Naruto: NTR Adventure!

Her status as deputy Hokage had become public knowledge, so now she had toppled Tsunade as the number one idol for young girls and kunoichis. They were setting her up on a pedestal, aiming to be like her. Some civilian ladies had a marked standard for beauty.

As she reached home, she saw Anbu cat or Yugao as she knew her personally on guard duty. She notices her coming and bows a bit. As she nods at her, shouts of her son running with bellows of familiar masculine voices startles her a questioning look towards ANBU.

"Kushina-sama, When I arrived for the evening shift, Naruto-kun and his friends were being attended by Jirriaya-sama. He told me ANBU Boar had been assigned to some other task confirmed by Boar on the radio.

"His friends left some time ago since then. He has been running wild after Naruto-kun in a game of tag".

Nerves on Kushina's forehead almost seemed like they would burst open. The thoughts of the pervert alone around her pure son gave her chills.

Reigning her temper, "Tell Boar to show up at 11morning in Hokage Tower '' as Cat nods, she went inside.

Looking around, she found her son running around in a frog costume with Jiraiya too dressed in a similar costume after him.

As soon as Naruto sees her, he launches towards her "Kaa-san, look what Gama-jichan brought me showcasing his costume and frog wallet in hands" Kushina snorts at the nickname and Jirriaya's mouth thins in irritation about the nickname.

As she was a bit late today, she had bought Ramen for Dinner, not knowing Jiraiya was here today too. Seeing Ichiraku's packing, Naruto grabs towards it.

 Jiraiya interjects, "Naruto, you know already had quite a large quantity of snacks already with your friends earlier, you know you should control otherwise your belly would burst."

Naruto pouts but doesn't stop opening the package. "It's ramen Gama-jichan, it's like not even there, and nothing bad happens when you have ramen." he ends while poking his tongue out.

As She sets a small dinner for three, she eyes Jirriaya suspiciously. They make small talk with Jirriaya congratulating her on promotion as Naruto goes to his room to seep.

Kushina eyes Jiraiya. "Why are you here, Jiraiya? I had specifically told you not to be around Naruto unless Minato or I am around. I don't want him to be infected by pervertedness".

Jiraiya chuckles at this. "You speak as if it's a disease, Kushina. You know everyone is a pervert to some degree, and I know even you are too.

"Besides, Naruto is my Godson, I will visit him whenever I want, and you never know what would happen to the poor boy if he's always under your protection. Someone has to show him to way men. As I - "

He's unable to finish the sentence as he is forced to dodge a kunai thrown at his head.

"Wow sto-"

Another kunai sails past his head.

"Are you seriously trying to kill-" Another kunai, this time aimed at his family jewels which he barely dodges.

"You have crossed the line, Jiraiya. You pervert it's not enough you tried to peep on Minato and me on the wedding night. I thought making you godfather to my son will give some sense of responsibility, but you threw it away too by vowing to make corrupted degenerate like you on his first birthday ".

Jiraiya again dodges a kunai, which streaks past his cheeks, leaving a red cut line behind. He had almost forgotten about that incident where he was drunk, and he had made claims on Naruto's first birthday, which seems like Kushina hasn't.

"You need to calm down, Kushina. It was a joke and a bad one. I wouldn't even think of something like that." as she stops a bit and glares at him, He tries to soothe her with hand motions.

"Besides, it wasn't just for Naruto I visited today. Aside from congratulating you on your new position. I came to give you this" He hands her a bingo book with a page marked. Surprisingly it contained her photo with a description.

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Kushina Uzumaki:

S Rank Kunoichi from Konhagakure na sato, Current rank Kage. Wife of famed Minato.

Nickname: Akai Chishio no Habanero.

Abilities :Fuinjutsu Master, Kenjutsu Master, Ninjuttsu specialist.

Special abilities: Kongō Fūsa of famed the Uzumaki clan.

Secret abilities: Maybe Jinchurikki of the Kyuubi

Engagement Guidelines: engage in numbers and only under the command of another S Ranked Shinobi.

Bounty: 100000000 Ryō Alive, 1000000 Ryō for Blood and DNA samples

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A surprised gasp escapes her usually. A Kage has diplomatic immunity to bingo books. While a bit giddy at her new high award, she still looked at Jiraiya questioningly. "I am Kage now, why is my name still here?"

Jiraiya shrugs. "Technically, you are Deputy to Kage, so they can still issue awards in your name to check Konoha. It's mainly their aim to have Konoha reluctant to send you out of Fire country. But the joke's is on them as I hardly see you doing any Shinobi mission at your position. "

As Kushina nods, Jiraiya continues, "I would be submitting this to the Shinobi office about your status update in the bingo book. Other than that, I brought sake and want to have a customary drink with me?" He asks hopefully.

Shaking her head in denial, "Never alone with you pervert. Besides, I have an early start tomorrow and would do better without headache."

Jiraiya hits back playfully, "You wound me Kushina, I have never imposed my myself on a lady the fact Jiraiya sama doesn't even need booze to charm ladies. My good looks and fame are enough."

As They move, Jiraiya is outside the main door "Good night Jiraiya, thanks for offering, and while you are out, stay out of the perimeters of the property. I am activating special anti pervert seals for you. You have been warned!"

Without waiting for a reply, she closed the door on his face. Kushina sighed. She didn't want to be forceful but did have any other method to deal with perverted Sannin. It was the only language he understood, and that's what Tsunade Had told her.