Monster Taming Broadcast

Chapter 22



The monster in the video uploaded by Pururu.

It resembled the ordinary slime I knew very closely.

【Yumi】─So you’re saying the video is real?
【Pururu】─D-d?

【Mysticism】─🤨

“I don’t think it’s fake, as it looks too much like the ordinary slime I know. Of course, modern technology is so advanced these days that I can’t be entirely sure.”

【Pururu】─So not being sure means there’s a possibility it’s a fake video?

I nodded and replied.

“That could be possible.”

【Yumi】─That doesn’t really make sense, does it? What are the odds that a fake video made by an average person happens to look exactly like a real slime?

“The odds aren’t that low. Slimes are pretty simple in design compared to other monsters. It’s an easy form to imagine. Anyway.”

I slowly raised my hand.

And continued while holding up my thumb, index, and middle fingers.

“There are three possibilities. The slime in the video is a real one, or it’s just a fake video that coincidentally happens to resemble a real slime…”

I folded my thumb and index finger.

Lastly, I slowly lowered my middle finger.

“A manipulated video made by someone who has actually seen a slime. In other words, a returnee.”

【Pururu】─Huh? Is there another returnee besides you, Gun?

“I don’t know. There could be.”

【Pururu】─What do you know, huh? ㅡㅡ
【Yumi】─But if this is a fake, why would they make such a video?

“Probably just for fun, or maybe to attract attention and boost their YouTube channel. Either way, I think the chance of it being a real slime is the highest among the three guesses. Even if someone has actually seen a slime, perfectly recreating it like this would be quite difficult unless they are an incredible technician.”

Saying this might make the assistants feel anxious.

To reassure them, I should have lied, but I spoke my thoughts honestly.

It’s not like they should feel anxious over a slime.

“If this is a real slime, there’s no need to worry. As you saw in the video, it’s a monster that an average person can easily catch, right? A mere slime won’t cause any harm to Earth.”

【Pururu】─That’s true. I think I could defeat an ordinary slime too. Haha.
【Mysticism】─😏
【Pururu】─Are you laughing at me? Do you want to die?
【Yumi】─Um… Do you think a slime could create a pandemic or something? After all, it’s a monster from another world, so I’m worried it might carry some unknown virus that Earthlings don’t know about.

Ha Yumi was still very concerned.

“Slimes are pretty clean creatures, so you don’t need to worry. Plus, they are actually beneficial monsters to Earth. They can eat anything and digest it, making them very useful for waste disposal.”

【Pururu】─But what if it eats things like buildings?

“People will control that well enough. Anyway, Yumi.”

【Yumi】─Yes?

“If more videos like this get uploaded, let me know each time. If stronger monsters than slimes appear, it could be dangerous.”

【Yumi】─Oh, okay! I’ll check YouTube regularly! I’ll also check other video sites, both domestic and foreign.
【Pururu】─But doesn’t it make a difference if Gun tells you? You’re not even on Earth right now.

“Does it make a difference? I can offer help.”

【Pururu】─?? Aren’t you stuck there because you can’t return to Earth?

“I can’t go back. But instead…”

I squatted down for a moment.

And while petting my monsters, I continued speaking.

“I can send these guys.”

【Pururu】─?
【Yumi】─Oh! With the ticket I bought from the vending machine?
【Pururu】─?
【Yumi】─Silly Pururup. Don’t you remember what ticket Gun bought?
【Pururu】─? Are you talking about the Reverse Support Ticket?
【Yumi】─That’s a ticket that can send items, you dumb plain marine life.
【Pururu】─Then how do we send the monsters? Explain it, you dumb marine creature.
【Yumi】─With a Dispatch Ticket. Not just any Dispatch Ticket, but a Designated Dispatch Ticket.

Ha Yumi’s answer was spot on.

Dispatch Ticket.

The authorization to send one tamed monster to another dimension for 24 hours.

And the Designated Dispatch Ticket purchased alongside the dispatch ticket.

This ticket allows sending it to a dimension that has a connection to me.

In other words, it meant I could dispatch monsters to Earth.

Also, using the Designated Dispatch Ticket would allow sending them near the assistants.

I learned this fact while munching on pork.

I explained this to the still clueless Pururu.

【Pururu】─Haha, I totally understand now.
【Mysticism】─😏

“You catch on quickly.”

【Pururu】─I’m pretty smart. Hehe.
【Yumi】─Don’t get happy; that wasn’t a compliment.

“Anyway, if monsters appear that Earth people can’t handle, I’ll send one monster with the Designated Dispatch Ticket. If you meet a monster and get into danger, just ask for help, and I’ll send one for you guys too. You too, Pururu and Missy.”

【Yumi】─Thank you! We’ll support you too! If we find another vending machine, I’ll pay for the Designated Dispatch Ticket!
【Pururu】─We’ll support you like crazy. Of course, Ha Yumi will.
【Yumi】─Don’t mention my name. If you’re going to reference me, reveal your real name too.
【Pururu】─You’re getting on my nerves now, using your real name as your nickname.
【Yumi】─At least you didn’t include your last name.
【Pururu】─What does that matter?
【Yumi】─You don’t want to let me use your full name because you think it’s disrespectful. You lied about expelling me if I didn’t reveal my name initially.
【Pururu】─You’re so narrow-minded. (Not talking bad)
【Yumi】─I guess you aren’t afraid of a plain little friend.
【Pururu】─Sorry.
【Yumi】─I’ll let it slide just this once.
【Pururu】─Thanks.

What is Pururu even scared of…?

This isn’t an ordinary broadcast, and I can’t report anything.

Screenshots don’t work, and even if they did, there’s no way to track them down.

‘Was Pururu always a guy?’

I had assumed it was a girl.

He seemed to enjoy seeing my exposed form.

But considering those crude jokes, there’s a chance he might be a guy.

Girls make dirty jokes too, but on average, guys do more.

Especially that level of crass humor.

‘If he’s a guy, then he’s gay… I mean, a homosexual.’

…I should respect his preferences.

【Pururu】─But Gun, what if people discover the monsters? Won’t the government try to cover it up? They could seize the videos.

“Why would they cover it up?”

【Pururu】─Isn’t that what governments do?
【Yumi】─You’ve watched too many movies.

“I don’t really know about that, but if they can cover it up, it’s actually a good thing.”

【Pururu】─Why is that?

“If they can cover it up, it means the monsters are weak enough for Earthlings to handle. We don’t really need to worry about those kinds of monsters.”

【Pururu】─Oh, I see.
【Yumi】─Pururup’s too stupid for his own good.

【Pururu】─ㅠ

【Mysticism】─🤭

I still didn’t know if the previous video was real or not.

And I had set up a contingency plan in case Earth was in danger.

Well, more like I just happened to have a plan.

Anyway.

I decided to stop worrying about that video for now.

Right now, my survival and labyrinth exploration were my top priorities.

*

There were eight passages connected to the hideout.

Except for Passage No. 1, I had completed the exploration of the rest.

However, I hadn’t really fully explored any of them.

I had only lightly inspected the entrances without going deep inside.

And now, I was considering which passage to select for a deep exploration.

‘Which passage should I choose?’

First off, I discarded Passage No. 1.

That was where the giant skeleton monster was.

It would be foolish to explore knowing that a monster I couldn’t face was there.

I carefully contemplated Passages No. 2 through 8.

Should I explore in order again?

Or should I go back to Passage No. 5 or Passage No. 8 where I discovered food?

Choosing Passage No. 7 where the vending machine appeared wouldn’t be a bad idea either.

Even if it was gone now, it might have reappeared, or there might be another vending machine deep inside.

‘This is tough.’

After much contemplation, I reached a decision.

I’d just stick to my original plan and go in numerical order, but this time in reverse.

It would be Passage No. 8.

I approached the entrance of Passage No. 8 and glanced at the jellyfish.

“Jellyfish. Since I have a full belly, let’s use some strength and move quickly.”

[Pii!]

The jellyfish’s Speed Magic was enhanced.

My body felt lighter.

【Yumi】─Looks like you’re planning to explore Passage No. 8 again.
【Pururu】─You must want to eat pork again.
【Mysticism】─😋

Thus, we began the re-exploration of Passage No. 8.

After eating, I was filled with energy, so I ran vigorously.

*

About an hour into the run, I started to feel a little tired.

So I slowed down and switched to walking.

Still, thanks to the Speed Magic, I was moving at a speed that an average person could maintain.

【Yumi】─We keep running into forks in the road.
【Pururu】─It’s like an ant’s nest.

Passage No. 8 was a series of forks.

As I went deeper in, various bifurcations popped up, from two to five, and now I reached a point where there were as many as ten paths.

At first, I pondered which way to choose.

But now, I was moving forward without hesitation.

If I hesitated with every choice, it would only lengthen my exploration time.

For reference, I was only choosing the left paths.

I didn’t want to confuse myself when coming back.

It was a simple strategy.

As I kept progressing, I suddenly heard a faint sound.

“Ugh, ugh…”

Focusing my ears, it sounded like some creature’s moan.

I slowly approached the source of the sound.

Then, in a dark corner where the stalactites’ light couldn’t reach, a figure came into view.

It was crawling toward me while dragging itself along the ground.

【Pururu】─Something’s coming!!! Get ready for combat!!!
【Yumi】─Gun, be careful!
【Mysticism】─👻

The silhouette emerged from the darkness and became clearly visible.

It wasn’t human.

It looked more like a monster.

However, it was not a monster that typically inhabits the labyrinth.

『Drifter』

The word “Drifter” floated above its head.



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