My Summons Are Weird

Chapter 30



Chapter 30: Sirius’S Cooking

Andrew didn’t flip the table, nor did he plan to warm up with Sigrid. His education and the pride of the nobles did not allow him to do such a vulgar behavior.

Compared with these two actions, Andrew hoped that after Lu Yu could not answer his own question perfectly and his identity was revealed, his servants would wrap a rope around Lu Yu’s neck and lead him to the street.

Andrew sat down, facing the tempting meal, he was extremely reserved, his sharp eyes fixed firmly on Lu Yu’s face.

Lu Yu ignored Andrew’s aggressive gaze, he finished his lunch slowly, and drank another bowl of delicious beef broth.

If Andrew hadn’t been there, he would have hiccupped in delight.

Lu Yu got up and led Andrew to the front hall.

After taking his seat again, Lu Yu picked up a handkerchief and wiped his mouth, squinting at Andrew.

“You have a lot of questions, ask them one by one, or I will answer them, can you remember?”

After speaking, Lu Yu waved his hand.

Sigrid left and returned, quill, ink, and paper were placed in front of Andrew.

“Teach you a little knowledge, the human brain will deceive you, and sometimes ‘fabricate’ some vague and non-existent memories based on your own guesses.”

“I don’t want to face a lot of criticism because of your poor memory, Viscount.”

Andrew picked up the pen and said righteously: “If your identity is correct, then it is the best. The kingdom has always been friendly to nobles from other countries.”

Lu Yu didn’t bother to entangle with friendly or unfriendly, and waved his hand again: “Let’s start asking.”

Andrew recalled the words of his teacher, old Drake, and began to ask.

“Your Excellency Lu Yu, let’s talk about it first, what country was your title conferred?”

Sigrid looked nervously at her master.

Who else knows better than her that the owner of the house is not a jazz at all, just an ordinary person, and everything he does now is acting.

He was cautious, not wanting to cause trouble, but now he is being questioned because of a title.

Sigrid was thinking about a countermeasure.

If Andrew finds a flaw, maybe he can make the first move?

Thinking of this, she walked out of the front hall with a smile, served tea to Andrew in the name of making tea, and then stood not far behind him.

Lu Yu didn’t know Sigrid’s plan, but officially entered the state.

“Siris.”

Andrew took the pen and wrote the word Sirius on the paper.

“Is this the land and country that gave birth to you?”

“Yes.”

Andrew raised his head, and suddenly there was a strong curiosity in his blue eyes.

“Where is Sirius?”

Lu Yu just found it funny. If he told Andrew that he was in another world, how would he feel?

“I don’t know where Sirius is. My trip was entirely by accident.”

Immediately afterwards, he made up a youth version of the Lulutis Lab explosion, but with a little richer details.

As Andrew wrote down, he was shocked by the coincidences that happened to Lu Yu and his amazing luck.

Entering the depths of the underground palace full of magic power, he encountered the army commanded by the Goblin King, and blew up the underground palace with magic to stop it, causing a chain collapse. Before being buried alive, he fought with the Goblin King to the altar and killed the brother. King Brin activates the broken altar with his blood, and finally teleports away in the moment of the explosion caused by the surge of magic…

Andrew rubbed the corners of his eyes, looked at the details he had written down, and sorted them out a little.

“That is to say, you triggered the broken teleportation magic because of an accidental ritual… Then this teleportation magic provided an unstable boost due to the huge magic disruption, and finally teleported you to an unknown place in one breath?”

It makes sense, but it’s a bit reluctant.

Andrew also knew that this kind of thing was difficult to question, because he couldn’t verify it, so he turned his search to the details that could easily expose the liar’s flaws.

“What is the title that Sirius was conferred by Sirius?”

“Marquis.”

Lu Yu originally set himself the template of a duke, but he felt it was too high-profile, so he downgraded himself a title.

The quill in Andrew’s hand trembled, and the ink flung an arc on the paper.

“Marquis?” Andrew verified.

“Yes, Marquis, and I am different from you. I have my own territory, and I have been given the responsibility of pioneering and reclaiming wasteland by the king of Seris.”

Lu Yu smiled, fully admiring Andrew’s embarrassment.

With the books left in the mansion and his observations during this period, Lu Yu can be considered to have figured out some of the doorways of the Yas Kingdom.

Yas I purged the surrounding small countries and small lords. The purpose was to establish a feudal system that concentrated power on himself and did not rely on the feudal lord system to maintain authority.

In other words, the vassals of Yas Kingdom who do not engage my vassals are not my vassals.

Everything in this land belongs to the Yas royal family.

However, Yas I obviously failed to do it. From some records he read, it can be seen that he encountered great resistance.

What the lords who have been integrated into the Yas Kingdom need is a powerful “city-state” to shelter them, the landlords who rule in their respective lands.

They don’t need a “tyrant” who will cancel his land title, confiscate and disband their army.

The price of maintaining the rule of the Yas Kingdom is the recognition of the legitimacy of these foreign lords.

As strong as Yas I has reached this stage, he does not dare to continue to change. Once the core interests of the major nobles are involved, they will quickly unite and attack the royal city for their own interests.

It is also because of this that Yas I issued that decree.

“The major lords are prohibited from building the outer walls of the city-state.”

Forcing free people to move closer to the royal city, weakening the power of each territory.

When Yas II was on the throne, he who inherited the will of the first generation was extremely strict with the canonization of lords. Even the canonization was his direct line, and he completely obeyed himself.

It also started from this period.

There are not a few lords in the royal city, but the ones who really have the right to speak and influence are the lords who have private territories.

The gap between the real and the virtual is obvious.

Andrew, the viscount, has a family in the royal city, and even the land is a gift from the royal family. It is not a gift in the form of a canonization, but a proper virtual lord.

When Lu Yu first learned about such chaotic information, he exclaimed in disbelief.

This Yas King City is the ultimate stitch monster that integrates slavery, lordship, monarchy, and three systems into one.

The royal family wants to completely transform into an autocratic monarchy, while the nobles try to make up for the lordship system.

The wrestling between the two parties has led to this wonderful situation.

With such a chaotic situation, they actually maintained it for nearly 50 years… Should I say it’s not easy for everyone?

The first place in the ultimate pull!

Marquis, a real lord with territory, these two points put a lot of pressure on Andrew.

“I don’t know what is so special about the area around Sirius’s Kingdom, Lord Marquis?”

Lu Yu thought without hesitation: “Scythe, hammer and street lamp.”

Andrew was stunned for a few seconds, then said embarrassingly, “What you said is also available in Yas Kingdom. Is there any difference?”

Lu Yu laughed: “Just kidding.”

After thinking about it for a while, Lu Yu said: “In our place, electricity is an element that can be tamed. People put it into pipes and connect it to thousands of households to provide them with lighting.”

“People don’t use stoves anymore, torches are used for lighting.”

Andrew wrote quickly, and after he finished writing, he looked at the words he had recorded in a daze.

“Siris’s magic power is so enriched, or are you near an inexhaustible lightning element field?

“Your resources can actually support such a huge project, what a huge number of magicians are needed to control and adjust these ‘pipes’?”

He didn’t ask these doubts out, but secretly remembered them, waiting to find the loopholes in the next answers and expose these lies in one fell swoop.

Andrew doesn’t believe that there is such a fantastic country in this world.

The magician who can control thunder and lightning wastes so much magic power to provide “illumination” for the people at the bottom.

Aren’t torches and cheap scale powder burning sticks enough?

The people at the bottom end of the sun, and only adventurers who need to take risks will be active at night, and they will not need the elements of lightning that flow into those pipes.

This clumsy lie was so absurd and ridiculous that Andrew couldn’t bear to expose Lu Yu, a noble liar, to see what kind of jokes could be thrown out of his mind full of Miao thoughts.

Lu Yu also realized that this was something beyond the thinking logic of this world, so he remembered his mistake at this moment, and then he stopped talking about ‘scientific magic description”, but talked about the practice of various kinds of food .

Blood duck, Dongan chicken, fried double crispy oil, sea cucumber braised with spring onion, rock candy elbow, beer fish, small crispy pork, fat liver tip, braised pork, pepper chicken, cumin mutton, taro pork, mushroom beef…

Some are homely and some are not.

Not only did Lu Yu talk about it, but he also picked out a few dishes that Andrew swallowed when he heard the name.

Thanks to the school cafeteria for raising enough food for ancient gods, Lu Yu’s dormitory started a culinary arms race in the study of food. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

So much so that at this moment he only needs to think back to the cooking video that everyone watched together before to recall the practice.

“Guru…”

Lu Yu’s narration was interrupted.

Andrew, who was writing with a pen, didn’t raise his head.

Lu Yu felt it was time, and asked Sigrid to go to the kitchen to get some food and another dish.

A small table was placed beside Andrew, and after Sigrid was done, Lu Yu pouted.

“Viscount Andrew, in Sirius, we are very particular about what we eat. Since you want to judge the authenticity of my identity, why don’t you try our meals yourself?”

Andrew raised his head, first glanced at the tomato brisket and garlic beef on the table, then quickly glanced at Sigrid and Lu Yu.

He swallowed, stood up, and gave Lu Yu a respectful salute.

Andrew pulled the table closer to the small table where he was taking notes, picked up his rice bowl and started eating.

Lu Yu glanced proudly at the shadow not far away.

“He ate my meal, and things will be much easier after that.”

“What, you drugged him?” Lulutis exclaimed in the chat room.

Lu Yu was choked by Lulutis.

Are you such a despicable person?

Seeing that Andrew had eaten half a bowl of rice, Lu Yu asked kindly.

“How about the cooking skills of our Seris?”

When Andrew heard this, his face was a little red.

He said cautiously: “No… Yes, it would be even better if there was a bowl of soup… The rice the Marquis eats doesn’t seem to be very easy to swallow…”

It’s no wonder that you can swallow well. It’s all cold. Just now I asked you to eat it while it was still hot, but who’s to blame?


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