Maoshan Ghostbusters

<!--Beginning of chapter content--> "Wipe, finger smoothie? How toxic is this be careful?"

Lu Yuanzi chuckled, "Finger smoothie, as the name suggests, is to chop off your fingers and put them in a juicer to smash them to drink. For a better taste, you can put your fingers in a Coke or Sprite and smash them, which can also cover the blood. taste."

I remember when I was a kid, I watched an American horror movie and I forgot the name. I remember that the content was a perverted chubby who abducted and kidnapped a little loli, who was killed after some torture. Little loli’s parents found the chubby and found that his daughter had been killed by him. Shu Mi's toes are made into toe smoothies.

This Lu Yuanzi obviously also watched this horror movie, otherwise he would just open his mouth.

"Nima, is this the most poisonous woman's heart in the legend? I just ate a peach from you. Can I be guilty of torturing me like this?"

Lu Yuanzi snorted coldly, "That's not an ordinary peach, it's the flat peach of the Queen Mother."

"By the way, you were insidious enough just now, you dropped me into a red-green blind landing, and you also threw me in the middle of the road. Didn't you deliberately want my life?"

"Stealing my peaches, it's easy to kill you!"

"I have only heard of Golden Silkworm Drop, Corpse Drop, and Five Poison Drops. I have never heard of this red-green blind drop." I struggled to move out some head-down techniques that I saw from Hong Kong's supernatural movies.

Lu Yuanzi sneered, "What you are talking about is the most basic. A good head-dropping teacher will often create new head-dropping techniques, so as to prevent people from being released immediately after dropping the head. Red-green blind drop is I created my own head-down technique. I have never tried it myself. I didn’t expect it to be so effective."

As I walked, I said that the pedestrians on the road looked at me in surprise. From the way they looked at me, I knew that they regarded me as a lunatic, because Lu Yuanzi used the invisibility technique and no one could see her.

There is another crossroad ahead, and I have to cross the road again, oh my god, when I think about the experience just now, my heart is frightened. I habitually glance at the traffic lights and wipe them. Cross the road behind them.

In desperation, I saw a schoolboy in school uniform hopping up to me with a schoolbag. As soon as I saw it, I hurriedly followed the kid, he walked, he stopped and I stopped, and passed smoothly.

"Master Yuanzi, hurry up and lower my head. Your trick doesn't work. I just crossed the road with a kid." Before I could finish my voice, I saw a motorcycle speeding at me on the bike lane. Then, I hurried away, but the speed of the motorcycle was too fast.

I only heard a sound from Peng Di, and I felt myself flying out, crossing the sidewalk, and landing on the soft grass beside the road.

Before I could get up, I was picked up by a strong middle-aged man, "Do you have eyes? The green light has changed to red. You are still dangling on the bike lane, looking for a beating, right?"

At that time, my eyes were staring at Venus, my body was sore, and my ears were the rumbling motor of a middle-aged motorcycle.

The motorcycle was crooked on the roadbed, and it hadn't stalled, and was spinning on its own.

It turned out that I was following the elementary school student. When the green light changed, the elementary school student happened to walk on the sidewalk, and I was obviously a step slower, and this uncle riding a motorcycle was about to turn and hit me suddenly. If I If you can see the traffic lights, you will walk a few steps and avoid the motorcycle.

"Sorry, uncle, I have a vision problem today, and I can't watch the traffic lights."

"I don't care if you can watch or not." The uncle is obviously a rude guy, a little reluctant.

Damn, this uncle won’t let me pay him for repairs. Mom only gave me 500 yuan for living expenses. If you give it to uncle, what will I eat this month, Lu Yuanzi, Lu Yuanzi, you will suffer this time. Me. Now that I am here, I really regret eating that flat peach and causing this disaster. I touched the wallet in my pocket, thinking that the five hundred yuan in it would soon be changed owner, I felt heartache.

At this time, Lu Yuanzi came out with a smile, raised the motorcycle, turned off the fire, and stopped on the side of the road.

"Uncle, don't be angry. He really has problems with his eyes. He is color-blind. He is always red and green. Besides, he is still a student and doesn't have much money. Just calm down."

After hearing Lu Yuanzi's words, I really wanted to beat her up, but actually said that I was always red and green. I don’t distinguish between red and green now, who is it?

The uncle snorted, "Color blindness shouldn't cross the road by yourself. It's not an excuse that students don't have money. If you crash my car, you have to pay for repairs, otherwise it's endless."

The uncle put a tiger on his face and stood in front of me, as if he didn't intend to let me go, "500 yuan, I don't want more."

"You are a robbery." I pinched my wallet tightly, for fear that I accidentally dropped my wallet and was snatched by the uncle.

Lu Yuanzi laughed and said, "Uncle, you are such an interesting person. When the green light changed just now, I took a special look. When you crossed the road, you did not slow down, but accelerated and rushed over."

Then she approached behind the uncle, stood on tiptoe and sniffed it, "Uncle, you have been drinking, I smell a strong smell of alcohol. How about we just stand here and wait for the traffic police to arrive?"

The uncle immediately changed his face when he heard the words, and said, "Little girl, you are ruthless, and you are optimistic about your color-blind classmate. Don't come out again, I'm unlucky today."

After the uncle finished speaking, he started the motorcycle and disappeared.

"Grandma Yuanzi, Grandma Yuanzizu, you just caused me to be hit by a motorcycle. In addition, my living expenses were only 500 yuan, and I was almost blackmailed by that uncle. You can give me a surrender. Please. "

"Well, for the sake of everyone's surname, I'll explain it to you."

While I was talking, I looked at the traffic lights again, and my vision returned to normal.

"Thank you, Master Yuanzi."

Lu Yuanzi snorted coldly, "Don't mess with me next time, I also created a black and white drop, which means that all your eyesight is white except for black, and by the way, there is gray."

When I heard this, a cold sweat broke out on my face, "Well, Master Yuanzi, you should give me the red-green blind drop. I think this is better. This black and white drop turned the whole world into black and white. I can How to live."

"If you mess with me again, it will be black and white next time."

"Where shall we go now?"

"Of course I am back to school, do you want to try the black and white drop here?"

"I don't think it is necessary." My face was black.