Monster Under the Bed

Sally sat crying in her bed in her dark room.

"Sally? Are you well?" Und asked.

"No," Sally kept crying, "He broke up with me."

"Who?"

"My boyfriend. The jerk broke up with me, and now he's dating someone else."

"The scoundrel! Want me to eat him?" Und growled.

Sally stopped crying, "What? Eat him?"

"Yes, I don't normally eat humans, but I would make an exception for him."

Sally thought about what Und said and replied, "No, that might be too extreme."

"I could gobble him up in one bite!" Und teased.

Sally laughed, "Yum!"

Und laughed, "But he would probably give me a stomach ache."

Sally laughed out loud, "Thank you, Und. Goodnight."

"Goodnight, Sally."