Monster Under the Bed

"Tomorrow is the first day of high school," Sally said to the dark room.

"Didn't you just change schools already?" Und asked.

"Yes, but this is different. I'm going to be a freshman."

"Fresh man? Does that mean some men aren't fresh?"

Sally laughed, "Yea, they're called jocks."

"I've met a few humans, but none called jocks. Is that like a paladin?"

"I don't think so. What's a paladin like?"

"Usually a holy warrior. They fight for justice and to right wrongs, or at least the few I've met have. Nice people."

"No, jocks are just athletic. Like football or basketball players."

"Ah, yes. Human sports. I take it they stink?"

"Yea, that's a better way of putting it." Sally sighs, "Goodnight, Und."

"Goodnight Sally"