Naruto: Eat this fruit and we will be brothers

"Sea God Cannon!"

With one punch, Qi Hai sent Otada Momonosuke flying from the east side of the street to the west.

Using Haiye as a betting subject? Absolutely unacceptable!

Strolling casually along the sandy streets of Sunagakure, Qi Hai wrinkled his nose. The environment here was just too terrible.

Wait... He felt like he had forgotten something.

Smack!

He slapped his forehead. He'd forgotten to check on "Wallet Big Sis," Pakura.

Recently, Sunagakure's ninjas had given him a shopping voucher that allowed him to enjoy unlimited food, drinks, and entertainment within the village. Life had been nothing short of blissful. After all, his time training like a turtle on Haiye Hill had been relaxing but undeniably tough.

Sunagakure Central Hospital.

In the room next to Rasa's, who was still wrapped up like a mummy, Qi Hai arrived holding a bouquet of carnations he'd "bought" using his voucher.

"Excuse me, Ninja Big Sis, I came late—huh? Why is there a mummy here?" Qi Hai exclaimed in surprise.

Pakura was wrapped up just as tightly as Rasa. While her injuries had long healed, the doctors insisted she stay under observation for another month. This was, of course, under Rasa's orders. He didn't want Pakura meddling and causing trouble with his plan to attack Konoha.

Pakura, annoyed but unable to move, pouted angrily. Her bright, expressive eyes made her look even more charming.

"Hey, kid, talk to me! I'm so bored!" Pakura said, clearly a chatterbox.

Qi Hai placed the carnations on the windowsill.

"Sure," he replied, willing to humor his "wallet."

Pakura cut straight to the point: "How old are you, kid?"

"Fifteen."

"Fifteen? That's so young!" Pakura frowned. Her apprentice Yura was already 24, making the age gap a bit much. "I heard you defeated the Kazekage?"

By now, everyone in Sunagakure knew about Qi Hai's victory. The crowd at the time had been too large to keep the incident a secret.

Scratching the back of his head, Qi Hai replied humbly, "It was just luck."

As a cultured man from Huaxia, Qi Hai adhered to the principle of humility. No need to brag; he needed time to develop further.

But despite his modesty, Qi Hai's two-part plan was already in motion.

Plan One:

The first phase was temporary—test the strength of the Kazekage to gauge his own power in the Naruto world.

The result? With the abilities of the Sea-Sea Fruit, mastery of the three types of Haki, and the Navy's Six Powers, Qi Hai easily dominated one of the Five Kage.

Conclusion: Power from the One Piece world is absolute in the Naruto world!

At the very least, he no longer needed to play the role of a weakling.

Still, Qi Hai wasn't complacent. His university roommates had warned him about Naruto's overpowered characters. Somewhere out there, game-breaking freaks capable of world destruction were lurking.

And he had no idea who they were or where they might appear. Having never watched Naruto, Qi Hai was cautious.

What if they were small fries right now, only to grow into monsters later—like Luffy or Zoro in One Piece? They might look weak now, but someday, they'd trample on legends and topple overlords.

Plan Two:

This long-term strategy was ambitious: The Devil Fruit Invasion Plan.

According to this grand design, Qi Hai would introduce Devil Fruits to the Naruto world. He planned to feed these gross-tasting fruits to anyone who might have overpowered potential—Kage-level ninjas, powerful up-and-comers, or those with protagonist energy.

As a Sea-Sea Fruit user, Qi Hai could permanently counter all Devil Fruit users. This made him the "parent" of these would-be overpowered characters, the ultimate cheat-killer, and the ruler of all!

This was Qi Hai's ambition: to become the supreme King of Cheats, a beacon of balance in a world of chaos.

Laughing maniacally at the brilliance of his plan, Qi Hai's unsettling chuckles echoed through the hospital.

"Wahahahaha! Wahahahaha~ hic—"

Pakura stared, dumbfounded.

"It's just a win against the Kazekage," she thought. "You called it luck, and I thought you were modest. But now you're laughing like a maniac. Is this necessary?"

Meanwhile, Rasa, who was secretly watching through a sand-crafted third eye, was livid.

He regretted making this rascal a jōnin. Worse, he feared for Temari and Kankurō, worrying Qi Hai would corrupt them.

"This brat has no respect for elders! I'm the Kazekage! What's so funny? Do I, the Kazekage, not deserve dignity?"

After an hour of Pakura's incessant chatter about bizarre topics like dating older women and favorite hair colors, Qi Hai finally made his escape.

"Wallet Big Sis, it's getting late. I need to go train. I'll visit you next time!"

Pakura, annoyed by the nickname but still smiling, replied, "Alright, Jōnin Qi Hai. See you next time."

"Jōnin Qi Hai?" Qi Hai paused, puzzled.

Was that a mistake?

But he didn't overthink it. His daily training awaited.

Outside the hospital.

Qi Hai noticed two "tails" following him. Though they thought their stealth skills were flawless, they were completely exposed to his Observation Haki.

Qi Hai didn't confront them. After all, what was there to fear? He had already defeated the Kazekage!

Finding an open field, Qi Hai began his training routine. In the One Piece world, where there was no chakra, power relied entirely on physical fitness and ability.

If he slacked off, he'd grow weaker. And if he grew weaker, how could he maintain order in this cheat-filled Naruto world?

"Alright, let's start with 10,000 push-ups! Yo-sha! One!"

"9,852! 9,853!"

"10,000!"

From a distance, the two Sunagakure ANBU watching were stunned.

"Is this... taijutsu training? How is this even possible?"

"No wonder he beat the Kazekage!"

"Now, 500 laps around this field!" Qi Hai shouted, full of energy.

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