Naruto: Winds and Changes

The white haired man whimpered, "Mercy?"

Naruto walked down the streets of Konoha, making his way towards Ichiraku's after his trip to the hot springs was ruined by the arrival of the annoying white haired pervert. As he made his way to his favorite ramen stand he was stopped when a voice yelled out to him.

"Oi! Gaki!"

Naruto turned around to see the white haired man coming up to him, "What do you want?"

"You ruined my peeki- I mean research!" The man scowled at him.

"You mean peeking?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow, "What's your point?"

"I expect you to apologize!"

Naruto blinked owlishly at the man before he started laughing, "Hahahah you can't…haha…you can't be serious! You expect me to apologize to you!"

The man's right eye twitched, "That's exactly what I expect you damn gaki! It's the least you could do for ruining my research!"

Laughing some more the blond shook his head, "There is no way I'll be doing that anytime soon. It's your fault for peeking into the women's side of the hot springs. I didn't tell you to do that. The only way I would even consider apologizing was if you made me."

The white haired man smirked, "Well that's fine gaki, we can do it this way if you want."

Naruto shook his head, "You think you can beat me? I'd like to see you try you- WHAT THE HELL!" He shouted as he felt something latch around his waist. Naruto only had time to see something pink before he was being hauled into the air with the white haired man jumping after him.

It was some time later that whatever had grabbed Naruto deposited him in the middle of the Forest, with the white haired man.

Naruto stood up and growled at the man, "You stupid pervert! What the hell do you…?" He stopped and blinked when he noticed the large toad standing right next to him. He looked over at the man before turning his attention back to the toad, and then to the man again. Finally, it clicked.

"You're Jiraiya of the Sannin aren't you?" Naruto shouted in surprise.

"Ho ho, so you have heard of me eh gaki?" Jiraiya smirked, "Yes it is I, the great, the gallant Gama Sannin of Mount Myobokuzan! Jiraiya-Sama!"

Naruto sweat dropped, "I swear to Kami you Sannin are a bunch of freaks. First I run into that stupid pedophile Orochimaru in the Forest of Death, and now I find out that you're a 'super pervert'. What's next, the last Sannin is chronic gambler with an alcohol problem!"

Somewhere in Hi No Kuni a blond woman sneezed while playing a game of cards, and losing badly.

"So you ran into my old teammate eh?" Jiraiya knew this already of course, but appearance had to be kept. "That's pretty impressive that you survived."

"I guess." Naruto frowned, "Not like he couldn't have killed me at any time. He wanted our team to survive so he could give Sasuke and I some kind of gross hickey. Stupid pedo bit me!"

He brought a hand up to where his cursed seal had been. "I got lucky, since I h- am special, the cursed seal didn't get a chance to take effect."

"Kid I already know about the Kyuubi," Jiraiya stated, thinking that was why the cursed seal had not taken affect. "But that's not important, what is important is that you now know who I am, and so realizing and basking in the might of my greatness you must apologize for your atrocities against me and acknowledge me as Jiraiya-sama."

"Right," Naruto sweatdropped before an idea came to him. "How about you help train me, so that I can kick ass during the finals and maybe I'll acknowledge you, how's that sound Ero-sennin?"

"What did you just call me!" Jiraiya yelled out. "I am a Sannin and demand respect! I won't train some gaki who doesn't understand that," The Gamma Sannin smirked. "Besides what makes you think I'd want to train a little pre-pubescent brat like you?"

Naruto narrowed his eyes at the man before a grin etched on his face, "Well, I just thought you would like to be able to say you trained a Hokage."

Jiraiya crossed his arms, "Been there, done that."

"What do you…oh yeah, I forgot you trained the Yondaime," Naruto mumbled. "Well wouldn't you want to be able to brag that you trained two Hokages?"

He noticed Jiraiya still didn't look convinced and sighed, "Well if that won't convince you, how about this? Oiroke No Jutsu!"

There was a puff of smoke and when it cleared it revealed Naruko, completely naked except the wisps of smoke covering her unmentionables.

She wink at the now nose bleeding Jiraiya, "Will you train me now Jiraiya-sama?"

Jiraiya nodded as he began to drool, "Yeah, I'll train you in anything you like, you pretty little thing…"

Naruko gave him a pout as she stuck a finger slightly in her mouth, "You promise?"

Jiraiya nodded dumbly as he grinned, "Of course! And you know that the great Jiraiya-sama's promise is worth its weight in gold!"

There was a puff of smoke and Naruto was back to normal, grinning like a loon. "Good. I'll see you tomorrow Ero-sennin!"

Naruto disappeared in a swirl of leaves, leaving Jiraiya to blink for a few minutes before smirking, "Kid's definitely interesting at least."

.

.

.

🎉The novel is available in PDF with more than 400 chapters, visit us in our Ko-Fi store🎉

🎉ko-fi.com/shihao123🎉