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Chapter 12: Xiao Yan and Gu Xun'er (Third Update)_1



Doupo World.

Demon Beast Mountain Range.

A figure clad in a black robe stood on the peak of a mountain, a large black ruler slung over his back, his eyes brimming with confusion. "What's going on? Why has it disappeared? This isn't scientific at all!"

"What's disappeared? What exactly are you looking for?" a transparent figure appeared before the young man, clearly puzzled.

"Teacher, isn't there a Sixth-Level Demon Beast, the Purple Crystal Winged Lion King, in this Demon Beast Mountain Range? Why haven't I seen it after searching all over?" Xiao Yan clenched a jade bottle tightly in his fingers, feeling very resentful.

Inside the bottle was a powder he had personally refined. This powder was made primarily from Snake Desire Fruit, combined with seven or eight other medicinal ingredients, resulting in an extremely potent effect. The Snake Desire Fruit, which only grew in dark places where high-level demon snakes had mated—snakes known for their potent licentiousness—contained aphrodisiac properties. The powder's efficacy was self-evident.

"Sixth-Level Demon Beasts are exceedingly intelligent; perhaps it left!" Old Yao said dismissively, not understanding why Xiao Yan was so concerned about a mere demon beast.

"How could that be? How could it leave? How could it possibly leave?!" Xiao Yan's eyes turned red, finding it hard to accept this cruel reality. He'd practically gotten ready for action, and now this…

He wasn't the original Xiao Yan but a veteran, timid otaku familiar with the *Doupo* story, transmigrated into this world from a young age. As for the original transmigrator named Xiao Yan, he had likely perished during the transmigration process. It was like millions of sperm racing, navigating countless twists and turns, with eight or nine out of ten falling by the wayside. Ultimately, only one could successfully reach the destination and settle into a warm little haven. Clearly, he was the successful one; the other transmigrator, Xiao Yan, had died en route.

Unfortunately, he didn't have a System; his sole advantage was knowing the plot. To avoid altering the story and to eventually become a Dou Emperor, and then The Sovereign, he decided to follow the path of the other Xiao Yan. After all, it was a road proven successful by someone else, certainly better than fumbling his own way. He reminded himself he was just an ordinary, unremarkable, timid otaku. He didn't want to defy the heavens or dominate the world; he simply wished to become a Dou Emperor, perhaps even The Sovereign, and then bring all the beautiful women home to live a delightful, shameless life together. Beauties like Little Immortal Doctor, Yunyun, Ya Fei, and Cai Lin—he wouldn't let a single one of these confidantes go. He wasn't like that other scumbag Xiao Yan, who flirted without taking responsibility. Since he's already going to marry two, what's a few more? Besides, I've transmigrated and I'm destined to become a Dou Emperor; how could I settle for only two wives?

Adhering to the principle of "start 'em young," he decided to emulate the other Xiao Yan by sneaking into Gu Xun'er's room at night to "warm her meridians" with a full-body massage. However, for some unknown reason, Gu Xun'er landed two punches on him, giving him panda eyes, and he hadn't even managed to touch a single hair on her. Helpless, he could only retreat dejectedly, cursing inwardly. Indeed, novels are full of lies.

But he didn't lose heart and tried various tactics. Yet, he found Gu Xun'er impervious to his advances; she even seemed to take special pleasure in bullying him. Especially during those years when his Dou Qi vanished and his Cultivation Level regressed, she, like everyone else, mocked him. He began to suspect that Gu Xun'er might have been 'replaced' too. Perhaps beneath that beautiful, delicate body of hers hid the soul of a middle-aged man. At that thought, he shuddered, his interest in Gu Xun'er diminishing somewhat. After all, he had so many other potential wives. Especially his favorite, Yunyun.

Therefore, he endured humiliation and bore his burdens silently. Even knowing Old Yao was absorbing his Dou Qi, he didn't expose him. Later, when Old Yao appeared, he respectfully took him as his teacher and began his Cultivation. Afterward, he arrived at Qing Mountain Town, expecting to meet Little Immortal Doctor, only to find she had already left before his arrival, her whereabouts unknown. He was about to explode with frustration. But at least there was still Yunyun.

So, he rushed to the Demon Beast Mountain Range without pause, planning to be the hero saving the damsel in distress. He had even specially prepared the aphrodisiac powder, setting a small goal for himself: he was determined to claim Yunyun's first blood in the Demon Beast Mountain Range. But then, after wandering around the Demon Beast Mountain Range for several circuits, he neither witnessed the famous scene of Yunyun's fierce battle with the Purple Crystal Winged Lion King, nor even found a trace of the Purple Crystal Winged Lion King itself—it had vanished. This damn…

"Damn it! What in the world happened? Could another System transmigrator have arrived?" Xiao Yan recalled the fanfictions he had read, a chill running down his spine. Those System transmigrators were the most unreasonable, cheating their way to power and seemingly delighting in messing with him specifically. But no one is messing with me now. Could it be Xun'er? Xiao Yan wondered, the only anomaly being Gu Xun'er. His plan to 'warm her meridians' had failed, and Gu Xun'er had uncharacteristically beaten him and even mocked him. This is very characteristic of a transmigrator. It seems I need to be careful! Xiao Yan secretly resolved to be vigilant.

Meanwhile, on a nearby mountaintop, a stunningly beautiful woman gazed quietly at Xiao Yan. She wore a purple dress, her aura cool and aloof, like a lotus blooming untainted by the mortal world. Her slender waist seemed as if it could be encircled by a single hand. Three thousand strands of her dark hair were casually tied with a light purple ribbon, cascading smoothly along her captivating curves down to her waist, her figure graceful and enchanting. Her long, straight, fair, and well-rounded legs were exceptionally eye-catching. Before her floated a transparent screen, invisible to others:

Host: Gu Xun'er

Cultivation Level: One-Star Dou Zun

Cultivation Technique: Green Lotus Taoist Scripture

Constitution: Qinglian Saint Body

Anomaly: Chaos Blue Lotus Seed

Martial Skills: Green Lotus Sword Song, Emperor's Seal, Great Annihilation Finger...

Main Quest: Prevent Xiao Yan from becoming a Dou Emperor. Intercept Xiao Yan's opportunities. The more opportunities intercepted, the greater the reward. Rewards will be distributed in batches based on mission completion.

Quest Failure: Erasure.

Side Quest One: Seize the Green Lotus Core Flame, eliminate the Medusa Queen. Reward: Void Mighty Handprint.

Quest Failure: Erasure.

Side Quest Two...

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What on earth is this System? Gu Xun'er frowned at the newly issued side quest, her expression troubled. It wasn't that she found the quest difficult, but the System's casual threat of erasure was getting to her. She had had enough. Despite the tempting rewards, she loathed this feeling of her life and death being outside her control. Unfortunately, she had no choice. With her current strength, she still couldn't find any trace of the System, and the items it rewarded were incredibly powerful. She estimated that not even a Dou Emperor possessed such capabilities.

Therefore, she hadn't returned to her father, Gu Yuan. The System forbade her from revealing any information about itself. She reckoned that even Gu Yuan, a Nine Star Dousheng, would struggle to trace the System. Even if he did discover something, with his strength, he definitely couldn't help her remove the System safely; it would only alert the enemy.

So, she could only complete the missions while searching for a way out. Unfortunately, after all these years, she had found nothing. The System was simply too bizarre. She suspected it might have been created by a Supreme Warrior, someone above the rank of Dou Emperor.

What is Xiao Yan looking for the Purple Crystal Winged Lion King for? Hearing Xiao Yan's distant words, a trace of doubt appeared in Gu Xun'er's eyes. With Xiao Yan's strength, even with that soul entity, he couldn't defeat the Purple Crystal Winged Lion King. But the Purple Crystal Winged Lion King was captured by Jia Xintian of the Gamma Empire earlier. The Medusa Queen seems to be in Gamma Holy City. I should go kill her first! Seeing Xiao Yan preparing to leave the Demon Beast Mountain Range, and guessing there were no opportunities left for her to intercept, Gu Xun'er turned and departed. From start to finish, neither Xiao Yan nor Old Yao detected her presence. Old Yao, even at his Peak, was merely a Lord Dou. Before the current Gu Xun'er, his soul form was utterly insignificant.

Yun Shan and Jia Xintian have broken through to Sect Dou, and the Cloud Mist Sect has merged with the Gamma Empire. They've subdued the Snake race and established the Hongmeng Divine Sect, worshipping the God of Hongmeng. And in a very short time, they've swept through the surrounding empires like a spring wind scattering autumn leaves... Unlike Xiao Yan, who had been isolated in the mountains, Gu Xun'er was aware of events outside. She recalled the information she had gathered, a thoughtful look in her eyes. Who is this God of Hongmeng? Could it be a Sage Dou? Even if it is a Sage Dou, it doesn't matter.

Thinking of the power of her Qinglian Saint Body and the Chaos Golden Lotus Seed anomaly, Gu Xun'er felt confident. Even without them, with the heritage of her Ancient Clan, she wasn't afraid of a Sage Dou. Besides, in a minor place like this, the God of Hongmeng might only be a Lord Dou. Remembering the penalty for mission failure—erasure—a sharp glint flashed in Gu Xun'er's eyes. Medusa must die. No one can stop me!

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