MHA: Living as a Mineta is hard

Mineta opened his eyes before he frowned because of the light, causing his eyes to feel uncomfortable. Then, adjusting his eyesight, he felt confused.

"...an unfamiliar ceiling."

His voice was quiet, yet it was like a large rock thrown on the calm pond, causing a big ripple and causing everyone to notice that he had woken up.

"Minoru!"

"Huh? You have woken up!"

"DON'T MAKE ME WORRY, YOU BASTARD!"

He saw all of his women were there, and he could see how messed up their appearance was. Still, he thought to joke around. He frowned for a moment, showing confusion on his face as he asked, "...who are you?"

"....." Everyone.

They were all shocked and seemed unable to believe what they heard, yet Ibara's reaction was much faster. She just put her hand on his penis, rubbing it with love and care, then asked, "Do you remember now?"

"...." Everyone.

"....." Mineta.

"...if you do more, I might remember something."

"...." Everyone.

They realized that this guy was playing around. While his joke wasn't funny since it sent them into dread, even if he was injured, they decided to play with him.

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In the hall, many people ran with all of their might. If many people saw them, they would be dumbfounded since those people were someone with high status. Watching all of them lose their calm as if they were being chased by debt collectors made many people confused, but when they saw a room, they felt their hearts beating even faster. They wanted to enter the room, but they were stopped by the staff since the person inside needed a check-up.

"Huh? Hasn't he woken up?"

"Yeah, is there something wrong with him?"

Everyone asked anxiously.

The staff shook her head and said, "I don't know, but Recovery Lady is checking his body inside, so please wait for a moment. Please be quiet, so you won't interrupt the treatment."

Hearing those words, they clamped their mouths, forcing themselves to be quiet. Fortunately, the sound insulation inside the room was good, or else, they would hear the voices of several women along with the roar of an old lady.

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"...can you hold back a little?" Recovery Lady looked at the group of young women speechlessly. Mineta had just woken up, but what about this chaos? Even though it was a good thing for him to promote the population of people in this country, there had always been the right occasion and time, right?

More importantly, Mineta was injured.

How could an injured person do something like this?

They could only lower their heads and felt embarrassed. They didn't say anything since they knew that they were wrong.

"That's right. That's right." Mineta's voice echoed.

"........" Everyone.

"You're also at fault!" Recovery Lady roared. "You scumbag, playboy, womanizer, human scum, dirty lecher, light novel protagonist!"

"........" Mineta.

The rest of the insults aside, he felt speechless being called the light novel protagonist.

However, Recovery Lady's words didn't end, and she kept chewing him down since she realized that this guy was worse than she had imagined. But, she had to admit that as a hero, his spirit, courage, and power were worthy of admiration. To protect the people and everyone in this country, he dared to face the danger even in front of death, yet as a man, this guy was a bastard!

There was no doubt this guy had been with several women, and he did more than hold hands!

In other words, this guy was a scumbag!

Yet, she also understood his charm, and it was why he was sought after.

Unlike All-Might, who was straight-laced and only thought about being a hero, Mineta was flirty, yet somehow, it humanized him. It made him relatable, and it made him more likable somehow.

Yet, she had to say the number was too much!

Also, what was wrong with Ryukyu, Mirko, and the female members of the Wild, Wild Pussycats?

Weren't they professional heroes?

Why did they have a relationship with Mineta?

Recovery Lady had a headache, but she could see that all of them were happy, so she didn't stop this matter, and at the same time, she knew that he was under constant stress from various things, so she couldn't blame him, so much.

Having comfort from a woman definitely wasn't something harmful, and she could tell he could conduct himself in public, perfectly hiding his private life.

With that said, she reminded him about the guests that would come to visit him.

Mineta nodded since he knew that the one that was most anxious would be the government when he hadn't woken up. Still, many might be confused as to why he decided to pass out and only regained consciousness now, but if he didn't do that, he was afraid that the world wouldn't understand the importance of his life.

Mineta wanted to remind them that without them, they were helpless and they could do nothing.

As expected, when the government staff was allowed to enter, including the madam president, they talked excitedly to him since they knew that they were alright as long as he had woken up.

Mineta tried to force himself to stand up, but they quickly stopped him, telling him to rest as much as possible. They didn't want to force him too much and even treated him like the most precious treasure.

With that said, they didn't stay too long since as long as they knew Mineta was alright and told them that his power hadn't weakened and he only needed a rest; they felt relief.

As long as Mineta existed, the problem in this country would be solved.

Still, when they thought about the press, which was held today, they hesitated, but in the end, they only let Hawk and Endeavour take it since they knew that Mineta wasn't in the position to do that. More importantly, he had just woken up, and they were afraid that his condition might worsen.

When they left, Mineta also regained his calm, and along with his women, he continued to relax in the best room in the hospital. He wondered whether they could wear a nurse uniform for him, yet Recovery Lady was still around, so he didn't dare to voice his inner desire. It was just that the door was knocked on again.

"Excuse me."

"Ah, Fuyu-nee..." However, his voice stopped when he saw an attractive mature woman.

Who?

"Are you alright, Minoru?" Fuyumi asked worriedly.

"Um, thank you for worrying about me."

Fuyumi didn't seem to notice the women around him, who had been staring at the two of them since, in her eyes, there was only him, yet it was different from Rei Todoroki. She realized that even if Mineta might be better than her husband, on a certain part, he was worse than her husband.

"Um... this is?"

"Ah, this is my mother."

"Hello, Mineta-kun." Rei bowed her head like a virtuous woman. "Thank you for taking care of my husband and children."

"........"

Why?

Why did he become excited somehow?

"No, no. It's not a problem for me! I will take care of Fuyu— no, I mean, as a hero, it's my job to protect her!" Mineta patted his chest reassuringly.

"......" Everyone.

"........." Recovery Lady.

"Minoru." Fuyumi was embarrassed.

Rei also smiled since he was more than she had imagined.

As they talked, Mineta couldn't help but ask warily, "By the way, Endeavour isn't around, right?" He was afraid that, as of now, Endeavour might burn him down now. 

Watching his worried and scared expression, Fuyumi and Rei wanted to laugh again.

"No, he should be in the press today."

"Press?" Mineta was dumbfounded. "What kind?"