Naruto: Guanyin - The Passionate Soul of Konoha

Jijibo and others were listening to Guanyin bragging about how much allowance she got a month, how very little work she did, and how great Konoha was. Jijibo was so excited that he wished he could take all his brothers to Konoha right away.

Guanyin quickly stopped them and said, "Go wash up first. With the shit on your body, you will probably be beaten before you even reach the village gate."

Ji Ji Bo and others didn't say anything and went back to wash up before leaving.

A total of ten people died this time, all of them committed suicide, but Jijibo and the other bandits didn't say anything. Those who come here to be bandits are always worried and fearful. If they don't even have strong psychological endurance, what's the point of being a bandit?

Isn't it just shit that was spilled all over me? Haha, Jijibo accidentally licked it during the fight and didn't say anything. So this is what shit tastes like, a little bitter. c, what am I thinking about? Jijibo on the road fell to the ground and vomited violently.

Guanyin then led everyone on their journey again.

"Boy, where did you get your Sharingan?" Guanyin was driving in the driver's seat, and Kakuzu stood beside him and asked puzzledly.

"How about colored contact lenses? 1,000 silver taels each. The quality and sales in the village are pretty good. The young men in the village usually wear them to show off. Look, I have some white contact lenses in my bag, would you like to try them?" Guanyin freed one hand and took off the colored contact lenses on her own eyes.

Kakuzu shuddered... This kind of thing is actually sold in the village? How come he, the financial manager, didn't know about it? Kakuzu shook his head and returned to his seat.

Anyway, he can't stand this kind of thing...Aren't you afraid of going blind if you put this in your eyeballs?

"Black Zetsu, why are you carrying a bucket of...that stuff with you when you come out?" Kakuzu looked at Black Zetsu beside him, and asked uncomfortably when he thought of the bucket of shit he took out just now.

"I don't have any chakra right now, so I usually carry some to protect myself when I go out." Black Zetsu said calmly.

Kakuzu could feel a hint of sadness from Black Zetsu's words...

How much suffering did this child have to endure to think of carrying something like that with him...

Uchiha Changjiang's face was full of resentment at the moment. Kakuzu glanced at him inadvertently and found that the magatama on Uchiha Changjiang's Sharingan was spinning. Kakuzu shuddered and hurriedly moved away from him.

As for why Uchiha Changjiang sat here...

Everyone in the car saw the heroic figure of the disabled old man just now. The disabled old man had just been pushed into the car by Kakuzu. The aunties who were originally chatting enthusiastically with Uchiha Changjiang immediately took the disabled old man over, and said one by one, "You are so awesome! You were a ninja when you were young!" and so on, and squeezed Uchiha Changjiang out.

Uchiha Changjiang was so angry. When he was squeezed out just now, the silly smile on the disabled old man's face and the disdainful look he gave him inadvertently made Uchiha Changjiang, who had been fighting for a lifetime, feel greatly insulted.

He wasn't this angry even when his son was beaten.

Kakuzu took out his cell phone and sent a message to Orochi Lu.

Money is life: is it there?

Money Tree (Science First): In.

Money is life: Can this bus be shrunk and sold in the village?

Cash Cow (Science First): Yes, but we don't have the materials. We need to import a lot of metals from the black market or merchants from other countries. This bus has almost used up half a year's supply of metals.

Money is life: Post a mission and hire some ninjas to buy on the black market. Go to the black market base in Tianzhikuni. Find the person in charge. Tell him that it is the Black-faced Demon who wants to buy it, and he will give you a discount. You can't trust those merchants. They act like they have never seen money. The things they sell are extremely expensive, and they won't even give you a 10% discount. The black market is still better.

Cash Cow (Science First): ....Okay.

Kakuzu then happily put down his phone, full of hope for the future.

Along the way, Guanyin did not encounter any danger and arrived at their destination, the Kingdom of Hot Springs.

There are not many countries in the ninja world that are open to the outside world now. The Land of Hot Springs is one of them. They rely on outsiders to soak in hot springs and consume to maintain the country's income.

"Everyone line up. Hey you, put on your Little Red Riding Hood. Otherwise we won't be able to find you later." Kakuzu pointed at everyone after getting off the bus.

Guanyin parked the car at the gate of Yunokuni City, a place specially used for parking the carriages of merchants and guests.

"That... that... distinguished foreign guest... this... this is... is it your carriage?" The uncle who was in charge of guarding the carriage parking area looked at the huge thing in front of him... He had been watching carriages all his life and said that he had never seen anything like this.

"Of course, you have protected the safety of the carriage, right?" Guanyin nodded. They parked the carriage, and I parked the car. They are all cars, so why can't we park here? Right.

"Yes...but...you..." The man swallowed his saliva. Although they have special people to look after it, but this...such a big carriage...he really can't keep an eye on it...

"That's no problem. I'm Uchiha Horrible Dung, and this is my carriage. If I come here later and find that my carriage is missing, I will hold you in the Land of Hot Springs accountable." Guanyin turned her head and put on her contact lenses, then turned her head and opened her Sharingan and said in a sinister tone.

"....." People were dumbfounded...

Guanyin didn't care about that. She went to a larger hot spring hotel with Kakuzu, Black Zetsu and a group of people to enjoy the hot spring.

The man came to his senses and saw that everyone was gone, so he quickly asked someone to wait here while he went to report his name, saying that Uchiha Horror Dung was here.

Guanyin registered everything and let everyone go to the hot springs.

When registering, the owner of the hot spring hotel pointed at Black Zetsu and asked if it was a man or a woman so that he could arrange for it to go to a male or female hot spring. Black Zetsu was definitely neither male nor female. Guanyin also answered truthfully.

The boss would be embarrassed.. This thing is neither male nor female... How to arrange it... Go to the women's bath? Come on, he doesn't want to open this hot spring anymore? Go to the men's bath? What if the customers in the men's bath have any objections?

Just like that, the boss fell into deep thought.

After three minutes of brainstorming, the boss made the decision.

He immediately took Black Zetsu to the back, picked up a shovel, dug a hole about two square meters, and poured some water into it.

A sign was hung next to the pit.

[Pet-specific hot spring bath]

Black Zetsu was so angry that he almost killed the boss on the spot.