Lewd Dungeon Master: This Orc Is Too Damn OP!

In the end, I couldn't open Lune's front dungeon and only succeeded in opening the back dungeon.

Lune set an amazing record of having her first experience from the back first and fell asleep as if fainting, and I had no intention of trying again to put it in the front by waking up the fainted Lune.

'If she has trauma from her first experience, she'll be scared next time too.'

My dick was too big to fit in.

It was so sad, but I couldn't open Lune's virginity and expand the inside with another method, nor could I reduce the size of my dick or cut it off.

I wasn't going to get a dildo to open and expand the front, and telling me to get a guy with a smaller size than me to train Lune was nonsense.

Though it was regrettable I couldn't eat the front with 3-star evolution, I decided to be satisfied with eating the back.

'It's unfortunate I can't attempt reincarnation sowing though.'

Since I can't cum in the front, sowing doesn't happen either. But pouring semen is impossible because of the hymen.

'Drill a hole and pour semen in?'

Crazy thoughts even occurred. Let's just quietly evolve Lune to 4-star. Though I can't eat it, Lune's sowing specs are definitely increasing.

[Orc x High Elf: Union of orc male and high elf female.]

[Expected Result - Lune]

Goblin (☆~☆☆☆. 50%)

Half-elf/Orc (☆~☆☆☆. 30%)

Elf (☆~☆☆☆. 9.5%)

????? (☆☆☆☆☆☆, 0.5%)

A pie in the sky itself. Goblins and halves also looked like they'd become really good combat power, but Lune couldn't lay eggs...

"Why are there goblins?"

Belatedly, the existence of goblins was strange. Weren't the goblins of this world those goblins? I called someone who might know and briefly asked.

"Do you know about goblins?"

"Goblins? Those short green monsters?"

Meri drew a picture of a goblin, and I was certain it wasn't much different from the goblins I knew. That such goblins would come from Lune—wasn't that strange?

'...Are my bad genes affecting Lune?'

The hypothesis came to mind that orc seed changes elf genetic traits to create short goblins.

'From now on, I'll cum in Lune's back.'

Unless goblins disappeared from the probability table, cumming in Lune's back was confirmed. Not because goblins were ugly or short,

'If goblins appear, it's a hundred percent rape scenario.'

How would I know if some clever goblin bastards would scheme where I can't see and drag my daughters away to rape them? It was obvious they'd take innocent Meri to a sub-dungeon and rape her together with slimes, thrusting those small dicks at her breasts.

At least the goblin bastards I'd often seen passing by in Forneus's dungeon were like that. I approached the fainted Lune again and covered her with a blanket woven from Andras feathers.

"Oh my, Lune. You need to evolve quickly."

If she evolved, various possibilities would arise. And I checked again the conditions needed for Lune's evolution.

[Subordinate Evolution: Evolving Lune (★★★☆☆).]

[Expected Result: High Elf (★★★★☆)-???? ??]

[Evolution Conditions]

1).Achieved Lv 70 (35/70)

2).Noble Bloodline (O/O)

3).Purity (O/O)"

"Ah, fuck."

I thought my balls would fall off. I removed the blanket covering Lune to check if the membrane was still properly intact inside.

Squeak.

"Whoa, that scared me."

I was afraid it'd tear on my fingernail. I immediately pulled my finger out from below Lune. Though it was still full of honey flavor, now I had to be careful even when using fingers.

'Purity wasn't a condition until now.'

Such a thought suddenly occurred. The reason Lune was tight—wasn't it because she was born tight from the start for evolution as a species? If purity was an important matter for the next evolution, I would definitely protect Lune's 'front' purity.

"I heard medieval nuns did it in the back a lot to maintain purity. That's exactly what this is, Lune."

I neatly arranged Lune's skirt again. And with a reverent heart, I looked at the other conditions. Setting aside bloodline and purity, what was concerning as expected was the level that needed to be achieved.

"Is the level increase range different because she's unique?"

Suddenly the level to evolve from 3-star to 4-star was 70, not 55.

Whether it was a high elf species trait or because Lune's rarity was unique, Lune's required level was higher than expected. I'd understand if high rarity individuals had different experience needed for evolution, but well.

'The level adjustment is total shit, really.'

In other words, I had to desperately pound only Lune's anal until level 70.

If I even tried to pound the front...

Dark Elf: (Smile)

Lune would only be able to evolve by killing her own kind. I wanted Lune to become lewd while staying white.

'I can't handle Lune if she becomes a dark elf.'

Even now she has sexuality beyond a succubus, and she becomes a dark elf? The one buried in a grave from death by pussy wouldn't be the Andras but me.

'Let's just level for now.'

A sub-dungeon for that leveling. Now that Lune was the same level as the slime dragon, she needed to play in a slightly higher, high-level dungeon.

Sub-dungeon, Andras.

It was time to farm new resources, and I left the cave thinking of an appropriate place to make a sub-dungeon.

"Kids!"

I arrived at the dungeon's back passage where Meri was working. Meri was adjusting positions by tapping slimes with the tip of her staff.

"What's the matter?"

"Stop the work the slimes were doing and let's dig somewhere else. I need to make a sub-dungeon with the Dimension Stone, so I want to make it in a suitable location."

I roughly laid out the dungeon's layout diagram by scraping the dirt floor with my foot. Meri nodded and looked at the location where I'd made a check mark.

"You're going to install it here?"

"Yeah. While we're at it, let's develop the back of the dungeon too."

Just as I developed Lune's back dungeon, my dungeon's passages still had places left to develop. I pointed out the construction work I wanted to Meri, and Meri nodded but tilted her head.

"Hmm..."

"Why?"

"Master, isn't this passage both the path to get water and our escape route?"

"That's right."

"Are you planning to make sub-dungeons for each section later?"

"Whoa."

Meri was smart. Despite me only roughly telling her the structure, Meri read the intent I'd planned for later.

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Currently, my dungeon had one sub-dungeon prepared. But thinking about when the village chief and rescue party attacked, it took too much time to return from the sub-dungeon to the cave.

"You want to reduce return time for sub-dungeons you make later?"

"Yeah. If we dig connecting passages, there's the advantage of being able to hunt guys trapped in dead ends. But I can't move sub-dungeons. The Dimension Stone is already plastered on the wall."

Since I'd already used one, I couldn't move the slime sub-dungeon either. So I wanted to make a path in the dungeon's back passage and install sub-dungeons.

"This might be the end of sub-dungeons, but for now I'm thinking of making sub-dungeons in all four of these spots."

"It'd be easy to distinguish if you put some kind of mark at the entrance. There'd be chaos if the kids accidentally entered the wrong one."

"Right?"

Remembering when I almost got eaten by the slimehole, sub-dungeons were also dungeons you entered risking your life. And I had to be the first to step into all sub-dungeons.

'I have to check directly and assess safety.'

Though it'll probably just be Andras inside.

I thought of beings who might be playing around in the dungeon right now. Most were doing tasks I'd assigned, and beings who might be playing now...

"Wow."

"What?"

"Look at this one sucking honey with her daughter?"

Gureureuk.

As soon as I finished speaking, red slime flowed down from the ceiling.

"Lime, were you just playing with Line?"

Gureureuk.

Lime put Line down and moved her body largely, appealing something. I stared at Lime for a while to interpret that movement, then realized what she meant when I saw Lime swing her fist three times in the air.

"You finished all 3 runs of the sub-dungeon, right?"

Gureuk.

"And you got Harpuia and Line tons of experience."

Gureuk.

"But since I didn't give you a separate task, instead of doing something on your own or coming to find the next task, you were hiding on the ceiling playing with your daughter?"

Lime was silent. She had no choice but to be silent. Old habits die hard—Lime was goofing off just like in her scheming days

"Follow me. Time to do some work after a while."

I pointed at the cave wall, and Lime looked disgusted. But when I slightly twisted my robe to the side, Lime immediately rushed to the wall and threw herself at it.

Munch, munch.

Lime started eating dirt again. Line followed behind Lime and started eating dirt together. Meri sighed with a slightly bitter face.

"Mama Lime working is way faster than the slime squad."

"Really?"

"Yes. She's digging out way more than when the slime squad kids were digging down."

"...Maybe that's because we have to adjust the descending angle."

I patted the gloomy Meri's back, then pointed forward. Lime had already dug deep into the dungeon and subtly collected magic stones that came out too.

Gureuk.

Still, she's my daughter—Lime handed the magic stone to Line. Line happily accepted and ate it, and the excavation work finished quickly. Though it was a width for one person to enter, the depth I'd instructed was sufficient.

"Lime, now please work backward to the passage."

Gureuk.

Lime did well as told. Though it was troublesome that she only did well what she was told, she really did several times better than other subordinates at what she was told. While Lime and Line finished digging the dungeon, I ran my hand over the smoothly cut wall.

[Construction: Secure materials to expand facilities inside the dungeon.]

[Construction Target: Sub-Dungeon - Andras (★★~★★★)]

[Required Materials: (Dimension Stone-Andras)]

Of course I had the Dimension Stone in my pocket. Now I just needed to plaster this Dimension Stone.

[Dimension Stone-Andras: A Dimension Stone that creates a sub-dungeon inside the dungeon.]

[The Andras are going ras-ras.]

[Boss: Demi-human Andras (★★★) * 2]

"What's ras-ras?"

Does it just mean there's a damn lot? Since the corpses of nearly 600 Andras clumped together to become a Dimension Stone, I didn't know how many Andras were inside.

I'd have to go in to find out.

I took a deep breath, plastered the Dimension Stone on the wall, then moved my steps toward the entrance to the activated sub-dungeon.

***

At that time, at the adventurer's guild in Marquis Leo's territory.

"Hey, did you hear the news? That a dungeon appeared in the Barony of Virgo?"

"Say it clearly. It's a place that might not even be a dungeon. If it was really a dungeon, would the barony have stayed still?"

"True, if they'd discovered a dungeon, they would've reported to central immediately, right? If they tried to conceal it... hehe, that's treason."

After knight Gray left, adventurers discussed the contents of the request officially submitted from the Barony of Virgo.

"What's a mere 10 gold? Lodging fees to get there and back would cost more."

"That's because you call women everywhere you stay. If you save money and grab a shabby inn, you can last at least a month."

"While miserably eating grass and monsters? Can't live like that. Haah, if it really is a dungeon discovery, it's a jackpot. No more info?"

The gazes of the chatting adventurers turned to the receptionist. The receptionist wiped her glasses and was about to put them back on when she put them down on the counter and said.

"What could I possibly know? That wonderful knight just said it was a mission, left that thing, and went."

"Hehe, was the mission to burn up a hot night?"

"Mister, I don't care, but if it reaches the knight's ears, it's lèse-majesté and off with your head."

"There's no ear listening, so what can be done? Hahaha, so did you hear anything? I'll take care of you properly."

The man rubbed his fingertips and licked his lips with his tongue. But the receptionist had already tasted the knight's sword, and the man's dagger didn't satisfy her at all.

"I'm good."

"Ah, isn't that too much? We're still family living here together."

"What family—people who'll leave soon. Ah, I did mention that story."

To prevent the man from bothering her further, the receptionist appropriately mixed and leaked information from what the knight had said.

"That there's an Elven Forest near the barony? People went missing, but he said they might have gone to the Elven Forest."

"...Hmm."

At one corner of a table, a man with a scar on his face touched the gold coin on the table with a fishy smile.

"Elves... Wonder if I'd get a good price selling one I catch."

The man pocketed the gold coin and disappeared into the back alley.