Lord God Investigator

“Master, what do you say!”

Xiaodie solemnly said: “The disciple is also from a family of martial arts. When I was a child, I saw how my father and brother practiced exercises. The so-called summer practice and winter practice for three nines, you know the truth of suffering and being a master. Even if the martial arts is hard and tiring, if Xiaodie can rely on this skill to escape from the claws of Lu Kagawa, it will be considered bitter and sweet.”

The **** fairy nodded with a smile, and patted a set of tiger-striped clothes on his palm. He handed the clothes to Fluttershy and said, “What are you waiting for, why don’t you change your practice clothes?”

In Fluttershy’s eyes, that suit can hardly be called a “clothing”-it is too cost-effective. The upper body is just a tube top, and the lower body shorts are extremely short, with a pair of long tubes that are also in tiger stripes. Boots, in addition to long boots, there is a fake cat ear hairpin and a fake cat tail.

Seeing Xiaodie squeezing and not picking up, the lascivious fairy said displeased: “Who said just now that you can eat all the bitterness? Just changing clothes and just dragging around!”

Fluttershy said: “This dress is too revealing, it’s almost ashamed to wear it, it’s too shameful, can you not change it.”

The lascivious fairy frowned and said, “You know that there is a kind of martial arts in the ancient tomb sect. It takes two people naked to guide each other in order to practice? That martial arts is called “The Jade Girl Su Xin Sutra”, and the whole body is steamed when practicing, if you wear clothes and warm If you can’t get out, you’ll get confused. In order to practice this skill, the male and female mentors and apprentices I mentioned really practiced face-to-face naked, in order to practice this skill. The famous condor heroes on the world!”

Pushing the cosplay suit to Fluttershy again, she said, “If you don’t wear this training suit, the heat in your body will not be discharged by then, and it will be a trivial matter. In case you get into the fire and damage your meridians, I can’t save it even as a teacher.”

I always feel that my lecherous master is making up a story to deceive people, but Xiaodie sees his words eloquently and eloquently, and it is very real. In desperation, Silver Fang bit his clothes and covered his face and ran. Go to the side and change clothes behind the broken wall.

After a while, Xiaodie changed into the cat-ear girl suit, and walked to the **** fairy with a blushing face, and handed the cat’s tail over and said: “This tail disciple really doesn’t know how to put it on. There is nothing on his pants. Accessories such as hooks. The tail end has nothing but an oval hard object…”

The lecherous fairy didn’t say a word, motioned Xiaodie to watch him move, he stretched out his left hand, his thumb and index finger circled in a circle, and then stretched out his right hand, right index finger stretched straight through the circle.

“Just put it on in one ‘um’.”

Xiaodie’s anger started from her heart, and she could no longer suppress her anger, and threw the cat’s tail in her hand on the face of the cheap master, stunned: “You have to wear it by yourself. I am also a ghost who is obsessed with my heart. It’s so bitter to cheat!”

The lecherous fairy took the cat’s tail thrown over and sneered: “Ignorant junior, you still want to learn advanced martial arts at a loss. You don’t need to wear this tail. If you can’t practice light skills and become a lame cat, don’t blame it as a teacher. Did not remind you!”

Is wearing a cat’s tail related to light exercises?

Fluttershy had made up his mind to resist the nonsense of the lascivious immortals, but after hearing what he said, his heart began to drum again. How can you escape the clutches of Lu Kagawa if you only practice kung fu without light work?

Lu Kagawa is one of the best hidden weapon masters in the world. The hidden weapon makes good people often have to be superb, so that they can keep a distance from their opponents and use hidden weapons to kill the enemy in a position that the opponent can’t touch.

If the light work is not good, and he has practiced a half-slapped cat’s claw skill, he can’t catch up with the enemy and can only be beaten on the spot. How can he be Lu Kagawa’s opponent?

Fluttershy sighed and said, “If you speak the truth, I will wear it! If you can’t speak the truth, don’t practice this cat’s claw skill.”

The **** fairy said: “Have you seen how a cat without a tail acts awkwardly? The tail is an important organ for cats to maintain balance. Without a tail, a cat cannot adjust its center of gravity in the air. This tail is like a tightrope juggler. With the balance bar in his hand, the cat wants to leap and jump flexibly without a tail!”

Fluttershy recalled that she had actually seen a bald-tailed cat. Since the cat broke its tail, it would never catch a mouse anymore. If it jumped from a high place, it would fall and fight. Feeding, I’m afraid I would starve to death long ago.

After hesitating and then hesitating, Xiaodie sighed, retrieved the cat’s tail from the lecherous fairy, and walked back to the broken wall dejectedly.

After the wall was broken, there was a soft moan, Xiaodie walked out again with a flushed face, and the cat’s tail swayed behind her.

“Now you can teach me martial arts!” Xiaodie gritted his teeth.

“It’s not so smelly…”

The lecherous fairy groaned for a while, changed a pen, blacked the tip of Xiaodie’s nose, and drew three lines on each side of her cheek.

“Beards are also very important to cats. Cats use beards to judge the width of the cave. If there is no beard…”

“Master, your cat’s whiskers are painted.”

“Forget its form, choose its god.”

The lecherous fairy reviewed Xiaodie’s appearance again, and this time he nodded in satisfaction, took out a flat small box, moved to Xiaodie’s side, his face was close to Xiaodie’s cat face, and raised the small box to face it. Two people.

Suddenly a dot on the small box flashed, and with a “click”, the selfie was completed.

Saved the photos as a souvenir, the lecherous fairy clapped his hands, a bunch of dried small fishes appeared in his palm, and some green weeds appeared, and the grass and dried small fishes were tied to Xiaodie Body.

“This plant is called Mutian Liao, the cat’s favorite plant, so there is no need to explain the dried fish. You can enter the cave to practice exercises now.”

Fluttershy didn’t take a step, she said in a puzzled way: “Master, you haven’t told me how to practice.”

Lecherous immortal said: “The practice is actually similar to the “Tianluodiwangshi”, but we practiced the cat claw technique. We replaced ninety-nine and eighty-one sparrows with ninety-nine and eighty-one cats.”

Xiaodie asked, “Master let me go in and catch the cat?”

The lascivious fairy shook his head and said, “You don’t need to catch a cat. You have dried fish and Polygonum spp., and the cat will naturally catch you.”

Fluttershy then asked: “The cat is coming to catch me? Then how should I deal with it to be the right way to practice?”

The lecherous fairy said: “How else can you deal with it? Just don’t get caught by a cat.”

Fluttershy had even more doubts in her mind, but the lecherous fairy waited impatiently, and pushed her into the cave, then closed the door of the cave and pushed the door to death with the top bar.

“As a reminder, the cat inside has been hungry for three days and three nights, and the teacher has given those cats some crazy medicine. You have to be careful.”

Xiaodie suddenly woke up when he heard the words, and wanted to turn around and escape, but found that the door had already been sealed tightly, and he couldn’t move no matter how he beat it.

Turning around again, he saw numerous pairs of red, beastly eyes flashing out of the dark and deep cave dwelling.

Each pair of cat eyes full of hunting desire stared at Fluttershy blankly, as if she were a big white and tender mouse.