Naruto : Chad Uchiha

After making sure every one was ok , my parents went of to check on their relatives to see how they doing and if they need any help. A lot ninja died today, a lot of houses where destroyed but it didn't seem like any civilians where hurt. The Uchiha ninja rather die than let their people die I guess. One good point about the Uchiha that I liked.

The unpaid interns where all sleepy so I sent them to go sleep since it was midnight. After all non of them had relations with the village. I myself also went to sleep after making a shadow clone to follow my parents in case anything happened.

The next day I woke up to some one banging on the door . It was one of the Uchiha police he said : " you been summoned by the clan leader to discuss the events of yesterday and how to move forward. Please come with us to the clan headquarters." I sighed and agreed to go . Even if I didn't want to be involved to much in the clan they where still my clan. I had to many clan mambers who supported my business and where relatives to let the clan die.

Outside the clan headquarters I saw little sauake saying " let me in , I need to take revenge on Itachi for ruining the clan name and taking fathers arm" . I laughed and said to the kid " kids like you need to go get ice cream and chill , the serious business is handled by us men . You goto grow some pubic hair before you talk about killing Itachi. " If only he knows he was fated to be a femboy with zero body hair. LMAO

He asked " who are old man to tell me what to do. you aren't even a ninja .you don't have a headband ." The guard near promptly said " little Sasuke he is Arnold Uchiha he is the strongest Uchiha, of our generation. With out any ninjutstu or clan resources. He has reached levels of strength make everyone fear him . His strength was not known till yesterday where he killed one S class ninja and stopped the other one . He is the definition of strength."

Sasukes mouth hit the floor. And said " old man teach me , I need to take revenge " I looked at him and squeezed his arms and said " look at these arms look at these muscles , you are unworthy of being a follower of the muscle god . You look like a femboy. You have to be a proper man to follow my teachings . My power stems from being a true man and a devoted follower of the muscle god"

Sasuke got angry but I left to the inside with a couple of the guards laughing. I entered the main meeting room where is saw shisui, a patched up fugaku and some of the clan elders. They where discussing about clan damages when I barged in and said " what does the clan need with week civilian like me , I'm just a humble business man doing business " fugaku looked at me and said " stoping joking around, after last night everyone knows you are the strongest person in the village. Ninja or not your strength gives you voting rights and responsibilities in the clan. The reason we called you today was to ask you if you want to be the clan leader? While I myself is against it but the clan tradition has always been the strongest Uchiha is the clan leader unless the strongest refuses. I also have to step down as leader since I no longer can hold that position with the shame Itachi has given me."

I went into deep thought , should I accept? On one hand I could make the entire Uchiha clan my workhorse on the other hand I would be responsible for them. While I was a business man who overworked my workers I still made sure most my workers could live a life without fear. Being the clan leader would mean I would have complete control over clan matters and resource allocation and clan ninja.

I thought about it for a bit and came to the conclusion why not be the clan leader. I will just dump all the work on shisui and my unpaid interns. But I would give all responsibility of clan ninja to fugaku till I made up my mind if I wanted to be responsible for killing machines known as ninjas .

I told fugaku " I accept that position but you will be responsible for all ninja matters , I don't want to be associated with ninjas. The clan it self from now will move from being a clan based on ninjas to clan based on business. " All the elders raised their voices and complained saying that is not the Uchiha way . I said " the Uchiha way got you all in the corner of the village with maniac coming to kill all the Uchiha with our own clan successor joining him. The Uchiha way is nothing more than a fart in the wind." Before they could start arguing again I said " shisui Uchiha will be the second in command and will handle all matters unless my presence is absolutely necessary, now now shisui handle these angry boomers while I go eat ice cream and hit the gym. I can't get these bad boys getting small." Before shisui could say anything I dashed out the door.

If they think I'm gonna spend a minute of my time in useless meeting convincing boomers they are delusional.