Chapter 201: Yo! Geezer!
"XinXin, why do you want to know this? It's not like you are going to kiss her. Also, I don't know myself because I was worried about her and didn't care about this," Li Wei replied with a nonchalant look.
He could see that she was trying to compare herself, but if she really did, the one to lose would be her because Lyla was a mature woman, and she has more assets than her. So, he tried to distract her with an excuse.
However, it didn't work on Li Xin at all.
"Brother, it's impossible for you not to feel anything, so explain to me: How did Sister Lyla's lips taste and how soft is her body?" she asked with a glare, directly getting to the point.
Li Wei was speechless, but he could see she really wanted to know, so he decided to tell her.
"XinXin, the truth is always bitter, so don't hate me when I tell you," He replied with a serious look, making Li Xin and Li Yin impatient.
"Brother, no need for nonsense, just tell us," Li Xin stated with a glare, followed by Li Yin, who also showed the same intentions, making Li Wei speechless again.
Nevertheless, he explained.
"It's just as I said earlier that I didn't feel anything when I kissed her because of how worried I was about her. However, when Miss Lyla woke up and we talked, I finally remembered the perfectly sized, soft lips with a faint sweet odour."
"Her lips were very soft, like silk, and I really wanted to nibble on them. There is also her well-proportioned, soft as butter body with a large chest that gives off the fragrance of milk. I think it will take her only a few seductive moves to bewitch me completely," Li Wei replied with a serious face.
He wasn't making things up and told his honest thoughts. However, he still didn't tell everything because this much information was enough to make his two little sisters jealous and irritated.
It's not like he wanted them to fight with Lyla; it's just that he hoped they would learn a lesson and stop having any thoughts of him creating a harem. If not, it wouldn't be long before he would get stolen, and they wouldn't be able to do anything.
If Li Xin was a little older and more mature, she would definitely have confidence in herself. But there were no ifs as Li Xin was just a petite and mini-sized girl that came with all kinds of mini packs.
She was definitely cute because of this, but she hoped to have bigger chest. So, after hearing him, she took some damage. As for other things she didn't care because a little sister should be little.
So, Li Wei's effort got into waste as Li Xin only cared about her chest size, and with the heaven's potions in her hand, it wasn't much of a problem for her.
'Hmm, with this potion, I don't need to worry about losing to others. But Brother said Sister Lyla has some milky fragrance. Doesn't the heavens potion also emit the same scent?' Li Xin thought with a stunned look as she sniffed her chest underneath the hoodie.
However, she wasn't able to tell if it was the same or not, so she looked at Li Wei with a glare, who was dumbfounded at her reaction.
But before he could think further, Li Xin directly grabbed his head and tucked it inside the hoodie forcefully.
"Brother, can you smell the milky fragrance? Is it the same as Sister Lyla's?" she asked with a serious expression, not caring about Li Wei who was bewildered at her reaction.
Many questions swirled in his mind with puzzlement; nevertheless, he put his thoughts aside and enjoyed the view of small white apples with pink cherries on them.
'A good thing that I have night vision. If not, I would've missed this,' he muttered in his mind with happiness before sniffing the apples with pleasure.
But he soon became stunned when he did it as the fragrance was same as Lyla's. There was a little difference because of the body odour, but it didn't hinder him from concluding that it was the same.
'Is it because of the milk medicine? Does that mean Miss Lyla also takes this medicine?' Li Wei thought with a puzzled look.
When he first smelled the milky fragrance from Lyla, he only thought that might be because of some medicine or potions as they can affect such things in women and even men.
This information was written in the library books, so he didn't think much about it and considered it as normal.
But if that was the case, then there's no way the milky fragrance they emit will be the same unless they both are using the same medicine that could make them emit a similar scent.
However, he doubted that Lyla would use such medicine, so he became puzzled about this. But his puzzlement didn't last long as his gaze was attracted by Li Xin's apples that were shining a little where because of some creamy lotion.
Li Wei wanted to check further, but Li Xin directly pulled out his face from the hoodie.
"Brother, tell me about the fragrance. Is it the same or different?" she asked with seriousness, making Li Wei puzzled. Nevertheless, he nodded at her.
"Yes, it's the same as yours," he replied, not caring too much.
While hearing this, Li Xin stiffened and sighed with depression because Lyla might soon exceed the limits of F size, and if that happened, she wouldn't be able to compete with her.
Thinking of this, she became irritated and glared at Li Wei.
"Brother, it's all your fault!" she shouted with anger and directly chomped his shoulder with force. After her, Li Yin also followed suit, making Li Wei speechless.
He has a lot of questions, but he decided not to ask as he could already guess what was the cream-like lotion on her apples.
So, he just let them bite as much as they wanted while he teleported on the bed with both of them. He wasn't planning to do anything because Li Xin and Li Yin were still exhausted.
He could even feel that they have no strength in their small bites and were just nibbling on him with irritation. He really wanted to tell her that size doesn't matter, but she would get cocky about it, so he remained silent, letting her feel jealous.
It was a good thing if she felt threatened by others; if not, her thoughts of forcing him into a harem would never end.
'You should learn a lesson now,' he thought to himself and closed his eyes to sleep, ignoring the two sisters who were still nibbling on his shoulders, trying to suck out his blood.
But no such thing was possible with their low strength, and soon they both dozed off on his body with exhaustion, finally closing the curtains on a long day.
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The next morning, nothing special happened, and after breakfast, Li Wei told them that he would be going out for some personal work and might not come home until evening.
Everyone was curious about what he was going to do, but Li Wei didn't tell them and left alone towards the bustling area of the city after changing his appearance to that of a normal person from this world.
What he wanted to do was simple: spread the rumour about a hero visiting the city tomorrow and how the hero would help few people to double their money.
He knew this would get him in trouble, but he was going to drag the old foggy Lucius into it, who would definitely and unwillingly protect him for no reason.
'Haha, old man, you really have guts to scam me and try to use me, right? Then you should suffer more,' Li Wei laughed inwardly like a devil while he started to spread the rumours.
Of course, people didn't believe him at first, but after he started to use his bullshitting ability, some finally believed it and started to tell their friends and family.
The next thing happened very fast that even Li Wei was dumbfounded because in an hour the whole city knew of it and everyone was talking about, wondering if the Bai Feng hero was coming back again.
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There was news of him being sent to a special place for protection, but no one heard from him again, so many people doubted if it was him or not and continued to spread the news more rapidly.
Li Wei was stunned at this, but he felt happy as he thought of the money he would be earning tomorrow.
However, his happiness didn't last long as he somehow teleported to another place without any warning.
'Fuck, this must be the geezer,' he cursed and look around where he found the old geezer Lucius standing with an irritated look.
But Li Wei didn't care and smiled.
"Yo, Geezer! I never thought we would meet again like this. So, do you also need extra money? I know a hero and might be able to help you through special channels. Of course, I will need a 100 million gold coin card to make an advance booking for you," he stated shamelessly.