Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

Kumogakure, in front of Raikage Building.

As the dust dissipated, a woman appeared in front of Kumo Ninjas. Her figure is very hot, they can't help but swallow their saliva while looking at het, but because she is wearing a hat, they can't see her appearance.

"It's really hospitable."

Tsunade looked around and saw muscular men with bronze skin staring at her. For a moment, she thought she was at a gym.

She finally understood why Kisame came to Kumogakure after she kicked him out of bed, because he has always been a fitness freak, and here are all simple-minded and well-developed muscle men, they can be regarded as "like-minded" ".

"Listen, I'm..."

Tsunade was starting to feel a little uncomfortable to be seen by a group of big men. She cleared her throat and was about to reveal her identity, but the surrounding ninjas suddenly shouted and rushed towards her.

After all, this woman dared to go directly jump in front of the Raikage Building. She is undoubtedly trying to provoke him. If she disturbed Kami-sama, no one could take the responsibility.

Therefore, all of them couldn't wait to defeat Tsunade.

"Catch her and take her to the interrogation room to torture her!"

One of the Kumo ninja shouted sharply, and rushed to Tsunade first to attack her.

"A bunch of idiots."

Tsunade shook her head, her eyes widened, and without saying a word, she raised her fist and smashed it towards the ground under her feet.

'Boom!'

As her fist landed, a terrifying force spread to the ground, and a louder explosion sounded in front of the Raikage Building.

At this moment, with Tsunade's fist as the center, several huge dark cracks spread in all directions, each of which is dozens of meters long and two or three meters wide, causing the streets to collapse and the houses to collapse.

The ground nearby was shaken violently by this punch, as if a magnitude 10 earthquake had occurred.

Under such a shockwave, the Kumo ninjas who surrounded Tsunade suddenly stumbled, either falling to the ground, or falling into the crack and being caught in the ground.

In Raikage's office.

"Hum... hum..."

Kisame was panting heavily. After completing his daily fitness training, he pushed the one-ton barbell back to the rack and sat up from the dumbbell bench.

Now that he is a Six Paths level powerhouse, exercises provide negligible improvement for his strength.

However, he likes the feeling of sweating, and he likes to think about some problems while exercising. For him, exercise is a way of life.

"Kami-sama, you have worked hard."

Samui and Mabui finished their training, and hurriedly came forward with cold water and a towel, and served him meticulously.

At this moment, a loud noise came from outside the window, almost shattering the floor-to-ceiling windows of the office, as if something fell from the sky into Kumogakure.

'What happened?'

Samui and Mabui looked suspicious, and were about to go to the window to check, but there was another unexpected loud noise, accompanied by a strong vibration, and they almost fell to the ground.

Fortunately, Kisame stretched out his hands, one left and one right to support their bodies, protecting the two in his arms.

"Why is she here? Is she still angry?"

Kisame said to himself, and after checking again, he was sure that the person who was making trouble outside was Tsunade.

"Kami-sama, is your friend visiting you?" Samui raised her head from his arms and asked with a look of surprise when she heard Kisame muttering to himself.

"Well, it's an old friend of mine. She's just like that. Don't be surprised."

Kisame sighed, then sat back on the chair and instructed Samui, "Go down and pick her up. If she continues to go mad, the Kumo ninjas and villagers outside will probably enter the hospital."

"Yes."

Hearing this, Samui didn't dare to neglect, and hurriedly trotted out of the office and hurried downstairs.

"Kami-sama, this friend of yours... is she a God like you?"

Mabui stood behind Kisame, and asked curiously while massaging his shoulders with skillful techniques to relieve muscle fatigue.

"She? She is just a grumpy woman."

After Kisame finished saying this, he narrowed his eyes and enjoyed the massage.

In front of Raikage Building.

"I am the Sixth Mizukage Tsunade!"

Tsunade took off the hat on her head, threw it aside, and then put her hands on her hips as she introduced herself.

'Tsunade? Wait, she said she is... Tsunade? !'

After Tsunade revealed her identity, everyone was stunned for a moment, then opened their eyes wide and looked at her beautiful and delicate face with horror, with cold sweat suddenly flowing down from their back.

Tsunade, the one who single-handedly defeated the 50,000 ninja coalition and several Kages, is the legendary "Goddess of Ninjas".

The strongest ninja.

The various legends of this woman are widely circulated in the ninja world, and everyone knows how strong she is. Especially in Kumogakure, which has always admired the strong, Tsunade's name is even more resounding.

Unexpectedly, this Goddess of ninjas will suddenly come to Kumogakure, and it seems that she is not here for good.

'Could it be that she is here for Kami-sama?'

After realizing this, the expressions of the Kumo ninjas changed drastically. If the Goddess of ninjas and the God of Thunder and Lightning fought, it will be an earth-shattering battle, and if they are not careful, Kumogakure will cease to exist.

"Tsunade-sama!"

At this moment, Samui finally rushed downstairs, and when she heard Tsunade's introduction, she too fell into a huge shock. However, she quickly regained her senses and walked quickly to Tsunade.

"Kami-sama asked you to come to his office for a chat." Samui bowed to Tsunade and made a respectful gesture of invitation.

Tsunade hearing that, folded her arms across her chest, and glanced at the crowd casually. Everyone was silent, and no one dared to look at her.

Even Samui trembled slightly, and sweat ran down her cheeks, past her chin, and dripped onto her chest.

'This woman's sense of oppression is so strong that she is on a par with Kami-sama.'

Just when the atmosphere at the scene froze to the extreme, and when everyone was about to suffocate under the pressure, Tsunade put down her arm and said to Samui:

"Lead the way."

"Please come with me." Samui breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly brought Tsunade into the Raikage Building.

'Dong dong dong!'

In the corridor, there was a crisp sound of high-heeled shoes, and the two women walked in the direction of Raikage's office one after the other.

Tsunade looked at Samui's slender back and frowned slightly.

Blonde, white, beautiful, big breasts... This young ninja named Samui is surprisingly similar to her in every aspect of appearance.

"You are the Raikage's secretary? He has a good eye." She asked suddenly, with a slight sarcasm towards Kisame in her tone.

"Tsunade-sama, thank you for your compliment. I am very fortunate to be appreciated by Kami-sama and have the opportunity to do things by his side." Samui replied respectfully, gratefully.

"Hmph, what a simple woman. Be careful he may have other plans for you." Tsunade snorted coldly and reminded Samui kindly.

"Tsunade-sama, you have misunderstood."

When Samui heard that, she understood what Tsunade meant, she blushed at first, and then subconsciously defended Kisame, "Kami-sama is not the kind of person you said. Please take back what you just said."

"Well, I didn't say it."

Tsunade shrugged and stopped talking to Samui. But she immediately said to Katsuyu in her heart: "Do you see it Katsuyu, as soon as that guy ran outside, he started messing around with other women. When will you wake up and stop being deceived by him!"

From Tsunade's point of view, men are all the same, whether it is kisame or Jiraiya, they can't change their romantic nature and belong to the same raccoon dog.

"Tsunade-sama, I and Kisame-sama are soul mates. We are destined to not be together in the way of ordinary human men and women. So, even if he has an intimate relationship with other women, I don't mind."

Katsuyu said with a smile.

As a slug that has lived for thousands of years, it doesn't care much about the gender concepts and red tape of the human world. For her, the thing that she appreciates most about Kisame is that he can give up the human body at an instant in order to become the strongest and greatest creature.

'How can such a person indulge in the affairs of men and women too much?'

"So you're blaming me?"

Tsunade stopped and said angrily. Maybe the speaker, Katsuyu, has no intention, but the listener, Tsunade, has the intention, so according to her- Katsuyu said that she can't be with Kisame, because Tsunade has been obstructing them?

"Tsunade-sama, what's wrong?"

Samui turned her head and asked in a low voice when she saw Tsunade standing there with a displeased expression.

"It's alright." Tsunade ignored Katsuyu for the time being, and after seeing the office door at the end of the corridor, she walked directly over.

After approaching, she found that the door was ajar, and a young woman's voice came from inside.

"Kami-sama, are you feeling more comfortable, do you need my hand to go down a little further and use more force?"

Then, a man's voice familiar to Tsunade rang: "Well, you are very talented. I haven't been so relaxed for a long time."

'What is this guy doing in there?'

She frowned, pushed open the door with a bang, and rushed in. She saw a girl with long white hair and a wheat complexion giving a shoulder massage to a burly man.

"Haaa!"

Tsunade's sudden intrusion startled Mabui and made her stop her movements.

Kisame slowly opened his eyes and met Tsunade's eyes.

"It's really you."

Tsunade's eyes flashed as she said solemnly. Although the man in front of her didn't look like Kisame at all, she could see through the man's true face at a glance through her eyes.

"I say, why are you chasing me, I didn't really do anything to you." Kisame spread his hands and complained helplessly.

'Um?'

This sentence made Samui and Mabui blush up their ears at the same time, shocked. It sounds like there is a story between Kami-sama and Tsunade, the Goddess of ninjas for Samui.

"You..."

Tsunade gritted her teeth and made no secret of her displeasure, and the temperature in the entire office instantly dropped to freezing point.

"Don't be so excited, you are scaring the girls."

Kisame hurriedly persuaded Tsunade and winked at the two secretaries, signaling them to step back first, and that he wanted to be alone with Tsunade.

Samui and Mabui looked at each other, bowed to them respectively, and then withdrew together.

"Who is this blonde woman?"

Outside the door, Mabui asked Samui in a low voice. When she learned that the other party was the sixth Mizukage Tsunade, she couldn't help but open her eyes and cover her mouth.

At this moment, a loud bang came from the office, and it seemed that something had been smashed.

The two who hadn't walked far, quickly reopened the door and looked into the office, only to see Tsunade punching the desk, smashing the large solid wood desk in half.

"Kami-sama, Tsunade-sama, what happened? Are you... okay?"

Samui dared to ask, if the two people in the office really fought, the consequences would be unimaginable.

"Don't be nervous, Tsunade and I are reminiscing about the old days. Please go and prepare a table of banquets and serve the specialties of our Kumogakure. By the way, don't forget the tender chicken and soju."

Kisame smiled slightly and instructed the two of them.

"Yes." The two of them didn't dare to be negligent when they heard the words, and immediately rushed to prepare.

"Speaking of truth."

Seeing the two secretaries leave, Kisame stood up, sat on the sofa, and explained to Tsunade, "The reason why I came to Kumogakure is because of the Gold and Silver brothers. These two guys were resurrected by Nagato using Impure Reincarnation. Nagato gave them the task of controlling Kumogakure and finding the ultimate weapon hidden in Kumogakure—the Chakra Cannon. This cannon can destroy the sacred tree of Kirigakure with just one shot and bury the whole village. So after I got the news, I naturally came to stop it at the first time and resolved the crisis..."

He talked eloquently, and what he said was half-truth, it's so convincing that Tsunade couldn't find a point to refute.

"So, what are you going to do next, stay here as Raikage?" She crossed her arms and looked down at Kisame, who was sitting on the sofa.

"It's not a bad idea. You see, your current identity is that of Mizukage, and my identity is Raikage. We can simply represent Kirigakure and Kumogakure and become allies. What do you think? "

Kisame joked.

"Is it interesting? What's the difference between what you're doing and children playing house?" Tsunade sneered and replied, feeling that Kisame was very naive and had no interest in playing role-playing games with him.

"I'm just joking, it's fine if you don't agree. However, you've come here, so stay and have a meal before leaving. The Wagyu beef in Kumogakure is delicious, and the barbecued meat is paired with high-concentration shochu is absolutely worth eating."

Kisame invited Tsunade to eat food, and added at the end, "Of course, I know you are very busy. If you don't have time, forget it, I won't force you."

This superficial invitation to banquet is actually a polite remark to evict guests.

"I have time."

Tsunade raised her eyebrows, as always, she chose the opposite, sat down on the sofa opposite Kisame, and crossed her legs.

So that night, Kumogakure held a grand dinner to entertain the distinguished guest who came from afar, Tsunade.

The news spread quickly, and there was another huge uproar at the high-level meeting tables of other major Ninja villages...