NOVEL NEXT Chapter 493: Specialization in the Art Industry
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 493 Specialization in the Art Industry
"Are you leaving now?" Seimei got up and asked them to stay, "There is also a grand banquet waiting for us to celebrate. If you can, call that man over. No... he should be called the common benefactor of our two families now. Thanks to him, our two families can finally relinquish our past grudges and free ourselves from the incomplete story a thousand years ago."
"No need." Gintoki waved his hand, turned around, and walked toward the door, "As long as I can see Ana Ketsuno's smile on the TV, I will be satisfied."
"Really, you're quite good at saying beautiful things." Seimei shook his head and smiled helplessly, "If Crystel heard it, maybe the two of them really could..."
"Well, Shinpachi and Gin-chan, you guys can go first-aru!" Kagura looked at Shinpachi and Gintoki, who were about to walk to the door, and said seriously, "I want to stay here and attend the party in place of my little uncle-aru! Since my little uncle is not here, I, a direct relative, can only attend-aru!"
"Hey, if you don't keep up, this month's salary will be deducted." Gintoki's lazy voice came.
"Bastard! How dare you threaten me with my salary!" Instantly, Kagura rushed forward angrily, "Have you ever paid-aru? How many months have you owed?!"
"Your salary should be already in your hands a this time, but in the end, all was lost because of that bastard uncle of yours." Gintoki dug his nose and explained in a casual tone.
"Hey, it has nothing to do with Kawaki-san, right?" Shinpachi complained, "You lost all of it, right?"
Seimei stopped in front of the two newly made kamidana in the corner of the room. He picked up two incense sticks from the table and cast a small flame spell. After that, he respectfully inserted them into the incense burner before the kamidana.
(Kamidana, (Japanese: "god-shelf"), in the Shintō religion of Japan, a miniature shrine, the centre of daily worship in a household or a shop. The kamidana usually consists of a small cupboard or shelf on which are displayed articles of veneration and daily offerings.)
It was worth mentioning that on the two kamidanas, one had "Kyu" written while the other had the words "Ame".
...
What Gintoki and the other two did not know was that not long after the three of them left, the two love teachers Kawaki talked about came to the door of Shirino's residence together.
After the two of them greeted each other, Douman welcomed them in with great hospitality and respect.
By the way, these two people were a man and a woman. The man was very similar to a gorilla. The woman was dressed like a ninja. She had a light purple long hair and a red framed glasses on her face.
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In the guest room of Shirino.
"Bastard!"
After listening to the emotional experience between Douman and Crystel, Kondo stood up, cursed, and then directly threw a hook at Douman.
"AH!" Douman cried out in pain and spat out a mouthful of blood. He was directly smashed several meters away and fell heavily on the floor.
"Do you really think you can get that woman's body and mind through that forced marriage method?! You bastard!" Kondo pointed at Douman's nose and cursed, "You know nothing about love, but you have still done that method. You are a bastard and a scumbag!"
"Really, I thought he was some kind of guy, but he turned out to be such a bastard who doesn't know anything about love." Sacchan, on the side, raised her eyebrows in contempt, "Hey, Gorilla, give up. Such a man is not worthy of us teaching him our experience."
After saying that, Sacchan got up and walked toward the door. At the same time, Kondo spat and turned to follow Sacchan.
"Wait! Masters!" Douman quickly knelt down to the two and shouted, "I already know my mistake! No matter what! Please guide me! I... I really don't know how to pursue Crystel again! Please! If it's the person recommended by that person, there must be a way!"
As if he couldn't bear it, Kondo stopped and looked at Sacchan, then tentatively asked, "Well, since he said so, why don't we give him some guidance?"
When Sacchan heard this, she turned her face away and made a difficult expression. After half a minute, she shook her head and sighed. Then she turned her head and looked at Douman, who was still kneeling on the ground and bowing respectfully to them.
"There is no other way. We'll give you some guidance, but you're not allowed to call us master until you complete your studies!" Sacchan said seriously.
"Yes, becoming our disciple cannot be achieved in a day or two." Kondo took over, "You must take our teachings seriously and keep them in mind! Do you have this awareness?!"
"Of course! I will do anything for Crystel!" Douman raised his head and shouted, "Master! Believe me!"
"Well, it seems that you are not a hopeless guy. So, let's not hide our strength." Kondo chuckled and then looked at Sacchan, "Teach him everything you need to teach him."
"There's nothing I can do. After all, it's a mission," Sacchan said helplessly, "Since he is so devout, I can only be a little more serious."
"Master!" Douman was instantly moved and did not know what to do.
"Listen up! From now on, we will begin a three-day intensive training for you!" Kondo shouted seriously, "It is a very cruel and even somewhat inhuman training! Do you have confidence?!"
"Yes! I will accept any training for Crystel!" Douman stood up and answered honestly.
"Well, the momentum is not bad. In this case, training him at all is not a waste." Sacchan pushed up the glasses on her face and then looked at Kondo, "Okay, give him what he needs for the first step of training that was discussed in advance. Only by completing that will he be able to withstand the rest of the training."
"Have the masters prepared in advance?" Douman asked in surprise.
"Ah, before coming here, I have already formulated some suitable training plans for you according to the conditions that you have no love experience at all."
As he spoke, Kondo took out a tall stack of game discs from behind and placed them in Douman's arms.
"First of all, within twenty-four hours, clear all these high-quality Galgames for me. Every stage must be passed perfectly, and every step and every choice must be completely memorized! I will check your completion rate at this time tomorrow. If you don't achieve 100%, then there is no need to continue."
"This... is it really possible?" Douman swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked with some doubt.
"Sure enough, we should leave. This guy still suspects us even now." Sacchan, who was at the side, turned around without thinking and was about to leave.
"Wait a minute," Kondo raised his hand to stop her, "This guy just has no experience in love. Once he gets addicted to it, he will know how many ways there are in love."
As he spoke, Kondo cupped his hands and looked at Douman again, "It doesn't matter if you have doubts. Just open one and try it out for yourself. Falling in love is not a child's plaything. You can't rush it. Now, do as I say."
"Y-Yes." Only then did Douman agree.
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On the other side, the Yorozuya trio led by Gintoki were on their way home.
"But speaking of it, everyone is really happy with the result this time." Shinpachi suddenly smiled and said, "The normal weather has returned, and Ana Ketsuno's dismissal crisis can also be over. The thousand-year grudge between the Ketsuno and Shirino has also ended, and even Antenmaru has returned to normal. And the goddess called Kyu has also successfully ascended to Takamagahara."
"Indeed." Gintoki raised his head and looked at the sky. His expression seemed a little emotional, and he whispered softly, "Only he can do things to this extent."
"Gin-san, what did you say?" Shinpachi asked doubtfully.
"No, it's nothing," Gintoki replied casually.
"But you can't say that you have no regrets. That goddess..." Shinpachi thought of something and said with some emotion, "Although I don't know what happened between her and Kawaki-san, she waited for so many years to hear Kawaki-san's evaluation. However, in the end, she didn't hear a simple evaluation from Kawaki-san. I don't know how to evaluate Kawaki-san this time; I feel he was a little heartless..."
"So, didn't I say it?" Gintoki curled the corners of his mouth and casually replied, "He's just a scumbag, a woman from the past? How can that bastard remember it clearly?"
"But little uncle is very hardworking-aru," said Kagura. "He ate and vomited after eating, then repeated it without stopping."
As she spoke, Kagura recalled the scene of Kawaki vomiting and eating Pandemonium without stopping for even a moment.
"No. Just thinking about it makes me want to vomit." Kagura covered her mouth and said with a head full of black lines.
"But..." Gintoki sighed and continued, "That guy is indeed a scumbag, but he has never let a woman cry, even once."
"Eh?! Really?!" Shinpachi looked at Gintoki in disbelief.
"Yeah, I have never seen a woman cry for him."
"Then... in that case..." Shinpachi suddenly thought of something, "Kawaki-san didn't want to see the tears of that goddess..."
"Who knows?" Gintoki answered casually.
"No, I cried for my little uncle-aru!" Kagura raised his hand and reminded him, "During the Benizakura Arc-aru!"
"That's only because you are an idiot."
"Who's an idiot! You naturally wavy hair idiot!" Kagura instantly exploded and pounced on Gintoki's back. With a fierce face, she opened her mouth and bit Gintoki's head.
"AHHH!!!" Gintoki screamed and then roared, "What are you doing?! My head is about to be bitten by you! Are you a dog?! Did you learn from Sadaharu? No, Sadaharu learned it from you, right?"