My All-Heavens Chat Group

"Ding! 'I don't want to be Zhao Gao' has joined the chat group."

"Ding! Demon Lord Chonglou has joined the chat group."

As the two notifications sounded, the group suddenly became lively.

Tushan's Second Master: "Welcome, newcomers! Newbie Bao Zhao, report your strength and origin!"

Huashan Sect Master: "More newcomers! Welcome, welcome! (scattering flowers)"

Soul Hall Saint Girl: "Welcome, newcomers. If you're confused about anything, you can check the group files. Just think it in your mind to speak, post videos, and view files."

The Lord of Great Qin: "@I don't want to be Zhao Gao, are you Zhao Gao?"

I don't want to be Zhao Gao: "Where is this? Am I dead?"

Sure enough, the technology of the Qin Dynasty is too backward—no painkillers, no penicillin. It's a miracle I even survived! But why does it still hurt so much down there? HISSS! It hurts so much!

Tushan's Second Master: "???"

The Descendant of the Great Yan Royal Family: "???"

Dog Son of the Upper God: "@I don't want to be Zhao Gao, you're Gao Yao, right? You time-traveled from the 21st century to the Qin Dynasty and were just castrated after entering the Imperial Palace?"

I don't want to be Zhao Gao: "Huh? How do you know I time-traveled? Are you spirits from the Underworld?"

Tushan's Second Master: "The Omniscient and Omnipotent King Immortal makes his entrance! (scattering flowers)"

Dog Son of the Upper God: "@I don't want to be Zhao Gao, we're not spirits from the Underworld, and you're not dead. You're alive and well!"

I don't want to be Zhao Gao: "Huh, I really didn't die? But I might as well have! Are you immortals?"

Soul Hall Saint Girl: "We're not immortals. Only our God, the God of Hongmeng, is an eternal and undying Divine Spirit. As long as you believe in our God, regenerating a severed limb is a trivial matter. In the future, becoming an immortal or a god is also possible!"

Dominator of the Underworld Association: "The Saint Girl is indeed devout! My respects to you, who posted above; I shall learn from you! Salute!"

Demon Lord Chonglou: "An eternal and undying god?"

Demon Lord Chonglou: "Haha, a laughable Divine Spirit, still playing such tricks to fool mortals. Utterly ridiculous!"

Soul Hall Saint Girl: "How dare you blaspheme our God! The greatness of our God is beyond your imagination!"

Demon Lord Chonglou: "Who are you? State your name. This Lord doesn't kill the nameless!"

Dominator of the Underworld Association: "Damn! This newbie is pretty arrogant, even more so than me!"

Huashan Sect Master: "I just checked. The newbie actually has Eleventh Level strength. He indeed has the capital to be arrogant!"

The Descendant of the Great Yan Royal Family: "Eleventh Level strength is indeed much stronger than all of us in the group, but before our God, you're not even worthy to carry His shoes!"

Demon Lord Chonglou: "Quite interesting. To be able to pull my Primordial Spirit in here without me even noticing... But what kind of hero skulks in the shadows? If you have the guts, come out and fight me!"

Demon Lord Chonglou: "Who dares to fight me?"

「In God's kingdom.」

Above the throne in the Divine Kingdom's Temple, Hongmeng reviewed the chat messages. Gao Yao from the Mythical World! Demon Lord Chonglou from the Chinese Paladin 3 World! He instantly confirmed their identities.

Speaking of which, Gao Yao is quite a tragic figure, Hongmeng mused. Even more miserable than Yue Buqun in the group. All because he has a heartless and ungrateful 'brother' like Yi Xiaochuan. Not only was he implicated and castrated, becoming a eunuch, but he also ended up as a major villain, killed by the 'righteous' protagonist Yi Xiaochuan, whom he once regarded as a brother through life and death.

As for Demon Lord Chonglou... What is love in this world, that it makes one pledge life and death? After being kissed by Purple Xuan, his heart was stolen. The Demon Lord was never the same again, becoming a pitiful, lovesick fool! Looking at Chonglou's current combative demeanor, it seems he hasn't met Purple Xuan yet.

"Ding! Dog Son of the Upper God has uploaded a video!"

"Ding! Dog Son of the Upper God has uploaded a video!"

Dog Son of the Upper God: "@I don't want to be Zhao Gao @Demon Lord Chonglou, come on, spoilers ahead! Especially you, Red-haired Monster. One should be humble, whether human or demon. If you really provoke our God, you'll be in for it!"

Demon Lord Chonglou: "To find a worthy opponent in life, what fear is there in death?"

The Lord of Great Qin: "The Demon Lord is truly a battle maniac!"

Huashan Sect Master: "It's a pity our God and you are not on the same level. That wouldn't be called a worthy opponent; that would be asking for a beating!"

Dominator of the Underworld Association: "Indeed! Our God can cross billions of spacetimes and obliterate you in countless worlds with a single thought!"

Demon Lord Chonglou: "This Lord is in the Demon World. If he has the guts, let him come! I'd like to see how he plans to obliterate me! And what's this video? Utter nonsense! What's so interesting about women? Are they fun? A mere Descendant of Goddess Nuwa thinks she can bewitch this Lord? Would this Lord be shackled by romantic affections? To find a worthy opponent, to engage in a blood-boiling battle—that is a man's ultimate dream! Women only slow down the speed at which I draw my sword!"

Tushan's Second Master: "..."

Cloud Mist Sect Master: "..."

Soul Hall Saint Girl: "..."

Dog Son of the Upper God: "Confirmed! The number one hardcore straight man in this group!"

I don't want to be Zhao Gao: "Is the Gao Yao in this video... me?"

In the Mythical World, Gao Yao, lying in the castration room of the Great Qin Palace, watched the video sent by Wang Hao, his expression growing increasingly grim.

As they say, 'Those involved are blind, while bystanders see clearly.' Since transmigrating to the Qin Dynasty, how much suffering had he endured? Those years spent wandering the streets, picking through discarded vegetable leaves, gnawing on tree roots, being bullied by wild dogs—wasn't it all because he was searching for his 'good brother' Yi Xiaochuan? If not for seeking Yi Xiaochuan, with his five-star chef's culinary skills, he wouldn't have nearly starved to death working as a cook in the Qin Dynasty.

And Yi Xiaochuan? He became a disciple of a great master and swore brotherhood with Xiang Yu, always eating the best food and drinking fine wine, enjoying large bowls of wine and big chunks of meat. He even learned excellent martial arts. Later on, he played the hero saving a damsel in distress, flirting with the sisters Lu Su and Lu Zhi in Pei County, living a comfortable and carefree life. But Yi Xiaochuan never once thought about him, the brother who transmigrated with him, let alone went to find him.

When he finally met Yi Xiaochuan, he thought his fate would change. However, to avoid altering history, Yi Xiaochuan shamelessly kowtowed to that hooligan Liu Bang, even gifting Lu Zhi to him. This led to him being drugged by Liu Bang and eventually ending up in the Imperial Palace as a eunuch. While he was bullied and humiliated in the palace, Yi Xiaochuan never appeared. But when he finally rose up after enduring all the humiliation, Yi Xiaochuan showed up, only to accuse him of being ruthless and to criticize his every action. In the end, Yi Xiaochuan even became his enemy. Yi Xiaochuan always spoke of brotherhood, yet he ended up causing the death of Xiang Yu, who had shown him immense kindness. Anyone who was good to Yi Xiaochuan met a terrible end: Lu Su, Lu Zhi, Xiao Yue, Xiang Yu... And yet Liu Bang, the scoundrel who constantly schemed against Yi Xiaochuan, lived a very comfortable life. He seized the empire, became the Emperor, resting his head on beauties' laps while drunk, and wielding power over the world when sober.

Dog Son of the Upper God: "That's right, that's you. Well? Have you seen the true face of your 'good brother' Yi Xiaochuan yet?"

The Descendant of the Great Yan Royal Family: "The Main Character Halo is truly terrifying. People around them drop like flies, one after another, yet the main character always lives on just fine!"

Huashan Sect Master: "Brother Gao Yao, don't lose heart. Now that you've joined the chat group, your fate has already changed. Just pray to my God. While I can't guarantee your 'parts' will grow back immediately, healing your injuries and relieving your pain is absolutely no problem!"

Dominator of the Underworld Association: "Elder Yue, you seem unusually concerned about the newcomer. Are you perhaps thinking of your own original future, where you also... made a cut? (smirking)"

I don't want to be Zhao Gao: "Thank you! I shall believe in the Upper God starting now!"

Demon Lord Chonglou: "Heh, always deceiving ignorant mortals!"

Soul Hall Saint Girl: "Chong Lou, our God simply doesn't deign to bother with you. Do you really think you're invincible?"

Demon Lord Chonglou: "Who dares to battle me? This Lord doesn't fight women. Besides, if the ranking system in this absurd group is correct, you're merely of Eighth Level strength—akin to an ant to me!"

Tushan's Second Master: "Chong Lou, there's a 'Meditation Method' in the group files. Download it and read it once, and you will naturally feel the vast power of our God!"

Demon Lord Chonglou: "Good! This Lord would like to see just what kind of power this 'god' possesses!"

「RUMBLE...」

Within the Demon World of the Chinese Paladin 3 World, a terrifying aura permeated heaven and earth. Countless demonic shadows trembled under this presence, overcome with fear. They looked up at the dark, majestic palace in the sky with awe, prostrating themselves on the ground, terrified and uneasy.

"What's gotten into the Demon Lord?" Creek Wind muttered, looking at the violently surging Chong Lou, his heart pounding and his eyes full of confusion. He couldn't understand why Chong Lou would suddenly go into such a frenzy without reason.

"Quite impressive indeed, to be able to draw my Primordial Spirit into that place without me detecting the slightest trace. Interesting!" Demon Lord Chonglou's eyes blazed with fighting spirit and interest. The terrifying power around him retracted into his body, and the dreadful Demonic Qi that had filled the world vanished.

All beings in the Demon World felt as if a great mountain pressing on their backs had suddenly disappeared. Each one heaved a long sigh of relief.

The Demon Lord is truly terrifying. Utterly fearsome! He is indeed the peerless prodigy produced by the Demon World only once in billions of years.

"Since Flying Peng's reincarnation, there has been no one in the Six Realms worthy of a battle with me. Now, finally, some amusement has arrived!" Chonglou declared to himself.

How lonely it is to be invincible. Chong Lou does not fear encountering strong enemies. He only fears not having a worthy opponent. The stronger the enemy, the more excited he becomes.

"Let this Lord see who you are!"

Excited, the Demon Lord recalled the "Meditation Method" in his mind and, under Creek Wind's bewildered gaze, began to chant.

"When chaos was first opened, who rose to rule all destinies?"

Has the Demon Lord gone mad? Creek Wind's eyes widened. Is he hallucinating? The Demon Lord actually worshipping a Divine Spirit? This can't be a joke, right?

"I must have seen it wrong!" Creek Wind rubbed his eyes forcefully, only to find the Demon Lord still praying. His entire worldview was instantly overturned.

"Did someone ambush the Demon Lord just now and take control of him?" he wondered aloud. Remembering the Demon Lord's earlier unprovoked outburst, Creek Wind felt sure of his guess. But a Divine Spirit capable of controlling the Demon Lord... Is there such a powerful Divine Spirit in the Six Realms? Perhaps someone on the legendary Lady Nuwa's level?

"Ding! A strand of Faith Power has been detected. This time, you have received a 100,000-fold amplification, granting you 100,000 strands of Faith Power."

Demon Lord Chonglou, is it? Seated on the Divine Temple Throne within the Divine Kingdom's Temple, Hongmeng looked amused and murmured, "How lonely it is to be invincible. Well then, let me give you a proper taste of being utterly crushed!"