My daily routine of exorcising demon love with Miss Miko

Chapter 98: Such and such things



The three returned home.

As soon as Yoshiyuki entered the house, he started busy preparing a feast featuring mother and son rice bowls.

Xiao Ji looked very happy looking at this new home.

And the mother looked more excited than Xiaoji.

"Little Demon Sword~ This will be your home from now on? You're welcome to your parents!"

Demon Sword Girl nodded, her eyes filled with happy fantasies about the future, and even a little teary.

Although the home was not big, Erina started to show her around each house seriously.

"Look, Hime-chan! Is this the entrance hall?" Erina pointed to the area for changing slippers when entering, and said seriously: "The entrance area will be a little concave because outdoor shoes are placed."

Xiao Ji nodded.

"Then, here is the living room! It is the hall where everyone usually stays. It is also the main activity area of ​​the house."

Xiaoji nodded again.

"Next, there's the toilet! It's a place to relieve yourself!"

"That's enough, Miss. What you introduced to your daughter is all nonsense!" Yoshiyuki couldn't help but interrupt Erina while getting ingredients from the refrigerator: "Can you say something useful?"

"Hmph, the servant has so many demands! Well, I'll start from the beginning.

Erina complained, holding Hime in hand, and returned to the entrance.

"The entrance...there's nothing much to say about the entrance. Leave your outdoor shoes there, then change into slippers and go into the living room. If you have an umbrella, just put it in the umbrella bucket."

"And the living room is also a dining room and entertainment place! If you are at home during the day, you will spend most of your time here? You can watch TV and play games... Xiaoji, do you like games?"

Xiao Ji nodded.

"Wow~ That's great!" Erina was eager to try: "You can play with us! Let's play all night today!"

"Miss, you have to report to school tomorrow. Although school doesn't officially start, you still have to be energetic." Yoshiyuki reminded: "It's best to go to bed early."

"I know. The servant is so nagging." Erina muttered and complained, "I will go to bed at two o'clock."

"You stayed up until two o'clock and it's still early to go to bed!" Yi Xing clicked his tongue: "I have to go to bed at twelve o'clock!"

"Half past one!"

"Twelve o'clock!"

"No, I gave in at the end! I will die if I go to bed earlier than twelve o'clock!"

"How about the head office at half past twelve?" Yi Xing had no choice but to compromise.

Erina thought for a while, and finally nodded reluctantly, and introduced other rooms to Xiaoji again.

"Let me continue to tell you about the bathroom. This toilet is awesome. Is it the most advanced model? Not only is it very ergonomic and can protect the spine of the person using the toilet, it can also automatically wash, dry and sing! Little Ji, can you log in your favorite songs here? Do you have any you like?"

Kohime tilted her head, then lowered her head to write something. After lifting the notebook, Erina exclaimed with envy.

"Wow... Ji-chan is so perfect! Just as perfect as a paper girl! Wow... why can't I do it!"

"Uh, what happened?" Yoshiyuki's curiosity was suddenly piqued: "What did Xiaoji say?"

"She doesn't need to go to the toilet! She doesn't sweat!" Erina's tone was envious and excited: "This will save so much time every day to play games and watch animations! I want to have this ability too!"

"Although it is indeed enviable, Miss, you are hopeless." After hearing this, Yi Xing felt powerless to complain: "Now you stop moving as soon as you start playing. You don't even need to go to the toilet anymore." Come on?"

"That makes sense. The time you save can be used to suck your daughter!" Erina rubbed Koji's face and smiled: "This is an exercise that you won't get tired no matter how you do it!"

Um……

sports……

Yoshiyuki suddenly began to imagine Erina spending the saved time exercising with him, and fell into deep thought.

The eldest lady's physical condition is too poor and she really needs to exercise more, otherwise she would be too weak to be out of breath after just two steps.

Originally, nothing could be done to convince her, but now that Xiao Ji is here, maybe she can.

There are many exercises that can enhance your physical fitness without being too tiring.

There are many that can be done indoors or even on the bed.

Yi Xing is willing to give personal guidance.

At this time, Erina was introducing the bathroom again.

"This is the bathroom? There is a very comfortable bathtub! Mom will come and help you take a bath soon? We can soak in it together! By the way. This shampoo tastes great! Ah, it's not the bottle you are referring to. ! That one promotes hair growth. Your dad has been using it recently, just to keep his hair long when dressing up as a girl?"

Haha, I didn’t expect that! I haven't used it recently!

Yoshiyuki laughed triumphantly in his heart.

Don't ask me to dress as a woman! I must change this future!

In order to avoid being discovered by his owner, he deliberately squeezed out a little shampoo every day and used shampoo with a similar smell instead, creating the illusion that he has been using it well recently.

Although it was a bit wasteful, he didn't want his hair to grow long anyway, as that would be very troublesome.

Next, Erina introduced to Hime the laundry room and the bathroom, which had nothing to introduce at all.

"Is this the laundry room? I don't know much about it, because my mother has never washed her own clothes. All the servants do it."

"Then there is the bathroom. Ah, although there is a razor here, is it used to shave hair in other places? It is the same as the one in the bathroom. Because your father is so talented in crossdressing, he never grew a beard at all! Even his Now I don’t wear any makeup, and even if I speak in a false voice, I won’t be seen as a boy. That’s why mom thinks it’s a pity that dad doesn’t dress up as a woman, does Xiao Ji think the same way?”

Demon Sword Girl nodded.

"Look Yoshiyuki! Xiaoyao Dao also agrees with me, right?" Erina said with her hands on her hips, feeling proud.

"That's enough, you instilled this idea in Xiaoji!" Yoshiyuki shouted in half annoyance: "My daughter has been led astray by you!"

"Huh, no!" Erina happily led Xiaoji into her bedroom.

"This is mom's room, right? Mom and dad usually do such and such things here."

"We didn't! Don't listen to her nonsense!" Yi Xing shouted quickly.

"Why not! Didn't you give me a massage and take care of my skin and nails?"

"Uh, then... that's true." Yi Xing hesitated, unable to refute: "But they are all very sound projects!"

"Humph~ That's right! Oh, by the way, this hanging basket is so fun to sit on and rock back and forth! Xiaoji, you can even lie down in it? Do you want to try it?"

A moment after saying this, Yoshiyuki heard Erina's exclamation.

It's basically "kawaii!" and "rua!"

Hearing this made Yi Xing feel itchy in his heart, and he also wanted to go and see what Xiaoji looked like lying in the velvet hanging basket, but unfortunately he could only cry silently in the kitchen alone.

Of course, I choked on the onions.

The first time his daughter came home made him so uneasy that he even forgot to soak the onions in water to reduce the irritation.


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