NOVEL NEXT Chapter 2
Chapter 2 Shuiyou, I only tell fortunes, not sell myself!
Suddenly a fan typed, “Recommend to everyone a xx software that removes the beauty filter, let’s break it down together!”
Lin Chen spread out his hands, and said lightly, “Welcome to the water friends to dismantle it.”
“Xiao Xianrou, I see you are trying to calm down!”
“I feel so too.”
“I’m going on vacation!”
Lin Chen had nothing to do, and started drinking tea,
“Everyone, look, my little brother is panicking, prepare for tea escape”
“I think he is preparing for the urine escape!”
“Don’t say it, the hand is not shaking, the psychological quality is still OK”
….
Ten minutes later, the barrage suddenly increased again, “No way, the little brother is really handsome, and his skin is better than the handsome guy with eighteen layers of filters over there!”
“I also tried it with the software, my God, I love it!”
“Could the software be counterfeit?!”
“No, I just watched it with the software. Another little fresh meat anchor I usually watch has vomited. It’s actually a middle-aged fat uncle with a rosacea and a big black face. When I think about it, I’m going to vomit again.”
“The old lady gave him thousands of gifts!”
“I’m also a victim. The one who gave the gift before has acne all over my face. I’m sick to death!”
The following people also confirmed what the elder sister just said.
A fan typed and asked, “Xiao Xianrou, why do you deliberately pretend to be ugly?”
“Well, this…” Lin Chen was thinking about how to explain.
As a result, there were more pop-ups.
“You’re stupid, it must be the little brother who doesn’t want others to only pay attention to his appearance.”
“Yes, my brother is a fortune teller and has skills.”
“Obviously you can rely on your looks to eat, but the little brother insists on being self-reliant, love love!”
…
Lin Chen nodded helplessly, “The water friends are right, no, they are right, I just want to tell people’s fortunes and carry forward the traditional Taoism of my Xia Kingdom.”
This time, due to the promotion of the big sister and the aunts, hundreds of people poured into the live broadcast room at once.
“A handsome guy with ideals, I really like it!”
“My best friend didn’t lie to me, there are really handsome guys here!”
“The handsome guy makes an offer and accompanies me for a month!”
“Little brother, come to Auntie’s place, you can swipe the gold card as you like.”
Lin Chen shook his head, “Fellow friends, I don’t sell my body, anyone who wants to tell fortunes can ask me for fortune-telling, as long as a rocket worth six hundred, if not, a full refund.”
“Hmph, actually rejecting me, I don’t believe how good your fortune-telling is.”
“Little brother is a beating for lack of society!”
Aunts have criticized Lin Chen.
Lin Chen smiled and shrugged, “Everyone, can’t I just be a self-reliant person?”
“Little brother, Huai Bi is guilty, who told you to look so handsome.”
“Okay, I’ll let you do the math today.” An elder sister gave Lin Chen a small rocket to be the first person to eat crabs.
Lin Chen clicked in the background and invited the eldest sister to enter the video mode.
“Would you like to turn off beauty and makeup removal?” Sister Lin was very straightforward.
“It’s all about the bones, not the skin, and the air. As long as it’s not too much, it’s fine. Just turn off the beauty, and you don’t need to take off the makeup.” Lu Ge smiled.
The barrage began to discuss again,
“Hey, the little Taoist is quite professional.”
“I don’t know how real kung fu works!”
“Upstairs, I suspect you are driving, but there is no evidence…”
….
The eldest sister surnamed Lin turned off her beauty. She was about forty years old, but she was well maintained. She looked either rich or expensive, and the office behind her was also very luxurious.
“Wow, local tyrant sister, little brother, don’t miss the opportunity to work hard for 30 years.”
“Yes, yes, what kind of Taoist?”
Lin Chen launched the water mirror phase human technique, and he saw almost the life of the eldest sister surnamed Lin.
“Shuiyou, when you were young, your family was wealthy and you lived a happy life. Your parents dote on you very much.”
The eldest sister nodded, but didn’t take it seriously. After all, she is very beautiful now, and it was a high probability that she was rich when she was a child.
Lin Chen continued, “However, when you were in college, your parents died, and the family was in a downturn.”
The eldest sister’s eyes widened, “How do you know.”
Lin Chen didn’t answer her, but continued, “However, you have a good luck with your peach blossoms. After that, you picked a husband with good family conditions and a cute daughter.”
“Master, you are amazing!” The elder sister said in surprise.
“It’s a pity that the good times didn’t last long, and your husband also had an accident, leaving you and your daughter to depend on each other.”
The eldest sister remembered the past, full of tears, “Daoist, you are right.”
“Afterwards, you took your daughter across the ocean, came to the United States, and founded a trading company. The company is doing well.”
“All right, all right.”
But the netizens in the live broadcast room don’t buy it anymore.
“It can’t be so accurate!”
“You’ve written the script”
“Routines are all routines.”
“How much does eldest sister entrust for a day? If it exceeds two hundred, I will go too, which is better than housing entrustment.”
The eldest sister surnamed Lin was angry, “I’m worth tens of millions, do I need to be a trustee? My name is Lin Mei. If you don’t believe me, go search for me!”
“Really, I found out that the eldest sister is really rich.”
“I also saw that there are several companies under my command.”
“Little Taoist priest, did you say this after reading the information on the Internet?” Some people questioned, after all, science is more credible than superstition, and everyone seems to be looking for a scientific explanation. *