My Favorite Isekai Adventure (Konosuba)

"That idiot goddess... she's truly the Goddess of Water."

In the second-floor hallway of the mansion, Kobayashi was on his way to the bathroom, tugging at his collar with a look of disgust.

He was currently soaking wet. His pajamas were sticking to his body, a clammy and uncomfortable feeling, so he was preparing to take another shower before bed.

As for the reason he was soaked, it was because just now, during the chess game, his words had made Aqua feel wronged, and that "juicy" idiot goddess had burst into a fit of wailing.

In order to comfort the whimpering Goddess of Water, he had to quickly apologize, but that still couldn't stop the result of his pajamas and bedsheets being soaked by her tears.

He gave it a light lick.

"You know, it actually tastes pretty good."

A slightly sweet taste burst in his mouth, and after swallowing, a faint aftertaste lingered in his throat. His eyes lit up.

It must be high-quality pure water.

Although Aqua wasn't very reliable, her title as the Goddess of Water was not just for show.

It was just that having his clothes soaked and sticky made him psychologically uncomfortable, so he decided to take a shower, and while he was at it, wash the completely soaked bedsheets.

He had to wash them and hang them up to dry quickly. Otherwise, if the other problem children found out and misunderstood it as him wetting the bed, he would truly have no tears left to cry.

He arrived at the bathroom.

First, he stuffed the bedsheets into the bathtub, added an appropriate amount of water, and then tossed in a bar of edible soap.

Although the members of the Axis Order were a bunch of dangerous individuals who one felt had a screw loose, the edible soap and other things their church gave out were quite useful. Its ability to remove stains was extremely strong, just as effective as Aqua when she saw a lich and turned into a mad dog.

"Mmm, that should do it."

He nodded in satisfaction.

Clothes need to soak for a while; it's common sense to let the detergent break down the stains as much as possible. Even though Aqua's tears weren't dirty, he was still sticky, so he'd take a shower first.

At this time, we should talk about the mansion's bathroom.

Originally, he hadn't cared, but Kazuma and Aqua had a strange obsession with bathing and insisted on arranging it according to their ideas.

In any case, it was a change for the better, and they had the money, so the other three naturally didn't object.

The remodeled bathroom was very nice.

It was a "wet-dry separation" design. The outside was the toilet and laundry area, and the inside was the space for showering and bathing. The entire bathroom was very large, and the inside and outside were quite far apart.

Therefore, he saw the graceful figure behind the frosted glass of the bath.

Not as exaggerated as Wiz's, far surpassing Megumin's flat board. Aqua was already tired from crying and had gone to sleep. Among the women he knew who were still in the mansion, there was only one person left.

—Darkness.

The female knight with the graceful figure was moving slightly behind the frosted glass. His nose began to itch slightly.

This is bad. This is really bad!

His gaze was completely drawn to her. For a moment, he didn't know what to do.

To be honest, he really wanted to pretend he didn't know, to just rush in regardless, and then deliberately make things difficult for her, ordering the female knight to do this kind and that kind of unspeakable private things and toy with her at will.

But he knew that if he did that, a high-tech scythe radiating a cold light would be placed at his neck in the next second, forcing him to calm down.

Don't ask. The answer is no.

It's all the will of the universe.

Since that was the case, he might as well just stand here and appreciate the view, to feast his eyes.

It seemed she hadn't been in there for long.

She turned on the faucet, and the rising steam once again covered her entire figure with a veil of temptation.

A certain master who specialized in lewd talk had once said that one could eat three big bowls of rice from the sound alone. And with an even better picture as a side dish, he dared say he was confident he could eat three buckets!

"By the way, Darkness is actually this well-developed? As expected of a knight who serves as a front-line tank. So 'meaty'!"

He pinched his chin and muttered in amazement.

Unconsciously, the signature crest of the Axis Order appeared on his forehead.

He admitted it. He was guilty.

But at the same time, he had to defend himself. This was a completely subconscious action. In this situation, if he didn't do something, would he even be a man?

The female knight's movements suddenly paused.

Just as he thought he had been exposed, she continued to wash her body.

But...

"I've been exposed, haven't I? She's discovered me. It's so obvious."

Her washing, which had been normal, suddenly changed.

She would either raise her hands above her head, puffing out her chest, or suddenly bend over to scrub her feet, sticking out her round rear. In short, every movement was extremely exaggerated.

Naturally, the "scale" of what was displayed was also quite large. It could already be called R-rated.

Knowing her personality, he immediately knew he had been exposed.

At this point, he should leave quickly. He really should... that's how it should have been, but for some reason, his legs just wouldn't obey him, as if they were glued to the spot.

Damn it! My legs won't listen to me!

And—

She's tempting me, isn't she?

She's definitely tempting me!!!

He was in utter turmoil.

But if he made a move, that other girl who valued him would also make a move, so he didn't dare to act rashly.

Just as he was caught in an internal struggle, the bathroom door was violently pushed open.

She was the one who couldn't take it anymore.

She angrily shouted at him, "Kobayashi, what are you dawdling for? Hurry up and get in here!"

"...Eh?"

"Are you a man or not? Seeing a defenseless female knight taking a bath, shouldn't you rush in, and then do this and that, and then this and that, and finally that... hiss— hah— hiss— hah—"

"...Ehh?!"

"So I'm telling you to come over here! Attack me from the front!"

"D-D-D... Darkness?!"

His eyes couldn't help but widen.

At this moment, she was wrapped tightly in a bath towel. Even though this large towel could have been used as a bathrobe for Megumin and completely covered her, it looked very small when wrapped around Darkness, revealing her voluptuous and round thighs. It looked extremely provocative.

Coupled with her golden hair draped over her back, contrasting with her fair skin, her curvy, front-and-back figure, combined with the sacred aura of an Eris Crusader, she was quite the eye-catcher.

As expected of a tank-build knight!

How should one put it? She was even more attractive with clothes on than without.

He gasped in his heart and couldn't help but swallow.

There was no helping it. Since the other party had taken the initiative to invite him, he could only accept her passionate request. Otherwise, it would be impolite, wouldn't it?

He had just taken a step with his left foot when RyuZU's cold voice came from behind.

"Master Kobayashi, what are you doing?"

"...RyuZU."

"Don't tell me you're preparing to take a bath?"

"Ahem, that's right. But there's someone in there right now. I'll just wait."

He cleared his throat, preparing to leave quickly.

But he hadn't expected her to stop him. "Lady Darkness has invited you. I believe you should not refuse. Even if it is just to promote the relationship within the party, you should be open and honest with each other. Alright, let's go in together, too."

"T-together?! M-Miss RyuZU, are you serious?!"

He stared with wide, shocked eyes, instinctively trying to escape, but he was forcibly grabbed and brought back. Attacked from both sides, he had no room to resist and could only let them do as they pleased.

Gold and silver, voluptuous and slender, two completely different people bringing a completely opposite, special experience.

But one thing must be seriously stated.

—It was really green!

It was really green, you have to believe me!

(End of Chapter)