Naruto : All Genders are reversed except for me

Being constantly monitored left Naruto utterly speechless.

After cursing Danzo and the Third Hokage a thousand times in his heart, Naruto made his way back to the bustling streets of Konoha.

At 7 PM, the streets of Konoha were still alive with people, groups of three or five chatting and moving about in harmony.

However, this harmony shattered the moment Naruto appeared.

The sight of the "Fox Demon's child" caused many to frown, whispering to their children, "Stay away from that person" and other similar warnings.

> Ding! Received 1 negative emotion point from a Konoha villager.

Ding! Received 1 negative emotion point from a Konoha villager.

Ding! Received 1 negative emotion point from a Konoha villager.

This time, Naruto wasn't angry. Instead, he appeared calm and focused. After strolling down just two streets, he had amassed a substantial amount of negative emotion points.

"System panel."

> [Golden Shovel System Panel]

Host: Uzumaki Naruto

Negative Points: 698

Shock Points: 560

Ryo: 90

Talent: Insight Vision LV1

[Qian Ruyi Search Function] (Inactive)

System Space: (0/100 slots)

Seeing the totals for negative points and shock points, Naruto's face lit up with joy.

"Sasuke really is a treasure trove of a girl," Naruto remarked as he followed the street signs, slowly distancing himself from the areas he usually frequented. "Just one fight brought me 560 shock points, and my negative points are now up to 698."

He glanced at the canvas bag slung over his back. "Once I sell this at a ninja tool shop, I'll have 20,000 ryo. If I push myself a bit, I might even unlock the system's search function tonight!"

Negative emotion points were easy to accumulate—just walking around town was enough.

But shock points… Naruto frowned. Earning those was much trickier. The 560 shock points he currently had were largely thanks to defeating Sasuke and startling both Sasuke and the ANBU jonin who had been monitoring him.

As Naruto strolled along the street, the system's prompt suddenly sounded in his ear.

> Ding! Detected the Third Hokage's jutsu observing your movements. Please remain vigilant!

"That old schemer. Why isn't he peeping at the women's bathhouse instead of keeping an eye on me all day?"

Wait...

Bathhouse?

Bathhouse!

A bolt of lightning seemed to strike Naruto's mind.

Suddenly, Naruto's face lit up with a sunny smile. Without hesitation, he dashed down a nearby street. A few quick leaps later, he climbed a low wall and disappeared.

The two ANBU jonin tailing him frowned and immediately followed in pursuit.

But when they finally caught up, they nearly popped their eyes out of their sockets.

Naruto was nowhere to be seen. Instead, a hunched old man with a canvas bag had appeared in their view.

This old man, short and frail, had liver spots dotting his wrinkled face. His expression was downright lecherous as he peered intently through the gaps in a row of wooden boards.

"Th-Third Hokage?"

"That damned kid dared to transform into the Third Hokage!"

The two ANBU were stunned at first, then their faces darkened with frustration.

They were too busy to know exactly what "Naruto-as-the-Third-Hokage" was peeping at, but thankfully, one of their team members belonged to the Hyuga clan.

The team leader nodded. "Use Byakugan to check what's going on."

"Understood."

With a soft chant, the Hyuga ninja activated their Byakugan.

The entire scene behind the wooden boards instantly became crystal clear. But the moment the Hyuga ninja saw what was happening, their face flushed red, and they hurriedly deactivated their Byakugan, their gaze flustered.

"What's in there?" the team leader demanded with a frown.

"It's… It's the women's section of the bathhouse," the Hyuga ninja stammered, embarrassed.

The team leader's face turned pitch black.

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Meanwhile, in the Hokage's office.

Sarutobi Hiruzen was also observing Naruto's every move. Reports from the ANBU had mentioned that Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke had gone to the Uchiha clan grounds together, which had given Hiruzen a foreboding feeling.

But upon using his Telescope Jutsu, Hiruzen found that Naruto had already left the Uchiha grounds and was now wandering the busy streets of Konoha.

Then, just as Naruto disappeared from view, Hiruzen managed to locate him again—and despite his age and experience, he was utterly shocked and enraged.

"That brat! Is he trying to tarnish my reputation as the Third Hokage?!"

Hiruzen groaned in frustration. "Why would I, the esteemed Third Hokage, stoop so low as to peep at the women's bathhouse?"

Yet, as the crystal ball's view shifted to the bathhouse interior, the sight before him was… breathtaking.

Hiruzen felt a sudden heat in his nose, and two streaks of red ran down his face.

"Ah… It's all Naruto's fault! I swore I'd restrain myself!"

Hiruzen clutched his nose and stormed out of the office.

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At the same time, Naruto, still disguised as Hiruzen and playing the part of a lecherous peeper, was greeted by a series of system notifications.

> Ding! Received 90 shock points and 90 negative emotion points from an ANBU jonin!

Ding! Received 90 shock points and 90 negative emotion points from an ANBU jonin!

"Nice! Shock points and negative points coming in at the same time?" Naruto grinned.

Before he could finish his words---

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[System Notification: Received 200 Shock Points and 200 Negative Emotion Points from the Third Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen!]

[System Notification: Surveillance vision from the 'Telescope Jutsu' has disappeared.]

Hearing the notification, Naruto thought to himself, "System Panel."

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[Golden Shovel System Panel]

Host: Uzumaki Naruto

Negative Emotion Points: 1,078

Shock Points: 940

Currency: 90 ryo

Talent: Vision Insight LV1

[Qian Ruyi Search Function] (Inactive)

System Space: (0/100 slots)

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Seeing the 1,078 Negative Emotion Points and 940 Shock Points, Naruto felt immensely satisfied.

"Release."

Poof!

A puff of smoke erupted around him, dispelling his Transformation Jutsu. After thinking for a moment, Naruto formed a new hand seal. "Transform."

This time, Naruto transformed into an ordinary young man. Slinging the canvas bag over his shoulder, he casually made his way back to the bustling street, heading toward a ninja tool shop.

Naruto's antics left the two ANBU operatives tailing him utterly exasperated. Monitoring such mundane behavior was sheer torture.

"What is he even trying to do?"

"Sigh, just follow him."

Swish, swish, swish…

The two figures disappeared into the shadows, continuing their pursuit.

When they finally saw Naruto—disguised as a random young man—enter the ninja tool shop, their confusion deepened.

"He's just selling ninja tools. Why all the theatrics?"

Yet, Naruto had his reasons. If he didn't go through these lengths, selling the tools in person would be impossible. Given his reputation, not only would people accuse him of stealing, but they might also outright refuse to deal with him. He couldn't afford to take such risks.

The tools he carried weren't ordinary. After all, the Uchiha clan was one of Konoha's most prominent families. Their kunai and shuriken were of top-notch quality.

Additionally, these particular tools were Itachi and Sasuke's private stash. Since they had never been used in battle, they were in near-pristine condition with minimal wear.

However, business was business.

The shopkeeper, seeing Naruto as just another young man, immediately tried to lowball him, offering only 40% of the original price for the kunai and shuriken.

Naruto instantly realized the owner was trying to take advantage of him. He wasn't about to let that happen.

"Hmph! You're offering only 40% of the original price? Forget it, I'll just take my tools to another shop."

With an indignant tone, Naruto grabbed his canvas bag and turned to leave.

The shopkeeper panicked and quickly reached out to stop him, laughing nervously. "Wait, wait! Don't go, my friend. Let's discuss this calmly, shall we?"

In the end, the deal was struck: 10 kunai and 10 shuriken were sold for 1,500 ryo, at a 50% rate instead of the initial 40%. Naruto walked away with a hefty 20,000 ryo in hand.

"Take care, my friend! If you ever have more tools like this, remember to come back. Fair prices guaranteed—honest business for all!" the shopkeeper called out, grinning as Naruto left.