My Avatar is Becoming the Ultimate BOSS

The Black Cocoon was wrapped in restraint belts from head to toe, holding a book titled "A Hundred Ways to Prevent Diaper Leaking" in his hand.

He squatted quietly on the windowsill on the first floor like a black cat, solemnly saluting Su Zimai and Gu Qiye.

At the same time, he extended a Pitch Black Restraint, opened a package, took out a piece of fabric from inside, and handed it to Su Zimai without haste.

Under the moonlight, the full view of this piece of fabric was revealed before their eyes.

It unfolded in an arc shape, the surface was soft white non-woven fabric, and the edges had a wavy texture. There were cartoon stickers with light blue cloud patterns on both sides of the waist, and the leg leak-proof edges were designed with semi-transparent folds.

It was astonishingly...

Baby Bus brand diapers.

In mid-air, the Pitch Black Restraint slowly rotated the diaper.

The Black Cocoon flipped a page in the book and displayed every detail of the diaper to the two clients, explaining thoroughly as he did so:

"This diaper uses a non-woven fabric surface layer, soft and delicate to the touch, with breathable pores for heat dissipation; the middle layer absorbs urine and locks moisture, keeping the skin dry, with absorption capable of handling 4-5 baby urinations; the front side has a yellow wetness indicator line that turns blue when wet, making it convenient for parents to change them in time."

After his speech, the reply was still silence.

Su Zimai said nothing, her forehead hair covering her eyes, but her fists could be seen clenching tighter.

"Miss Ke, if you're not satisfied with my choice, I do have another option." The Black Cocoon paused, "Since there's already a Refrigerator Demon, why not contract a Diaper Demon as well? That way, there would be no worry about finding high-quality, well-fitting diapers."

Seeing Su Zimai keep her head down in silence, Black Cocoon shook his head, spread his hands, and said:

"See, Mr. Blue Arc, Miss Ke Zinan is moved to speechlessness by my gift, isn't she?"

Gu Qiye remained silent for a long time before slowly speaking: "Who is the bastard responsible for this?"

"What bastard do you mean?"

"Who made my sister... become like this."

Hearing this, Su Zimai trembled slightly from head to toe, her cheeks and ears turning redder, almost squeezing tears of shame and anger from her eyes, glaring at the Black Cocoon like an angry penguin.

Clearly, she didn't realize that Gu Qiye and the Black Cocoon were not talking about the same thing.

"Um... I really don't understand what you're talking about, Mr. Blue Arc."

The Black Cocoon looked up, puzzled, at Gu Qiye. He scratched his chin, pondered a bit, and then suddenly understood that this guy seemed to have misunderstood something strange.

"Mr. Blue Arc, you seem to have misunderstood..." the Black Cocoon said, "Although I don't mind this misunderstanding continuing, I must seriously state, your sister is a lesbian."

He paused: "And based on rigorous scientific common sense, same-sex individuals generally can't have children."

Gu Qiye was taken aback for a moment.

The Black Cocoon looked at his expression, understanding he had indeed misunderstood in a strange direction, sighed, and kindly explained for Su Zimai:

"Alright, seems the misunderstanding is quite big. Actually, my thoughtful delivery of diapers wasn't because someone had a child, but because the contractor of a Refrigerator Demon got so scared at an auction by the caravan people that they wet themselves..."

Before he could finish, suddenly a fireball whizzed towards him.

However, the Black Cocoon merely leaned backward to dodge the fireball: "Don't be so violent, after all, I did save your life, no need to turn against me in just a few days, right?"

At this moment, a Magic Hat appeared on top of Su Zimai's head, the magical lines on her Magic Gloves glowed on her right hand, and the red cape behind her billowed in the evening breeze.

She could no longer hold back, raising her head with both shame and annoyance to look at the Black Cocoon: "You're... finished."

So it turned out my little sister just got scared into wetting herself... Listening to their conversation, Gu Qiye finally realized what was going on, secretly breathing a sigh of relief.

He actually didn't find it funny to wet oneself in life-threatening situations, especially as his little sister was just a high school student.

As Blue Arc, he had mentored many newcomers in the Mutants Association. Most of these newcomers would be so frightened during their first mission encountering superpower criminals that they'd wet themselves, or even faint on the spot.

Many outright quit the Association the next day, saying goodbye to the path of a Mutant.

"What? Is the diaper size not to your liking?" the Black Cocoon asked while reading, "How about I lend you this 'Hundred Ways to Prevent Bedwetting' book, so you can make a more proper selection according to the tutorial?"

"Go to hell!"

With a shout, another fireball shot out from Su Zimai's Magic Gloves.

With a "zing", the edge of the Pitch Black Restraint took on a silver blade attachment.

Next, the Black Cocoon crossed the Restraint Blades in an X to slash through the fireball, scattering the fiery curtain past his scalp.

"Xiaomai, calm down, don't burn down our living room." Gu Qiye quickly said.

"Take your damn diapers and get lost!"

Su Zimai's face blushed as she gritted her teeth, her eyes twitching slightly, and kicked away the diapers hanging in the air by the restraint belt.