in the cigarette butt.

In this way, this pack of cigarettes has become a hidden weapon. When Kisame hands cigarettes to others, he can make a sneak attack while the cigarettes explode in the opponent's mouth.

There are many hidden weapons of this style in Kisame's mind.

What is a real ninja?

In the understanding of Kisame, a real ninja should not be limited to the practice of "ninjutsu", "taijutsu" and "genjutsu", but should practice "ten thousand skills".

The so-called Unlimited style is to use everything as a weapon, whether it is lime, sulfuric acid, chili water, pots and pans in daily life, or even trees and telephone poles on the street, everything that can be used is a soldier.

As long as you can defeat the enemy.

"Let's go."

Kisame greeted ordered everyone from Kirigakure and walked out of the alley.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then they chased after him and asked worriedly: "Kisame-dono, will everything be alright, I heard that Asuma is the son of the third Hokage."

"Don't worry. The little things between us young people will not be meddled by older generation. The third Hokage won't take direct action."

After Kisame said this, he went shopping alone.

Not to mention whether the third Hokage will care, it is impossible for Asuma to tell his humiliating experience to his father because of his personality.

'He can only eat this dumb shit.'

Konohagakure is hidden in a vast virgin forest of the Land of Fire, covering an area of more than hundreds of square kilometers.

However, the area of Konoha's core urban area is not large, only two or three thousand acres of land, which is the size of an ordinary village.

Therefore, here is an inch of land is similar to an inch of gold. The buildings on both sides of the street are lined up, and the population density is also very high.

Kisame walked on the most prosperous avenue in Konoha, from north to south, it passes the Hokage Building, Ramen shop, Konoha Police Building and other places, and finally came to the hot spring street by the Konoha River.

This is the most famous commercial street in Konoha, with clothing stores, barbecue shops, casinos, hot springs, ninja halls, gymnasiums... everything is available to meet any daily needs of the villagers.

Today is the weekend.

The streets were crowded with people, and in the most crowded places people could not even walk properly, and the noise of the crowd went straight into the sky.

It is worthy of being the first of the five Ninja villages, and it is much more lively than the Kisame's hometown, Kirigakure.

Kisame is dressed as a ninja and walks in the crowd with a ninja sword on his back. His unique appearance and temperament made people afraid and dare not approach.

"Mom, look at that person, he looks so strange."

A little girl of four or five years old stared at Kisame passing by, and quickly pointed her finger to his face, and asked her mother curiously.

Hearing the words, Kisame turned his head and grinned at the little girl, a pair of fangs faintly glowing with cold light.

"Woooooo..." The little girl was frightened and cried on the spot.

"Sorry."

The little girl's mother kept apologizing to Kisame, and at the same time taught the child not to point fingers at others in the future, it is very impolite.

"It's ok."

Kisame waved his hand to show that he didn't mind. He is used to being a villain, and naturally he doesn't care about the eyes of the people around him.

However, Kisame soon discovered that there was another person as unpopular as him.

A green figure appeared on the road by the river, approaching quickly from a distance.

It was a ten-year-old boy with a big nose, thick eyebrows, a watermelon head, and a resolute face. Wearing a green tights and a white towel around his neck, he was running along the river, sweating profusely.

Konoha's future blue beast, Might Guy.

"Ah, youth!"

While running, Might Guy shouted slogans, energetically and full of fighting spirit.

However, his overly excited state and weird outfit also frightened many people, they avoid him, as if they were watching a big fool.

Might Guy didn't care about the eyes of passers-by, or he was too nervous to notice it at all.

Kisame showed an interested look.

He suddenly jumped over the fence, jumped off the bridge, and landed on the embankment.

"Be careful!"

With a shout, Might Guy didn't have time to stop, and immediately collided with Kisame.

'Tap tap.'

Kisame took two steps back.

On the other hand, Might Guy lost his balance and flew under the inertia, flipped a few times in the air, and finally hit a tree by the roadside.

"Are you OK?"

Kisame walked over and stretched out his hand to pull Might Guy up.

"I'm sorry, I was too fast just now and accidentally bumped into you. However, your body is really strong, it's like a hill."

Might Guy touched the back of his head and took the initiative to apologize to Kisame, while looking at the latter's muscles in surprise.

"Hello, I'm genin Hoshigaki Kisame from Kirigakure. This time I came to Konoha to take part in the Chunin Exam."

Kisame introduced himself to him.

"Really? I'm going to take the Chunin exam too. My name is Might Guy, hehe."

Might Guy widened his eyes, hurriedly reported his name, and smiled heartily, revealing two rows of white and neat teeth.

"That's quite a coincidence."

Kisame smiled back and asked casually, "Are you doing running training just now?"

"Yeah, the Chunin exam is about to start. I have to prepare and adjust my body to the best condition."

Might Guy said this, touching his nose a little embarrassedly, "Actually, I became a genin four years ago, but I took the Chunin exam several times and failed, so I have to work harder. After all, Kakashi became a chunin at the age of six."

Speaking of this, he couldn't help clenching his fists, his eyes were firm, and his fighting spirit ignited.

"I heard that Kakashi, is the genius son of Konoha White Fang, is actually your friend?"

Kisame asked in astonishment.

"He's my friend and my rival."

Might Guy replied proudly.

Seeing that the time was almost right, Kisame suggested:

"Do you still want to run? I also want to train my body. Why don't we talk while running? I just arrived here, and a lot of unfamiliar places to cover in Konoha. I hope to ask you for advice."

"OK."

Might Guy's eyes lit up and he readily agreed.

He was usually looked down upon by many people in the village, and he practiced alone most of the time. Apart from Kakashi, he had no good friends.

Guy was very happy that Kisame, a stranger he had just met, wants to practice with him.

So, the two circled Konohagakure and ran in a circle.

One circle, five circles, ten circles.

"You can speed up, don't worry, I'll be able to keep up."

On the eleventh lap, Kisame was still breathing steadily and said to Might Guy with a relaxed expression.

"Okay, then I'm going to speed up the sprint."

Hearing this, Might Guy was also motivated to compete, and made an agreement with Kisame to see who would finish fifty laps first.

Two figures shuttled through Konohagakure like lightning.

In the end, Kisame was slightly better, and reached the training ground with the finish line first, winning the game.

"Hoo, hoo... You're amazing!"

Might Guy while panting, gave Kisame a thumbs up.

"Guy, you do too much aerobic training, it's hard to build muscle, so your explosiveness is not enough, and you lost to me in the final sprint. If you add more weight-bearing strength training, you will become stronger ."

Kisame helped Guy summarize the experience of failure and make suggestions to the latter.

Guy agrees to it.

He has long noticed the figure of the ghost shark, whether it is the upper body muscles poured with steel bars or the strong and powerful thighs, they are all perfect.

When he learned that this burly man, who was nearly 1.9 meters tall, had just turned thirteen years old and was less than two years older than him, Might Guy was shocked and speechless.

"Kisame-senpai, can you teach me?"

He suddenly made up his mind, bowed ninety degrees to Kisame, and asked with a worried expression.

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