Fat sheep Tsunade
Before Sato and Itachi left the village, the Fourth Raikage sent a warning letter to Konoha.
He threatened that Konoha had no right to interfere with Shisui's love life, this letter was sent out using ninja eagles.
Sato and Itachi started their journey the next day.
But they didn't want to reach Konoha too soon, so they went to a bar in the land of fire first.
Itachi found some information which said Tsunade was most likely gambling there.
Sato wanted to see her for only one reason, to check if Itachi was sick, Itachi had died of sickness in the orginal story and Sato wanted to avoid that.
"Sato sama, why are we going to Tsunade sama? I feel fine, there is nothing wrong with my body."
Itachi asked curiously, he had no idea why Sato was so hell bent on getting his body checked by Tsunade.
"My cat senses are telling me you aren't in good health, now shut up and keep running."
Sato randomly found an excuse which wasn't even a good excuse, he simply didn't want to explain.
Itachi was speechless.
Sadly, he couldn't do much if his boss didn't want to say anything to him.
"Then tell me this, how are you going to convince her to treat me? What's your idea?"
"As far as I know, Tsunade sama dosen't care about Konoha anymore, much less Konoha ninjas like me."
Itachi had observed Tsunade's actions in the past, that woman didn't even visit Konoha after nine tails attacked.
She clearly didn't care about the village anymore, so why will she help him check his body for diseases.
*Groan*
Sato groaned, that was a good question, he didn't know the answer to it though.
He was honestly winging it right now, he didn't know enough about Tsunade's state of mind to make a plan.
"I don't know Itachi, you are the anbu here, you think of something."
"If you got nothing, then try seducing her and see if that works, use that handsome face yours."
Itachi looked at Sato in disbelief, his boss said it like it was easy to seduce Senju Tsunade.
Not only was it really hard, he was an Uchiha on top of that, Senju and Uchiha were not friends, not after the second Hokage's rule at least.
His boss was practically setting him up to get punched by Tsunade.
"Sato sama be serious, she is older than my grandmother and I already have someone I Iike."
"Her name is Izumi Uchiha, I like her."
Now it was Sato's turn to be in disbelief, Itachi was so loyal to him that he didn't mind sharing his deepest secrets.
He even didn't tell Izumi that he likes her yet he told him about it first.
At first Sato wanted to use Kotoamatsukami on someone else, but he was glad that he used it on Itachi.
"Man, talk about being a winner in life, good looking face, great talent, amazing parents, a demigod younger brother and a girlfriend too!"
"You are an real fool to spy on them for that shaggy old Hokage."
Itachi twitched his eyes, after switching his master under Kotoamatsukami, even he found his previous actions ridiculous.
He was brainwashed badly by the Third Hokage.
But soon something Sato just said struck him as odd.
"By the way, you said that I have a demigod younger brother...?"
"What does that mean, how is Sasuke a demigod?"
Sato froze then waved his hand angrily, Itachi was too observant for his own good.
Sato had become careless after Itachi asked him so many questions and slipped up by mistake.
But he really couldn't help it, he was extremely relaxed with Itachi.
Itachi was the first person in this world whom he could completely trust.
All this time he had to pretend that everything was fine, but he couldn't fully trust anyone, it was too risky.
Even his sister could be put under a genjutsu and might reveal his secrets, yet he had no such concerns with Itachi.
Kotoamatsukami takes priority over everything, even the strongest control justu, edo tensei, had a lower priority than Kotoamatsukami.
Which means no matter who controls Itachi, Itachi will never reveal his secrets, it was literally impossible to happen, Kotoamatsukami always wins when it comes to controlling people.
The only genjutsu which might overpower Kotoamatsukami was the Infinite Tsukuyomi, but that justu doesn't even exist right now.
Still, Sato didn't want to give Itachi more information than needed.
"I meant to say that your father is known as Evil Eye Fugaku, ninjas are told to run on sight if they meet him, he is like a god to them."
"The only other person in this world who had that kind of reputation was the yellow falsh, Konoha's fourth Hokage."
Sato smiled and casually made up an excuse.
"So if your father is a god, then your brother is obviously a demigod, now stop asking stupid questions, I was speaking randomly."
Itachi frowned, he didn't think this was the real reason but he didn't ask anymore, they had almost reached the bar Tsunade was at.
"That's the place, let's transform Sato sama, they won't let us in like this."
Itachi and Sato then hid themselves and transformed into different forms.
Itachi transformed into a random man and Sato transformed into his adult body.
"Let's go in."
Sato said in a magnetic voice, he patted Itachi on the shoulder and they walked into the bar.
After going inside the bar, they found Tsunade gambling with a rough looking man, the man was easily winning everything Tsunade had.
She was on a bad losing streak, if anyone gambled like she was doing, they would lose everything including their underwear and get kicked out of the bar.
Yet she didn't care, she gambled like this daily, until everything she owned was completely gone.
Sato and Itachi stood still for a few seconds and observed Tsunade, then they walked over to her table.
After seeing her mental state Sato had made a rough plan, he was 60% confident he would be able to convince her.
"Leave, we have some business with her."
Sato ordered the man who was gambling with Tsunade in a commanding tone, the man turned to look at Sato with anger.
"Piss off mate, I ain't leaving this fat sheep, everyone knows she always loses all her bets."
"I'll make millions betting against her-"
*Click*
Just when the man was speaking, the dice Tsunade threw out rolled a six.
"-She won?! What the hell! How could she win! She's the legendary fat sheep!"
"Aye mate, did you see her cheat? She must have cheated right?!"
The man was in disbelief, he was holding his hair in shock, he had just lost everything he owned.
This was a big bet and the fat sheep somehow won.
*Twitch*
But when he saw his opponent's face, he found out that Tsunade didn't have the joy of winning.
'I won.. something bad is going to happen.. whenever I win something bad always happens.'
Tsunade was upset, she quickly took the money, told the man to get lost and called Shizune.
"Shizune, we are leaving."
Just when she was about to get up, Sato sat down on the seat before her.
"I would appreciate if you didn't leave so soon."
Sato said in his patient magnetic voice.
Tsunade frowned and turned towards the man, she stared at his multicolored eyes for a while before saying.
"I don't want to gamble anymore, come back tomorrow."
Sato didn't care and put his hand on the table, he lowered his head, staring right back at Tsunade.
"No, I think you will be quite interested in what I have to say."
Veins popped up on Tsunade's forehead, she was in a bad mood after winning her gamble, now Sato was pissing her off.
She no longer wanted to talk, now her hands would talk.
"Get lost!"
Tsunade threw a powerful punch towards Sato, he was obviously a ninja, he should be able to dodge it.
Weirdly, Sato didn't even try to dodge, he punched back immediately.
*Thump!*
A low thumping noise echoed around the bar, everyone looked at Tsunade's table and saw that nothing was broken, so they looked away.
Only Tsunade was silent, she knew how scary this clash was.
Sato had perfectly timed his punch with hers, his strength was exactly the same as hers too, this was why nothing around then was damaged, the forces cancelled each other out.
If his punch wasn't synchronised with hers, this table would have been shattered.
This man was a Kage level ninja, Tsunade concluded.
"Who are you..? What do you want from me?"
Tsunade folded her hands and sat back down, this was it, she was sure this man was the reason she had won that gamble.
He was the bad thing which was going to happen to her, now all that was left to see was how she badly was going to suffer...