Chapter 261: 261. Moony, Bane of Demons
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Amatsu-Mikaboshi was the God of Evil, Chaos, and the Stars to the followers of the Shinto religion in Japan. However, he is not actually an Amatsu-Kami but a primordial being who was imprisoned in Yomi, the Shinto underworld, for all eternity.
Of course, Moony did not know that, and neither did he care about who this demon was. All he knew was that it had tried to harm the little pup, and for that, he must beat this thing.
"Bow Bow!" ~How dare you hurt this little potato? He's so cute."
"You will stop me? A mere dog?" The demon roared in contempt.
But Moony kept barking and soon jumped to chew off the claws of the demon. Then, in one bite, he threw it away as if it were a twig.
"Ah! What! How did you do this, pest?" The demon was shocked, not knowing that Moony was the strongest light that shone in hell. His one bite was like smiting from god.
"Wowo Bowow Woof!" ~I eat likes of you for breakfast, demon. If my dad was here, you'd be dead already.~
However, the demon kept rising and made the summoning portal wider, slowly ripping apart the entire house.
Moony realized that this thing was very big and would probably destroy the whole neighborhood. So, feeling out of options, he decided to call forth the greatest power known to him to help him.
"Woof awoooooo..."
~Grandpa, come and help me, this bad man hurt puppy and... and is very bad.~
*BOOM*
No one knew what to expect from this sudden barking. Peter, who was watching from the side, was confused about Moony's game plan, but he knew his own limitations as well. His web shooters were useless against a demon.
However, what no one expected happened. The ceiling of the house turned bright white instantly, and a huge hand started to come out of it. It belonged to a human, however.
The white light was so warm and made Peter feel as if he had achieved enlightenment, as if he was in heaven.
"Tiny demon of a single universe dares challenge the apostle of mine?" The old, hoarse, yet kind voice resounded from the light.
Then the hand reached into the demonic portal and grabbed onto the evil demon god coming out of it. And just a touch made the demon shriek as if facing its bane.
"I shall dissolve you from the face of this universe, rot... FILTH!"
WOOSH!—the demonic hands coming out of the floor started to turn into ashes, and soon, the portal closed. Then, the godly hand from the ceiling carefully patted Moony's head with a finger.
"Sometimes come to play with grandpa, okay? And tell your father it's time to return to work. Ah! I must go now. Zeus and Buddha are here to meditate with me... it's mainly Zeus, actually... he truly needs some enlightenment and stop fuc... I mean playing with goats. Peace!"
The hand receded back into the white light, and soon the ceiling returned to normal.
Then as soon as everything returned to normal, Moony went to the little pup and put him down by holding him softly with his jaws. The little boy was like a potato, small and fluffy, from a breed different from Moony.
~What's your name?~ Moony barked.
The dog, of course, was not as smart but knew his name. ~Michu~
~Where is your home?~
The pup looked left and right. ~This is home.~
Moony looked around at the condition of the house and felt that there must be something behind the story. If the house belonged to the pup, then either the owners left or were killed.
So he softly patted Michu and barked. ~I dad now.~
"Pow Pow" Michu barked cutely and ran around Moony's mighty front paws.
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Current Time.
"I can't believe he's so cute." MJ was playing with little Michi as they all relaxed in the nice penthouse of the hotel. Because of Moony's infinite coffers, he sponsored the trip of the whole class trip and extended it, even getting them luxury rooms.
Ned and Peter sat on the side while alternatively looking at Moony. Peter was still digesting what had happened inside that room. His whole worldview was shaken.
"I'm telling you, Ned, he's the strongest being in the universe, not the President. I swear, he summoned the god, and the god even talked about meeting Zeus and Buddha... and called Mister President back to him for work." Peter repeated.
Ned looked at Moony dumbly. "Nah, look at him. He looks so cute and harmless if you ignore his size. He's the cutest boy in the world. And are you telling me that the President is an angel from heaven? Because then you'd be wrong, the President can't be an angel with his body count."
Peter knew it made sense, but he had an argument. "Biblical angels! They do the most messed-up things and are still called angels. Maybe the laws of our world don't apply to him."
"No, that does not make any sense at all. Why would an angel be interested in American Politics? Like... being the President is a better thing? If I was an angel, I would be having fun." Ned argued.
"What if politics is his way of having fun?"
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"Yeah, you got me there." Ned fell into thinking.
*WOOSH*
"Ho ho hooo... where are my cuties? Where are my Moony and Fenris?" Hector made a portal and appeared out of nowhere, Diana behind him.
"Awooooo!" Moony wasted no time and jumped to hug his dad. Then Fenris got some kisses too.
But they had someone to show. "Bow wowow bow bow wuf." ~Dad, look at him. He's Michu."
Hector noticed a tiny little pup hiding behind Moony's thick paws. At there, his mighty heart melted. He fell to his knees and softly extended his hand. "Oh, hey, little one, come here. I'm a good guy, Moony's dad."
Moony nudged Michu, so the little guy showed some will and walked cutely, but carefully.
Then once Hector started caressing him, the boy melted right on his palm. "Bwahaha... what a cute lad."
*THUD!*
Hector looked to the side at the sound. All of a sudden, Ned had fallen to his knees and was praying with closed eyes. "Oh mighty President, forgive me for my sins. I don't want to go to hell... I beg you, I know sticking chewing gum under the seat is bad. I won't do it again ever..."
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Peter quickly ran to Ned and dragged him away to a room.
"What was that?"
"Oh, they think you're some kind of a biblical angel." MJ blurted.
"What?! Me? An angel? Bwahahah... I can be anything but an angel, boys. I'm just a simple man with too much power. Why would you think that?" He asked them.
"Y-You... Moony summoned god a few days ago... and there was this giant demon that god destroyed." Peter tried his best to tell him about the absurd details.
Hector just looked at Moony and asked him once. "Did you really summon the old man? I never knew you could do that. What a convenient thing, and here I am, can't even book an appointment with him."
Moony barked. ~I am his favorite Doggo after his favorite cat, Hats.~
"Of course, you'd be his favorite. You're so cute, after all." Hector squished Moony's cute face.
"T-Then you are an angel?" Peter asked again.
Hector shrugged. "No, I'm not an angel... but I do work in the hell as third in command."
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Peter, Ned, and MJ's jaws fell harder than Kennedy's body in the normal world.
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