Marvel's Berserker pleads to die
Chapter 16 Zhou Youping's Road to Self-Weakening
Chapter 16 Zhou Youping's Road to Self-Weakening
Soon after, Zhou Youping followed Frank to a safe house of the latter.
Then, after some negotiation, Zhou Youping and Frank made a plan for their cooperation.
The content is as follows:
Frank starts to make a plan to deal with the skeleton gang from now on.
The first few days were all about technical activities and mental matters, which Zhou Youping could not use for the time being.
In addition, Frank discovered that Zhou Youping was "American blind" at all, so he asked Zhou Youping to go online during the few days when he hadn't done anything to make up for the common sense here in the United States.
Three to five days later, Frank's plan began to close, and Zhou Youping's fighting power was needed at this time.
After solving the Skeleton Gang, Frank was able to free up his hands to help Zhou Youping investigate the Hand Society's intelligence starting from the "washing powder" transaction.
After the negotiation, Frank gave Zhou Youping a computer and a mobile phone, and explained:
"Don't leave your traces on other network or communication tools. This computer and mobile phone are all modified by me, and they have strong anti-surveillance and anti-intrusion functions.
Even if they are really invaded, they will sound the alarm at the first time, and then self-destruct. When the time comes, you should remember to throw them away quickly.
Forget it, just don't hurt innocent people.
I have my number in my phone, and I will contact you anytime.
Carry your mobile phone with you, don’t use it as a landline.”
When Frank thought of Zhou Youping's various naive behaviors not long ago, he couldn't help telling him repeatedly.
Zhou Youping knew that compared with Frank's knowledge, he was like a primary school student. He listened carefully to Frank's words, and his head was like a three-good student.
Zhou Youping (obedient): "Hmm, wait a minute. You said self-destruct. Would it explode?"
Frank: "Yes."
Zhou Youping: "Is it powerful?"
Frank: "Huaxia has a toy called 'Er Tijiao', do you know that?"
Zhou Youping nodded.
Frank: "The power is about the same as that, not too great, mainly because there are more electric sparks, which can easily cause burns."
After listening to Frank's words, Zhou Youping, as a senior mobile phone party, had the idea of staying away from mobile phones for the first time.
Zhou Youping likes to put his mobile phone by the bed before going to bed, what if it blows up while sleeping?
It doesn't matter if he gets hurt or not, he is worried that when he wakes up, he finds that his hairstyle has become a "yin and yang head", and then he has to shave his head.
After shaving his head, what if he becomes stronger again?
Frank left after explaining the matter. He was unwilling to rest in an environment with dangerous factors around him unless necessary.
Zhou Youping is too dangerous.
Although Zhou Youping's body was healed during the upgrade, too many things happened this day, which made his spirit tired.
In order to eliminate mental exhaustion as soon as possible, Zhou Youping immediately went to bed after taking a bath and turned off the light.
Then turned on the phone.
Really fragrant!
It was not until noon the next day that Zhou Youping reluctantly put down the phone.
He should get up to wash and eat
so depraved
At this point, someone should be thinking:
Zhou Youping!
Do you still want to go home!
What time has it been, are you still here drunk and dreaming?Hurry up and work hard!
We're here to see when you die!
We want to watch the fight!
Look at the helplessness you feel when you are beaten to death but you can't be beaten to death!
We're not here to watch the Salted Fish Daily Show!
Go to hell!
If someone can break the fourth wall and come up and ask him these questions
Zhou Youping would say:
hehe~
childish!
Mortal wisdom!
Three times in a row.
Do you think I'm really just playing with my phone when I stay up late? !
wrong!
Big mistake!
You have to know that in this situation where you will be upgraded and strengthened by the system to send skills at every turn.
I have become too strong!
If I want to die successfully in battle, I, Zhou Youping, not only have to take the initiative to find enemies who can kill me, but also find ways to weaken myself!
Think about it, a Zhou Youping who is in good spirits or a Zhou Youping who stays up all night for seven days and nights, which one is most likely to be beaten to death?
Moreover, do you think staying up late is as happy as you think for Zhou Youping?
Do not!no!
Because his body was strengthened, Zhou Youping's energy was many times stronger than that of ordinary people.
Even if he doesn't sleep for a day, he can't appreciate the fun of eyelid fighting at all!
Feel the comfort of yawning when you are tired!
I can't feel the exhilaration of ice-fire X-heaven due to the lack of rest and weakened immunity of the body. A sudden gust of wind causes the whole body to tremble, goose bumps stand up, and the skeletal muscles produce heat instantly!
He has never encountered any of these small interests in the past!
Do you still think Zhou Youping will be as happy as you imagined?
Do not!
You can't even imagine. His happiness.
Well, to weaken oneself by staying up all night was indeed Zhou Youping's initial thought.
But at the beginning, Zhou Youping felt that he was in an unfamiliar environment. Because he did not understand the culture of the United States, the things on the Internet in the United States would probably be "listening to the cow and playing the piano" to him.
He was ready for a boring night in front of his phone.
The mobile phone cannot be put down, how much radiation from the mobile phone can have the effect of weakening Zhou Youping, can't it?
Not only the mobile phone is turned on, but even the computer screen is turned on in the direction of Zhou Youping
Anyway, he is not paying the electricity bill.
However, Zhou Youping overlooked one thing.
Sand sculpture knows no borders and does not require cultural heritage!
Zhou Youping stared at the sand sculpture jokes of American netizens in a daze all night and all morning.
Zhou Youping didn't even eat breakfast, because skipping breakfast is an unhealthy behavior, which is exactly what he needs.
It would be best if Zhou Youping suddenly suffered from hypoglycemia or acute appendicitis in the middle of the battle
ho ho ho ho ~
This chance of death in battle can't be soaring?
You still have to eat lunch and dinner, after all, death from starvation is not considered death in battle after all.
Zhou Youping solved the problem of eating by ordering takeaway.
There is a piece of paper pasted on the wall of the safe house, on which are written the takeaway numbers of nearby restaurants of various tastes.
Frank left a considerable amount of money to Zhou Youping for living expenses.
But you can't eat lunch and dinner indiscriminately!
There is also research here.
For this reason, Zhou Youping also studied online, and finally gained a lot of delicious but unhealthy recipes.
Like beer, barbecue, big pig's trotters, fat boy happy water, etc., all on the whole!
That's all for lunch and dinner.
Cholesterol, high blood pressure, etc. are good helpers for weakening attributes.
By the time Frank contacted Zhou Youping, four days had passed.
When Frank came to the place where Zhou Youping lived and saw Zhou Youping, his expression was like this (д;)
In just five days, Zhou Youping had obviously gained a lot of weight, and he was already a bit of a hammerhead.
"Are you raising yourself as a pig?" Frank couldn't help complaining, and then he suddenly thought of a possibility.
"I heard that the Hand also does the business of smugglers (smugglers). When there are few (smugglers) customers, they will also do some human trafficker work. You must not be lured to the United States by the hand traffickers, right? You This way of eating looks a bit like it!"
(End of this chapter)
Soon after, Zhou Youping followed Frank to a safe house of the latter.
Then, after some negotiation, Zhou Youping and Frank made a plan for their cooperation.
The content is as follows:
Frank starts to make a plan to deal with the skeleton gang from now on.
The first few days were all about technical activities and mental matters, which Zhou Youping could not use for the time being.
In addition, Frank discovered that Zhou Youping was "American blind" at all, so he asked Zhou Youping to go online during the few days when he hadn't done anything to make up for the common sense here in the United States.
Three to five days later, Frank's plan began to close, and Zhou Youping's fighting power was needed at this time.
After solving the Skeleton Gang, Frank was able to free up his hands to help Zhou Youping investigate the Hand Society's intelligence starting from the "washing powder" transaction.
After the negotiation, Frank gave Zhou Youping a computer and a mobile phone, and explained:
"Don't leave your traces on other network or communication tools. This computer and mobile phone are all modified by me, and they have strong anti-surveillance and anti-intrusion functions.
Even if they are really invaded, they will sound the alarm at the first time, and then self-destruct. When the time comes, you should remember to throw them away quickly.
Forget it, just don't hurt innocent people.
I have my number in my phone, and I will contact you anytime.
Carry your mobile phone with you, don’t use it as a landline.”
When Frank thought of Zhou Youping's various naive behaviors not long ago, he couldn't help telling him repeatedly.
Zhou Youping knew that compared with Frank's knowledge, he was like a primary school student. He listened carefully to Frank's words, and his head was like a three-good student.
Zhou Youping (obedient): "Hmm, wait a minute. You said self-destruct. Would it explode?"
Frank: "Yes."
Zhou Youping: "Is it powerful?"
Frank: "Huaxia has a toy called 'Er Tijiao', do you know that?"
Zhou Youping nodded.
Frank: "The power is about the same as that, not too great, mainly because there are more electric sparks, which can easily cause burns."
After listening to Frank's words, Zhou Youping, as a senior mobile phone party, had the idea of staying away from mobile phones for the first time.
Zhou Youping likes to put his mobile phone by the bed before going to bed, what if it blows up while sleeping?
It doesn't matter if he gets hurt or not, he is worried that when he wakes up, he finds that his hairstyle has become a "yin and yang head", and then he has to shave his head.
After shaving his head, what if he becomes stronger again?
Frank left after explaining the matter. He was unwilling to rest in an environment with dangerous factors around him unless necessary.
Zhou Youping is too dangerous.
Although Zhou Youping's body was healed during the upgrade, too many things happened this day, which made his spirit tired.
In order to eliminate mental exhaustion as soon as possible, Zhou Youping immediately went to bed after taking a bath and turned off the light.
Then turned on the phone.
Really fragrant!
It was not until noon the next day that Zhou Youping reluctantly put down the phone.
He should get up to wash and eat
so depraved
At this point, someone should be thinking:
Zhou Youping!
Do you still want to go home!
What time has it been, are you still here drunk and dreaming?Hurry up and work hard!
We're here to see when you die!
We want to watch the fight!
Look at the helplessness you feel when you are beaten to death but you can't be beaten to death!
We're not here to watch the Salted Fish Daily Show!
Go to hell!
If someone can break the fourth wall and come up and ask him these questions
Zhou Youping would say:
hehe~
childish!
Mortal wisdom!
Three times in a row.
Do you think I'm really just playing with my phone when I stay up late? !
wrong!
Big mistake!
You have to know that in this situation where you will be upgraded and strengthened by the system to send skills at every turn.
I have become too strong!
If I want to die successfully in battle, I, Zhou Youping, not only have to take the initiative to find enemies who can kill me, but also find ways to weaken myself!
Think about it, a Zhou Youping who is in good spirits or a Zhou Youping who stays up all night for seven days and nights, which one is most likely to be beaten to death?
Moreover, do you think staying up late is as happy as you think for Zhou Youping?
Do not!no!
Because his body was strengthened, Zhou Youping's energy was many times stronger than that of ordinary people.
Even if he doesn't sleep for a day, he can't appreciate the fun of eyelid fighting at all!
Feel the comfort of yawning when you are tired!
I can't feel the exhilaration of ice-fire X-heaven due to the lack of rest and weakened immunity of the body. A sudden gust of wind causes the whole body to tremble, goose bumps stand up, and the skeletal muscles produce heat instantly!
He has never encountered any of these small interests in the past!
Do you still think Zhou Youping will be as happy as you imagined?
Do not!
You can't even imagine. His happiness.
Well, to weaken oneself by staying up all night was indeed Zhou Youping's initial thought.
But at the beginning, Zhou Youping felt that he was in an unfamiliar environment. Because he did not understand the culture of the United States, the things on the Internet in the United States would probably be "listening to the cow and playing the piano" to him.
He was ready for a boring night in front of his phone.
The mobile phone cannot be put down, how much radiation from the mobile phone can have the effect of weakening Zhou Youping, can't it?
Not only the mobile phone is turned on, but even the computer screen is turned on in the direction of Zhou Youping
Anyway, he is not paying the electricity bill.
However, Zhou Youping overlooked one thing.
Sand sculpture knows no borders and does not require cultural heritage!
Zhou Youping stared at the sand sculpture jokes of American netizens in a daze all night and all morning.
Zhou Youping didn't even eat breakfast, because skipping breakfast is an unhealthy behavior, which is exactly what he needs.
It would be best if Zhou Youping suddenly suffered from hypoglycemia or acute appendicitis in the middle of the battle
ho ho ho ho ~
This chance of death in battle can't be soaring?
You still have to eat lunch and dinner, after all, death from starvation is not considered death in battle after all.
Zhou Youping solved the problem of eating by ordering takeaway.
There is a piece of paper pasted on the wall of the safe house, on which are written the takeaway numbers of nearby restaurants of various tastes.
Frank left a considerable amount of money to Zhou Youping for living expenses.
But you can't eat lunch and dinner indiscriminately!
There is also research here.
For this reason, Zhou Youping also studied online, and finally gained a lot of delicious but unhealthy recipes.
Like beer, barbecue, big pig's trotters, fat boy happy water, etc., all on the whole!
That's all for lunch and dinner.
Cholesterol, high blood pressure, etc. are good helpers for weakening attributes.
By the time Frank contacted Zhou Youping, four days had passed.
When Frank came to the place where Zhou Youping lived and saw Zhou Youping, his expression was like this (д;)
In just five days, Zhou Youping had obviously gained a lot of weight, and he was already a bit of a hammerhead.
"Are you raising yourself as a pig?" Frank couldn't help complaining, and then he suddenly thought of a possibility.
"I heard that the Hand also does the business of smugglers (smugglers). When there are few (smugglers) customers, they will also do some human trafficker work. You must not be lured to the United States by the hand traffickers, right? You This way of eating looks a bit like it!"
(End of this chapter)
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