NOVEL NEXT Chapter 807: War of Words with the Beasts
An hour later, over a hundred divine beasts had shouted themselves hoarse, but when they looked at the Rabbit, other than having a few sips of wine to moisten his throat at halftime, his insults remained loud and full of energy, with eyes still shining brightly.
Eventually, after an hour and a half, over a hundred divine beasts were collectively insulted into depression and fell silent.
After all, you hurl one insult, and the other hurls several, with various creative greetings; who could withstand that?
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"Damn, isn't that Rabbit too fierce?"
"Damn it, if I see that Rabbit again, I will definitely stop talking and start fighting."
"You have to shut the Rabbit's mouth first, or you'll get infuriated to death."
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Meanwhile, those divine beasts who were on good terms with Yi Zheng couldn't help but snicker, exclaiming that the Rabbit was awesome, powerful, and so on.
Seeing that everyone on the other side had surrendered, Yi Zheng stealthily covered the Insulting Demon's ears, then pointed at the Nine Yin God and said, "Pretty boy, do you want to come and hurl some insults for a few rounds?
Your Master Rabbit lets you have three rounds, how about that?"
The Nine Yin God looked coldly at Yi Zheng. He wanted to join in the insults, but remembering the Rabbit's terrifying combat power, the words caught in his throat turned into a cold snort, and he turned his head away, ignoring Yi Zheng.
Turning his head, he found a sly Rabbit head leaning in, laying on the table watching the Nine Yin God: "Oh? Playing cold with me?
Ice queen, huh?
Let's chat a little, shall we?"
The Nine Yin God looked at the Rabbit in front of him gloomily, his lips twitching. Just as he was about to speak, he saw the Rabbit's big eyes sparkling with excitement!
He immediately realized that the Rabbit was trying to lure him into speaking and then seize the chance to insult him, so he suppressed the urge and turned his head to the other side.
The Rabbit followed again: "Don't look over there, look at me! What's wrong? Are you shy looking at me?
Could it be you've fallen for me?
Could it be you're into guys?
Oh my, you actually like men!"
The Nine Yin God couldn't hold back anymore and slammed the table, "Enough! Rabbit, don't force me to take action!"
Then he saw the Rabbit jump back more than a meter, looking terrified, "You want to fight? Oh no...
I'm so scared, I'm so scared!
Come on, make a move, I'm so scared..."
While saying this, the Rabbit swayed his plump body back and forth, finally wriggling like a big worm on the Nine Yin God's table, shouting provocatively: "Hit me, come on, hit me, hit me!"
The Nine Yin God was so angry that his face turned livid, fists clenched, eyes glaring, divine power inside him started to surge, but in the end, he dared not explode.
The Nine Yin God abruptly stood up and switched to a different table.
Then he saw the Rabbit wriggle over, looking at him slyly, "Oh my, pretty boy, what a coincidence, we meet again."
"Bang!"
The Nine Yin God slapped the table next to the Rabbit, and with a crack, the table shattered. He glared at the Rabbit, "Rabbit, don't push me!"
Yi Zheng had a look of terror on his face, and the Nine Yin God thought he had scared the Rabbit, but the next moment, the Rabbit grinned, "Oh my, I'm scared to death... I'm so scared!
So scared...
You are so scary...
Come on, I'm provoking you now, go ahead, challenge the dignity of the Mount Tai God!
I'm rooting for you!"
The Nine Yin God was so furious that smoke began to seep from his head...
He thought highly of his status, naturally couldn't engage in a vulgar insult match with a Rabbit, especially since losing would be too humiliating.
But being chased and provoked by this Rabbit continuously, even a clay Bodhisattva would get infuriated.
Luckily, at that moment, a voice rang out: "Welcome the Mount Tai God!"
With that, everyone looked at the large stone engraved with Five Mountains Venerable, and the black stone at that moment emitted golden light. From the golden light emerged a middle-aged man clad in armor, looking like a Great General.
Upon seeing the person, everyone stood up and saluted, "Greetings to the Mount Tai God!"
Yi Zheng curiously observed the Mount Tai God. For some reason, the Mount Tai God looked somewhat familiar to him, resembling the Great Emperor of the East Peak of Mount Tai he had seen at the Pan Peach Festival of the Queen Mother, at least the armor looked similar.
But on second thought, the Great Emperor of the East Peak of Mount Tai was an authentic Mount Tai God, on a level far surpassing this one.
Over there, the Mount Tai God returned the salute and then gestured for everyone to sit down.
Looking at the many divine beasts, the Mount Tai God said, "Fellow companions…"
Yi Zheng's rectum tightened at these words, looking at everyone with eyes that turned strange, thinking to himself: "These guys are quite the players."
The Mount Tai God continued, "Gathering everyone at Mount Tai this time is not only for the divine gathering but also to inform you of one thing.
Just a month ago, I reached Level 19 Perfection, ready to break through to Level 20 and become an Immortal Beast at any time."
A clamor erupted below, and Yi Zheng was astonished as well.
He just heard people saying the Mount Tai God was a Level 18 divine beast, and in the blink of an eye, he turned out to be Level 19 Perfection!
This news is just too outdated, or has the Mount Tai God hidden too deeply?
Yi Zheng simply couldn't understand, after Level 11, upgrading was so difficult, gaining experience was so challenging, how did they upgrade?
He hadn't heard anyone building a Divine Country either...
The Mount Tai God continued, "You don't need to be surprised. I merely gave up on experience cultivation and focused purely on pursuing the Dao. I would not recommend others to follow in my footsteps, as my path has its flaws."
"Mount Tai God is being modest; we are all System Gods. The system positioned us as teen-level divine beasts. The advantage is we were first, the downside is we're destined not to progress step-by-step perfectly from Level 1 upwards.
The foundation is already missing a few steps." a divine beast immediately said.
Various divine beasts nodded, followed by a collective sigh.
"It may look glorious, but the agony within is only known to us." someone said.
"Indeed..." the crowd echoed.
However, not everyone felt that way; Yi Zheng noticed that barks-at-heaven dog, Jidian, the Nine Yin God, and the Peach Blossom Immortal from over there didn't sigh, suggesting they might have their unique opportunities.
But Yi Zheng didn't mind; he had genuinely leveled up from Level 1, progressing perfectly along the way.
Moreover, he had endured the harsh trials of the terrifying Divine Form Heavenly Tribulation, with such robust foundations, he could boast to be second only to no one else present.
"No wonder that old guy's level is so high. Turns out he gave up on level upgrading. I was just thinking, level upgrading isn't something so easily done…" Yi Zheng muttered to himself.
The Mount Tai God continued, "Even though I may have gone ahead, it means I will explore the pathway for everyone.
Reaching Level 20, the road to becoming an Immortal Beast will soon be visible to all.
To be honest, I don't have high hopes for myself.
Perhaps, my ascension day will also be my fall.
If, at the time of my fall, I can offer some help to everyone, it will be worthwhile."