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Chapter 408 This time the song title is the real pervert!



Who would have thought that "The Way You Were" could be so magical?

It was so big that the entire professional circle in China was turned upside down.

It’s good if a song can influence the entertainment industry.

But no one would have guessed in their wildest dreams that a song could actually affect the turnover rate in the professional world.

Where does this make sense?

In the past few days, this is what has been posted the most on Moments.

"One person, one dog, one car, let's go!"

"Officially start a free life."

"Beautiful Northwest, here I come!"

"I once dreamed of traveling to the end of the world with my sword, and today I finally realized it."

In the human resources circle, the most frequently discussed is.

"Fuck, I resigned again!"

"How many resigned today?"

"I was so angry that I almost exploded. A bunch of 2Bs resigned directly, completely ignoring the company rules."

"With such a tight schedule, where can I recruit people?"

"It's so annoying!"

Especially now that Douyin has developed, and those who have resigned have posted about the beautiful scenery of the northwest, they have made a group of people so envious that their eyes almost dropped.

What are you waiting for?

Go to the end of the world with your sword!

Just now!

Yunhai Media.

Yuan Xiong looked at the frenzy on the Internet and rubbed his eyebrows: "Amo, you have offended all the human resources in the country this time. The company's HR manager has complained to me, saying that because of you, everyone in the company A dozen people resigned. You have to make up for their physical and mental loss and pain."

Wang Mo coughed a few times: "Only a dozen, not many."

There are thousands of people in Yunhai Media.

Yuan Xiong: "..."

In fact, Wang Mo didn't expect it. He swore that when he gave Gao Qi this song, he really didn't have any other thoughts. He just wanted to give Gao Qi a plain and passionate song.

But he forgot one thing: Xu Wei in his previous life was called the Godfather of Freedom, and a rock song "The Time You Were" was even rated as the song of resignation.

I don’t know how many people, when they heard this song, their mood became surging, their blood boiled, and they quit their jobs and embarked on the road to freedom as soon as their heads became hot.

Nowadays, the minds of the younger generation are much more open than those born in the 1980s and 1990s, so the repercussions are even greater.

Think of this.

Wang Mo suddenly had a hint of bad taste: "If I took out all Xu Wei's songs, such as "Blue Lotus", "Free Like the Wind" and other songs, and gave them to Gao Qi to sing, what would happen? as a result of?"

Um.

It should be those born in the 00s that will immediately become popular.

But there is a high probability that he will be beaten to death by the personnel department.

While the Internet turmoil was still going on, he came to Mango Building again.

Because he received a call from the chief director Zhao Quan, and the lottery for the next round of questions was about to begin.

Come to Mango Terrace.

Everyone stared at him meaningfully.

Zhao Quan was the first to complain: "Teacher Wang, two photographers, a variety show director, and three post-production staff in our department all resigned because of your song."

Wang Mo said seriously: "Mr. Zhao, you can't say this nonsense. In fact, there are only two reasons for resignation."

"oh?"

Zhao Quan was originally joking, but when he heard Wang Mo's answer, he looked at him with interest.

Others also looked curiously.

Wang Mo clapped his fingers and said: "First, I have been wronged. Second, the money was not enough. So the reason for resigning because of a song is not a reason at all."

Zhao Quan was speechless.

What he said was so reasonable that he was speechless.

"Ahem."

Zhao Quan quickly changed the topic: "Four teachers, today we will start the next round of drawing lots for players and questions. The rules are still the same as before. First, draw the players you want to train."

With that said, he put the lottery box on the table.

The four people nodded and stepped forward one by one to take out a card from the box.

Wang Mo took a closer look, and this time he won the lottery: the vegetable market.

Vegetable market?

Is the other party a vegetable seller or an aunt?

The key word Liu Yongchang won is: sky.

Yang Xiao’s keyword is: lime.

Wu Rui's key words are: cold.

Wang Mo's was easy to guess, but every key word of these three people was more unreal than the last time, making it impossible for everyone to guess.

So we made a few guesses among each other, and everyone simply stopped thinking about it. Anyway, we can see the artist later, so why bother?

After choosing the artist.

Everyone's eyes were fixed on Zhao Quan.

Because they know that the next step is the highlight.

Whichever topic is drawn means that they will choose and write songs for the contestants based on these topics.

Zhao Quan didn't show off too much and just took out a card from another box.

Then he exclaimed: "Four teachers, I'm afraid you are going to have to worry a lot. If the difficulty of the last question was 2 stars, then the difficulty of this time is at least 4 stars."

Several people looked at each other.

Four stars for difficulty?

Is it twice as difficult as the last question?

Yang Xiao immediately asked: "Director Zhao, stop inking and tell us quickly what questions you got."

Zhao Quan faced the text on the card to everyone, and then said: "The title is: [Minimal Lyrics], the content requirements: Because none of the contestants are professional singers, the fewer lyrics, the easier it is for the contestants to remember, and the better they can Extra points are added in this round. So this time the songs sung by the contestants require as few lyrics as possible, with a maximum of 10 words."

"ha?"

Yang smiled and was stunned.

Liu Yongchang and Wu Rui also expressed their feelings.

A song's lyrics cannot exceed 10 words?

What the hell is this topic?

Ordinary songs have more than ten words in a sentence, right?

And can a song with less than ten characters be called a song?

"Ouch, this question..."

"Director Zhao, are you wrong? This question is not four stars, it is definitely five stars."

"How to write a song that cannot exceed 10 words?"

Especially Yang Xiao, whose expression suddenly became shattered: "Say Director Zhao, aren't you messing with my mentality with this question? Where can I find such a song? The two teachers in the lyrics and composition group, they are already good at writing songs. Ability, so there is no problem. As for Brother Chang, who is also an original singer, he can also write songs. But I... what should I do? "

Zhao Quan, on the other hand, showed an attitude of not caring about the matter. He spread his hands and said, "Teacher Yang, you need to find a solution yourself."

"..."

Yang Xiao felt that he should just change his name to Yang Cail.

But even Liu Yongchang and Wu Rui frowned.

Obviously this question also made the two of them quite embarrassed.

Only Wang Mo was thoughtful and didn't know what he thought of.

then.

The four of them were taken to separate rooms by their assistants to meet their artists.

A few minutes later, Wang Mo met the contestant whose keyword was "vegetable market".

Um!

His guess was correct. The other person was an aunt in her forties, with a dusty air and a weathered face that looked like she had experienced a lot of hardships in life.

But the aunt seemed to have a very cheerful personality. When she saw Wang Mo, her eyes brightened and she rushed over: "Oh, is it Xiao Wang?"

"..."

Let's not talk about the king. Civilize you, me and others.

So it was really hard for Wang Mo to answer this, so he had to cough: "Hello, Aunt Liu."

Information shows: The aunt in front of me is named Liu Shufang. She is 41 years old and is a small vendor in the vegetable market. However, her favorite thing is to sing while selling vegetables, so she was selected by the program team.

Wang Mo hasn’t asked any questions yet.

Aunt Liu had already cleared her throat and started singing: "That brother of mine~~~ is so handsome~~~"

Wang Mo broke into sweat after hearing this.

This song may have been separated from him by centuries.

Fortunately, my mother's voice is still good and her voice is clear.

But it’s not okay to sing these songs.

Moreover, the aunt seemed to have no idea what singing skills were, and she had no idea about professional terms such as exhalation, breathing, pitch, and pitch. Even after Wang Mo patiently taught her for a few minutes, she found that the other party couldn't understand it at all.

In other words, Wang Mo seemed to have encountered a huge difficulty this time.

Even if you write a song yourself, if you ask Aunt Liu to sing it, she might not be able to sing it.

What the other party is best at is singing popular songs.

However, the title this time has nothing to do with Hong Ge.

The aunt didn't notice Wang Mo's troubled expression at all. She was born in a vegetable market and felt uncomfortable if she didn't speak for a minute, so she kept chattering next to Wang Mo.

In just a few minutes, Wang Mo had a clear understanding of the "market that benefits the people" where Auntie has been staying for more than 20 years.

We even know that the female dog in the stall next door gave birth to six puppies, three of which were white, two of which were black, and one that was half black and half white.

"Let me tell you, that bitch must be restless outside, otherwise, how beautiful would her offspring be?"

Aunt Liu's eyes sparkled with wisdom.

Wang Mo finally interrupted and asked a question: "Aunt Liu, what are you best at?"

Knowing what the other person is good at, he can choose songs based on these strengths.

Aunt Liu laughed and said, "Actually, I'm not very good at singing. I just yell randomly. What I'm best at is quarreling. One year, two families from the east stall unexpectedly accused me of stealing their customers, and they came to investigate in an aggressive manner. I can Can you bear it? At that time, my mother jumped out, grabbed her waist and scolded her from the west of the market to the east of the market. The scolding made the two of them go back in despair. From then on, no one dared to bully me anymore. Xiao Wang, let me tell you, You have to be tough outside. You look so pretty, have you been bullied a lot in the past? Auntie will teach you a few tricks, you..."

Wang Mo rubbed his eyebrows and felt a little broken.

Especially Aunt Liu who spoke very fast and like a machine gun, he couldn't resist her at all.

Not to mention interrupting the other party, he even raised his hand several times but was forcibly pressed down by the other party.

What a sin~~~

Half an hour later.

He finally found an excuse to urinate urgently and ran out of the room.

At the same time, he began to think seriously: What kind of song should he find for someone like Aunt Liu?

In fact, Wang Mo still remembers several songs with few lyrics.

The first song is "What Do You Want Me to Do" by Li Ronghao. The lyrics of this song only have eight words, and the song is also quite classic.

The second song is "Wait until the Fireworks Clear" by Xu Song, the lyrics also only have eight words.

There are even a few lesser-known songs with few lyrics.

But none of these songs fit Auntie’s style.

Aunt Liu can't sing either.

Can you imagine Aunt Liu singing Li Ronghao's song?

That picture is probably extremely exciting.

According to Wang Mo's understanding, it is best for Aunt Liu to sing old songs from the 1980s and 1990s, which are in line with her identity and her era. But how many lyrics can such a song have?

Absolutely not!

Wang Mo searched in the system for a long time, but still couldn't find a suitable song.

His brows gradually furrowed.

This topic... is too perverted.

If it were another topic, he could easily find several songs suitable for Aunt Liu to sing.

But it happens to be a song with lyrics of no more than ten words.

What the hell.

No more than ten words.

Why do you say you don’t want lyrics?

Wang Mo cursed in his heart.

But the next second, Wang Mo's heart suddenly skipped a beat: Don't you want lyrics? Damn it, no lyrics! ! !

The name of a song suddenly popped into his mind.

Wang Mo's face showed surprise and he almost jumped up.

He knows what song to give to Aunt Liu!

Isn’t it true that the fewer lyrics the better?

Then he would come up with a song that didn't even have a single lyric, coupled with Aunt Liu's amazing speaking speed and her dominating temperament in the wet market.

What a perfect match! (End of chapter)


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