My house collapsed from the top, and the system just came?

"Brothers, go watch a movie!"

"It's a must-see. I'm still looking forward to the two movies on New Year's Day."

"The advertisement is so powerful, no matter what, I have to support it."

"What are you going to see?"

"I still like Brother Mo, and I will definitely support "Kung Fu"."

"I have already bought a ticket for "Fortress", China's first science fiction masterpiece. I must watch it."

"..."

On New Year's Day, countless movie fans went into the theater, and basically more than 90% of them went for these two movies.

This is the effect of advertising.

Although many marketing accounts are not very optimistic about "Kung Fu" and its online reputation is average, many people still chose this movie because of the overwhelming advertising.

After all, many people don’t go to the cinema to watch movies.

Buy a ticket, two cups of Coke, and a popcorn bucket, and then walk into the corner of the movie hand in hand. As for the content of the movie, who cares.

For example: Chen Yixuan and Zhou Zimo.

The two of them are standard post-00s.

The two freshmen fell in love at first sight and fell in love. Where else would couples in love go most often besides small parks and shopping malls?

Of course it’s a theater!

"Baby, what movie are you watching?"

"I want to see Lin Yixuan."

"But I've finished watching the first two shows of "Fortress", and only "Kung Fu" still has a small number of tickets. How about we watch Wang Mo? Wang Mo is more handsome."

Zhou Zimo spoke softly.

Chen Yixuan pouted: "Just lie to me, where is Wang Mo in "Kung Fu"? If Wang Mo could participate in Kung Fu, I would have booked the theater to watch it."

She is right. If Wang Mo can play a role in "Kung Fu", where will Lin Yixuan be involved?

However, the two did not leave the cinema and eventually purchased two tickets for "Kung Fu".

after all.

Come all come...

Moreover, the two of them were not here to watch a movie.

It would be better not to have Lin Yi-hyun, so as not to be distracted.

Zhou Zimo thought to himself: Wait a minute, I will show you my real kung fu.

See a movie?

impossible!

Especially comedy.

Are two lovers in love sick when they go to see a comedy?

Who can laugh?

With a smile, all tenderness is gone.

Especially Chen Yixuan, who has a little buck teeth and a carefree personality. If she smiles, it will shake the earth. Girls in love pay most attention to their own image. When Chen Yixuan is dating Zhou Zimo, she always smiles without showing her teeth.

A wide grin?

She was afraid that she would do this because she was crazy.

Moreover, after experiencing the era of the Internet explosion, Chen Yixuan's laughter has already been developed to a high level. When watching the so-called classic cross talk and sketches, her face is basically expressionless and boring.

As for the comedy movies of this era, they would only make her skin crawl with embarrassment.

laugh?

Hahaha.

This is also the reason why Chen Yixuan dared to watch comedy movies with Zhou Zimo.

After the two of them entered the cinema, they found that there were quite a lot of people inside and it was almost full.

Because it was the premiere and the first day of New Year's Day, plus the overwhelming publicity and super high film schedule, it was basically impossible for the attendance rate to be low.

However, none of this affected the couple Chen Yixuan and Zhou Zimo. They skillfully walked to the last corner of the movie and waited for the lights to go out.

"Uh-huh!"

Soon, the lights went out and the movie started.

Zhou Zimo couldn't wait to hold Chen Yixuan's hand, and with a gentle pull, Chen Yixuan fell into his arms.

But the next second.

Bang!

ah!

The tense atmosphere made the two of them excited and subconsciously looked at the big screen.

It turns out that the movie describes an era of social turmoil and the prevalence of gangs. No police inspector or official can maintain social order and can only live tremblingly under the arrogance and strength of gangs.

"Who else!!!"

When the boss of the Crocodile Gang showed up and roared.

The audience was excited, but immediately burst into laughter because they discovered that the boss wearing a black top hat was none other than Chai Qing, the director of "Kung Fu".

"Fuck, hahaha, this plot."

"Director Chai actually played a cameo role?"

"Oh, this voice and this reversal are so interesting."

"I was scared all over just now, but then I laughed out loud again."

"..."

Zhou Zimo laughed loudly and forgot to continue holding Chen Yixuan in his arms.

Chen Yixuan also pursed her lips and thought to herself: This plot is a bit interesting.

It is worthy of being written by Wang Mo.

then.

The cinema began to scream with surprise.

Everyone originally thought that the Crocodile Gang was a big gang, but the appearance of the Ax Gang later made many people feel numb, with their overwhelming gangs and all armed with ax weapons. The leader, Brother Dachen, looks cynical yet violent and cruel. All depict dark scenes to the extreme.

Especially the scene where an ax chops off the legs of the Crocodile Gang boss made many people's hair stand on end.

There were exclamations one after another.

When the Ax Gang's exclusive music played, when Brother Chen danced with the Ax Gang's younger brothers in front of the camera. The visual impact and auditory touch both reached a peak at this moment.

Cinema.

Many people held their breath.

It was an unprecedented spiritual shock that made every audience member's scalp explode.

Zhou Zimo had stopped smiling long ago, and was just holding Chen Yixuan's hand tightly, his palms all sweaty.

As for Chen Yixuan, who originally didn't care about the movie at all, her heart was no longer with her boyfriend next to her, but was staring closely at the screen.

Unconsciously, they both sat upright.

But many people murmured in their hearts.

"Is this a comedy?"

"Is this a kung fu movie?"

"Shouldn't it be a gangster drama?"

"One thing to say, the emotional arousal of this movie is so awesome. Just the beginning of it made me feel anxious."

But immediately, everyone's expressions changed from nervous to relaxed.

Because the camera turned and came to the slum Pig Pen Village.

Here comes the punchline.

The charterer's lust.

The shape of half of the buttocks exposed, and the sentence "Housewife, why are you suddenly out of water?"

The appearance of the charterer and her huge voice.

Almost every shot and every line of dialogue is a laugh.

Although the laughter was a bit inexplicable, everyone just found it funny.

Even Chen Yixuan, who has a high sense of laughter, has brightened her eyes. This kind of comedy seems to be very novel for her and an unprecedented experience.

Chen Yixuan is not a person who doesn’t like watching comedies. In fact, the higher the laugh point, the greater the desire for comedy. They really want a comedy to indulge themselves, but in reality there are no comedy movies that can make them Just having a good laugh.

This has to be said to be a different kind of sadness for people with a high sense of humor.

It can be said that it is not easy for her to see the movie in front of her in a new light.

On the other hand, many people in the theater were already happy.

"Hahaha, the charterer's cowardly look made me laugh to death."

"I bet: the shape of this half of Jiangbao's butt is going to be popular."

"Every word the charterer said made me smile."

"Don't think that because you are handsome, I won't hit you, hahahaha..."

"Ouch, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard."

"..."

Next, the protagonist Axing finally appeared. He took Fatty to Zhulongzhai for a haircut, pretending to be a member of the Ax Gang, and wanted to extort money from Jiang.

Unexpectedly, Jiangbao not only was not threatened, but also called other people.

Ah Xing is so angry that he wants to compete with these people who look malnourished.

However, these people are far beyond Asing's surprise.

Looking at a peasant woman who was helpless, she almost killed him with one punch.

Looking at the very small person, he was just sitting on a stool and stood up to more than two meters high.

Looking at the old man with glasses who is already in his twilight years, his muscles are exploding.

Even though he is just a child, his muscles are more developed.

When the plot progresses to this point.

The audience in the cinema was already laughing.

"Hahahahahaha."

"LOL."

"Oh my god, they are all talented people."

"..."

By the time the movie got to this point, no one had doubted whether "Kung Fu" was a comedy. You only need to listen to the laughter in the movie theater to see it.

At this time, Zhou Zimo no longer paid attention to his own image and clapped his hands and laughed.

Chen Yixuan also couldn't help laughing. She was actually caught off guard when these people came forward. It was this kind of humor that made her feel so fresh.

Because this kind of comedy seems to be rare in other movies.

Even if there is, it is far from being so dense.

A word suddenly appeared in Chen Yixuan's mind: nonsensical.

"Is this what "Kung Fu" is promoting as a nonsensical comedy?"

she mused.

The form of comedy is presented in a grotesque and exaggerated way. It is very irrational but does not make people feel abrupt. On the contrary, it is full of joy.

Chen Yixuan felt that she was becoming more and more interested.

then.

The charterer appeared, and Ah Xing was beaten to a pulp and ran away with his head in his arms.

The laughter in the theater has become a continuous one.

Chen Yixuan also made a "puff" sound. This was the first time she showed her teeth, but she immediately closed her mouth tightly. She subconsciously looked at her boyfriend next to her and found that the other man was not paying attention to her, but was smiling like a fool. . She felt a little relieved and continued watching the movie.

And this time.

Chen Yixuan's heart suddenly jumped.

main character!

The protagonist in the movie seems to be named Zhong An, right?

She remembered that before the movie was broadcast, Zhong An had been criticized by the media for being useless. Many people think that Zhong An cannot handle a comedy at all, let alone a leading role.

However, at this moment, Chen Yixuan felt that Zhong An in the play seemed to exude a charm that she had never seen before.

That kind of ruthlessness, that kind of fearlessness, that kind of acting skills shown in every move, are all so natural. She has watched countless movies, but no actor has ever given her such a special feeling. It seemed that whenever he saw Zhong An, he would have the urge to laugh.

"Bring your own sense of humor."

This is Chen Yixuan’s conclusion.

In fact, many comedians have their own sense of humor, but the humor revealed by Zhong An is completely different from other comedians.

Chen Yixuan put in her feelings: replacing Zhong An in the play with Yuan Li, the most famous comedian in China today, she found that if Yuan Li played the leading role, his words would not be as precise as Zhong An's. The traces may even be extremely embarrassing.

Because of those "nonsensical" lines in the play, Yuan Li couldn't control them at all.

"Is it so magical?"

Chen Yixuan seemed to understand why Wang Mo wanted Zhong An to play the leading role.

The plot continues.

At this time, Ah Xing began to call for "reinforcements", but accidentally bombed the real Ax Gang.

The movie gets into real conflict.

The slums and the gangs, two groups that were not originally in the same world, were accidentally intertwined.

The dark gangsters swept over.

Many movie fans had their hearts in their throats.

"No."

"Go away and don't disturb the people here."

"This little bastard is so annoying and he's causing a lot of trouble."

"What will they do? They won't all be hacked to death by the Ax Gang."

When a mother and daughter were pulled out and doused with gasoline, countless people screamed.

Seeing the mother and daughter flying to the ground with a lighter with sparks in Brother Chen's hand, countless people did not dare to look.

this moment!

The climax begins!

Ku Touqiang stood up, grabbed the lighter, angered the Ax Gang, and started a one-man battle against the Ax Gang.

then.

The tailor and the fried devil both joined in.

Twelve-way tan legs.

Hong Family Iron Fist.

Wulang Bagua stick.

These three characters, whom everyone thought were minions, suddenly burst out with master-level kung fu, which shocked all the fans in the theater.

In particular, the kung fu shown by these three people is almost no weaker than the fighting in "Fist of Heroes".

Every move, every punch and every kick, all reveal the style of a master.

Movie fans' eyes almost bulged out when they saw it.

"Oh my god, so passionate."

"Isn't it too exciting?"

"It's so exciting. The leg skills, the series of diamond circles, and the move that can break the gun with one stick, it's so explosive!"

"I got goosebumps all over my body."

"Ahhh! I'm so excited to see it."

"..."

At this time, many movie fans discovered that kung fu movies can really be linked to comedy. Kung fu movies are not limited to fighting and killing, but can also have alternative humor.

Passion and humor are not in conflict.

"It's really a kung fu movie."

"So cool!"

But no one thought that the climax they thought was just the beginning.

Due to the disastrous defeat of the Ax Gang, they began to blame Ah Xing and wanted to punish Ah Xing.

But then Brother Chen discovered that Ah Xing's unlocking skills were superb, so he let him go: "This kind of courage will come in handy one day."

And Ah Xing is also preparing to seek revenge from the charterer.

It started a series of humorous but exciting plots.

Everyone grinned again.

Especially the scene where Ah Xing was bitten by a snake made Zhou Zimo laugh so hard that he was out of breath.

Chen Yixuan laughed out loud for the first time.

spoof.

Nonsense.

This kind of plot penetrates the entire movie, but it seems very harmonious.

Then, because Ah Xing was bitten by a poisonous snake, he entered a large iron barrel and beat the iron barrel into rubbish. The next day, it was restored to good condition, which made many people think deeply.

At the same time, the heroine appeared, and her innocent appearance instantly attracted the attention of movie fans. However, everyone discovered that such a girl was mute.

The answer to the mystery was soon revealed. It turned out that the mute girl in front of him was a little girl that Ah Xing had saved when he was a child.

Because of that incident, Axing discovered that good people are not rewarded, and then embarked on a wrong path.

"It turns out that Ah Xing is also a poor person."

"I understand, no wonder he doesn't learn well."

"But knowing the truth, I want to cry."

"..."

The whole movie is directly sublimated here.

It turns out that this seemingly nonsensical comedy contains a main line that touches people's hearts. Ah Xing, who looks like a gangster, has such a tragic childhood hidden in his heart.

And on the other side...

The actions of the three great masters made the Ax Gang very angry, so they spent a lot of money to hire a master on the killer rankings: Tian Can Di Que.

When the three great masters left under the cover of night, they were killed invisibly by the incomparable sonic power.

"If the anorectal rupture occurs, where can I find a close friend at the end of the world?"

When they saw the blind man's move and heard the two people uttering these words, many people got goosebumps again.

This kind of skill is beyond their imagination.

It even goes beyond the scope of kung fu and reaches the realm of fantasy.

However, movie fans did not find it abrupt, but because of the plot, their nerves became even tighter.

The huge cinema was silent.

sleep?

Eat popcorn?

Drink Coke?

Couple getting intimate?

No! None!

Everyone, including the staff at the entrance of the cinema, stared at the performance of the two with their eyes wide open, feeling that their souls had been taken away.

It wasn't until this moment that they discovered that kung fu movies could still be made in this way. It turned out that kung fu movies went beyond their imagination and did not make them feel repulsed. On the contrary, it gave them a kind of heart palpitating stimulation.

One wave comes after another.

Just when these people are still immersed in the kung fu of Tian Can Di Que reaching the state of transformation.

The charterer and the charterer appeared.

"There are masters too!"

The two of them felt awe-inspiring and attacked each other.

In the cinema, every movie fan has become a sculpture, and his brain is buzzing. They watched blankly as the former lusty and petty landlord and the arrogant and domineering landlord transformed into peerless masters.

With just one hand of Tai Chi, Tian Can Di Que, who could easily kill the three great masters before, was treated like a monkey.

With one move, the lion's roar turned the two of them into trash.

"Oh my God, it turns out that the landlord and the landlord are the real masters?"

"It makes my scalp tingle."

"Oh my god, isn't it wonderful?"

"I couldn't even breathe the whole time."

"Tense and exciting, there has never been a movie that could make me dare not leave the screen for a second."

"The charterer is so handsome! So handsome!"

"The image of the chartered woman took off directly in my mind."

"..."

Such a Kung Fu movie is unheard of.

Kung fu movies like this allow every movie fan to see a whole new world.

I don't know how many people stayed in the theater, feeling the shock and impact in their hearts.

Zhou Zimo didn't know when he let go of his girlfriend's hand, and put both hands into the Coke cup, not noticing even if the Coke spilled out.

Chen Yixuan also didn't pay attention to Zhou Zimo. She swallowed subconsciously and leaned forward subconsciously, wanting to throw her eyes at the screen.

fall in love?

What else is there about love?

It’s important to watch a movie!

An hour has passed since the movie. Generally speaking, at this point, there will be more or less people leaving the cinema, some people whispering to each other, some people looking at their mobile phones, some people eating popcorn, anyway, all kinds of things. There are behaviors and actions.

However, no one in the movie theater they were in stood up. Everyone seemed to have been given a restraining charm, motionless and silent.

There was no sound in the huge theater except for the sound coming from the movie.

The plot is still developing, still pushing to new peaks again and again.

The Ax Gang asked Ah Xing to release the ultimate murderer.

He looked like a mentally ill man, but he stretched out his hand to catch the whizzing bullets.

That moment!

Creepy!

Accompanied by the words of Huoyun Evil God: "Martial arts in the world are invincible, except for speed."

I don’t know how many people’s suffocating hearts suddenly turned into gushing volcanoes.

Such a plot!

Too hot-blooded.

Too explosive.

One sentence and one scene conquered the whole audience and made people unable to extricate themselves.

finally……

Fire Cloud Evil God faced off against the charterer and the charterer.

An unprecedented battle eventually entangled the three of them, making A Xing the decider of fate.

Ah Xing realized his conscience at this time, picked up a wooden stick and hit Huo Yun Evil God on the head, and then angered the ultimate murderer.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Fire Cloud Evil God smashed Ah Xing's head into a cake.

Movie fans were stunned to see it.

It turns out that Ah Xing, who has done all the bad things, still has a sincere heart deep in his heart.

This scene made countless people cry.

But this is not a tragedy, so when the camera turns, the scene of the charterer and the charterer running wildly with Ah Xing on their backs appears. At the same time, through their words, we know that Ah Xing is the unique master!

And the fierce beating of Huoyun Evil God just opened up his Rendu and Du second veins.

Emerge from the cocoon and become a butterfly.

Encountering a weathered dragon.

The gangster who was at the bottom of society has ushered in a new life.

Many spectators were trembling with excitement.

Some people even couldn't restrain their excitement and stood up from their positions, waving their fists.

"He has become a peerless master."

"Kill the Fire Cloud Evil God!"

"I'm so excited."

"Oh my god, oh my god, it's on fire."

"..."

The final battle finally comes, beginning with the arrival of the Ax Gang.

These little minions are like ants shaking a tree if they want to defeat Ah Xing, who has become a peerless master. He was soon beaten to a pulp, and then ushered in the ultimate showdown between Azing and Huoyun Evil God.

Of course, the movie's nonsense is still there all the time. Axing's behavior of stepping on the toes of the Ax Gang members was just dismissed by Fire Cloud Evil God as children playing house, but he didn't expect that his own toes would be stepped on soon.

That moment.

Many people laughed out loud at the pig noise.

Especially Chen Yixuan, who no longer cared about her own image and laughed loudly.

What kind of lady do you want?

Happiness matters.

After all, she had been holding it in for more than an hour, and she really couldn't hold it in anymore, otherwise she would go crazy.

Sure enough, after she burst out laughing, Chen Yixuan was out of control, and the entire cinema was filled with her laughter as bold as a bell.

beside.

Zhou Zimo was shocked. Is this still his gentle, cute, obedient girlfriend who smiles without showing her teeth?

Damn it!

But the movie was still going on, even at the climax of the show, so Zhou Zimo just fought for a moment and his attention immediately returned to the screen.

Um.

Watching movies is important. (End of chapter)