Naruto: Konoha’s Kanpu

In view of Kabuto’s suspicion of insulting the century-old craftsmanship of the Gekko Clan, Kanpū decided to divide into two groups, one is himself and the other is Kabuto with his clone.

A few seconds later, Kanpū teleported all the way back to the Gekko Mansion smoothly.

‘Home is good…’ Kanpū turned on the electric fan and blew air into his pants, feeling cool in summer.

It wasn't until noon when Kanpū got hungry and went out under the scorching sun, arriving at Ichiraku Ramen. But he didn’t expect to see Kakashi, Guy, Asuma and Kurenai four people as soon as he entered.

These four people are all his seniors. So if they recognized each other, wouldn't he have to call them ‘senpai’ one by one?’

Kanpū pretended not to see them, retracting the step he took towards Ichiraku Ramen's door as if nothing had happened.

“Isn’t it Kanpū?” When Teuchi saw Kanpū, he immediately greeted him with a smile, “Come on in, there are seats available right now.”

Kanpū paused, caught in dilemma.

“Yo! Kanpū, come here!” Guy quickly waved his hand and shouted when he heard Teuchi’s voice.

Kakashi glanced sideways at Kanpū, then pointed to the side with his chopsticks.

Kanpū had no choice but to bit the bullet and walked over: “Hello Kakashi-senpai, hello Guy-senpai, hello Asuma-senpai, hello Kurenai-senpai.”

Asuma looked at Kanpū with a complicated expression.

Many years ago, Kanpū had a conflict with Asuma and his group in the Fire Temple. Although things were resolved later, Asuma, as a senior, had lost face in front of his juniors. Although many years had passed, looking back to it now, there were still some unresolved issues.

“Tenzo is not a mission, so why are you so free?” Kakashi deadpanned: ‘You're not using shadow clones to fool people again, are you?’

“Kakashi-senpai!”

Kanpū’s expression was solemn, and he said righteously, “The Anbu’s mission is confidential, no matter how big or small it is. As the Military Police Force’s Captain, you shouldn't inquire casually.”

‘Hmph…’ Kakashi rolled his eyes and said: “I heard you asked Guy to help train your clansmen?”

“Wuoohh~”

Guy’s blood instantly boiled, “Not only Kanpū’s clansmen, but also Lee!”

After training for a few days, Guy became more and more fond of Lee, and at this point, he was already planning to take him as his disciple.

Kakashi smiled and said: “Guy, what benefits did Kanpū give you?”

“This… nothing.” Guy’s blood slowly cooled.

‘It’s too much…’ Kanpū quickly changed the subject: “Guy-senpai, after Lee graduated from the Academy, why don’t I become his Jonin Instructor?”

When Guy heard this, he was indeed distracted, and said anxiously: “That's not okay! Lee is a talent I like. Although he does not have any talents in Ninjutsu or Genjutsu, and he has no inherent special talents, he is unique and incomparable super genius in my eyes! I believe he will definitely become one of the most outstanding Shinobi!”

Kakashi helplessly scratched his ear: ‘Guy, the idiot, got distracted so easily.’

After finishing lunch, Kakashi went to work at the Military Police Force, and Kanpū followed Guy to train his clansmen.

As for Asuma and Kurenai, they are left on the road.

“Asuma, you seemed to be distracted during the meal just now. Is it because of Kanpū?” Kurenai asked with concern.

Asuma hesitated, and said: “Kind of…”

“Let go of the past and don't think too much about it.” Kurenai knew a little about the matter in the Fire Temple, but Asuma had never told her the details.

Asuma smiled bitterly and said: “I've let go of the past, I'm just feeling nostalgic.”

“Nostalgic about what?” Kurenai was puzzled.

“Nostalgic…”

Asuma rubbed his thick black hair, and said with bitter expression, “That guy Kanpū is obviously our junior, but his strength has far surpassed ours.”

Kurenai said: “Kanpū is proficient in Five-Attributes Ninjutsu and Konoha-Style Kenjutsu, and also has the Transparent Release Kekkei Genkai. Although he is Tokubetsu Jonin like us, his real strength has reached Jonin, or even Elite Jonin-level, right?”

Asuma shook his head and smiled bitterly: “Jonin? You're underestimating him too much. In fact, a few years ago, he already has the strength to fight against Sannin.”

“Fight against Sannin?” Kurenai’s pupils shrank, “Are you talking about…”

“Yeah, that’s right, that Sannin, whose name shakes the Shinobi World!” Asuma took a long breath, then turned to look towards the dumbfounded Kurenai, and said with a smile, “How about that, didn't expect it, did you?”

“Didn’t expect is an understatement…”

Kurenai suppressed the shock in her heart and sighed with emotion, “In that case, none of people in our generation, including Kakashi and Guy, are a match for him.”

‘That isn't necessarily true…’ Asuma suddenly thought of something.

‘No matter what kind of enemy he faces, Kakashi seems to be able to maintain a certain winning percentage.’

‘No matter how strong the enemy is, no matter how weak he is, Kakashi is…’

‘Sigh… maybe it's just my imagination.’

Asuma shook his head and shook off these messy thoughts.

……

On the other end, Kanpū followed Guy to the training ground outside the village, just to see the clansmen sitting under the shade of trees enjoying the coolness.

Seeing this, Guy was furious: “You bastards dare to slack off! All of you, get up and run a hundred laps around the village! If you can't finish it, punch ten thousand times, and if you can't finish it, kick a million times!”

Bang…

The group of people collectively fainted from heatstroke.

Kanpū also felt dizzy: “No way, no way, no way, Guy-senpai, I’ll go first, I’ll leave it to you here.”

The moment the words fall, Kanpū disappears.

‘I can't afford to offend him…’

Back to the mansion’s bedroom, Kanpū turned on the electric fan and continued to blow the wind.

As he continued to blow, Kanpū fell asleep deeply. When the sun set, he was awakened by someone.

“Kanpū-sensei, something bad has happened, you must help me~~” Naruto’s voice was like the kid who usually whined to his robot cat.

“Naruto…”

‘You're really persistent.’

Kanpū opened his eyes weakly: “Tell me, what's going on?”

Naruto wept: “That guy Sasuke… that bastard…he actually, actually …”

Seeing his sorrowful expression that didn’t seem to be fake, a classic scene from the original work suddenly came to Kanpū’s mind, and he couldn't help but be excited… cough, shocked and asked: “Did he kiss you?”

Naruto nodded eagerly, then suddenly reacted and shook his head vigorously: “Kanpū-sensei, what are you talking about?”

“He didn’t?” Kanpū said disappointedly.

Naruto took a deep breath, and then re-brewed his emotions. Tears immediately fell again, and he continued to cry: “It’s much more than that!!”

‘Much more than kissing you…’ Kanpū’s heart skipped a beat: “He kissed Sakura?”

“Almost wu wu wu…” Naruto hugged Kanpū’s thigh and burst into tears.

“Was it a kiss or not?” Kanpū touched Naruto’s head, ‘If it was a kiss, I will take you to dye your hair and make sure that you are the most beautiful cub in the Academy!’

“No, but he, but he…” Naruto tearfully recounted Sasuke's misdeeds in the Academy, adding details while telling it.

Kanpū understands after listening to it.

Previously, when Sakura licked Sasuke, Sasuke looked disgusted. But now, when Sakura licked Sasuke, Sasuke started to lick back.

‘Then this cheating couple is in the class, in front of Naruto…’

‘There’s no way Naruto can stand this grievance!’

“Kanpū-sensei, what should I do?” Naruto asked pitifully.

Kanpū fell silent for a while.

It's hard for anyone to bear seeing their favorite goddess and their least favorite bastard showing off their love in front of them.

‘But how did Sasuke suddenly change so much?’

‘Is it related to the bad idea I gave Shisui and Itachi before?’

Kanpū asked Naruto, but Naruto couldn’t tell why. He only said that Sasuke framed him, then wanted revenge on him, and then it ended like this.

“Kanpū-senseu…” Naruto looked at Kanpū tearfully.

“Naruto, don’t worry, sensei will think of a way.” Kanpū pondered for a moment, and then came up with a bad idea that wasn't a good idea!

That is… makes Sakura change class!

Once Sakura changes class, the interaction between her and Sasuke can be cut off in an instant, and Naruto won't have to worry about it.

‘And after not seeing her for a while, maybe Naruto can let go of Sakura… well, the probability is not very high.’

But there is another advantage of Sakura changing class, that is… to make way for Karin.