Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Konoha.

The light in the office of the Hokage Building was soft, and the sunlight slanted in through the white curtains, making the soft blanket warm.

The Fifth Hokage, Senju Tsunade, was taking advantage of the rare lunch break to take a light nap, with a slight smile on her lips.

In her dreams, she always saw that blond boy, sitting on her desk when she was busy with official duties, watching her quietly and smiling, without saying a word.

Really, why is that brat Naruto so big and still likes to climb on the desk.

Tsunade couldn't understand and didn't bother to talk to him. ,

But as she ignored her, the little guy Naruto went too far and ran from the desk to under the desk.

Also took off her high heels.

Then

Um?

Tsunade woke up with a start, stood up and saw that it was Shizune's pet pig, Todoroki, licking her toes.

"Get away!"

Tsunade lightly lifted her leg and kicked Inodo into the air. Shizune hurriedly hugged it and barely managed to save Inodo's life.

"Tsunade-sama, how could you do this?"

Shizune hugged the pig and accused: "She is so cute, how could you kick the pig?"

Tsunade raised her eyebrows and said nonchalantly: "It's just a pig. What's the big deal? If you make me unhappy, I'll stew it tomorrow."

One sentence made both Shizune and Dodo feel scared, and each of them hurriedly shrank to a corner.

It was obvious that both she and it thought Tsunade was responsible for such a thing.

Shizune hugged Dodo tightly: "No, I will never let Tsunade-sama hurt Dodo. It is no longer an ordinary pet, it is my family."

The pig means something very different to Shizune.

We have been together for so long that we have become family.

Tsunade glanced sideways at Shizune. She was just joking just now, but Shizune was the only one who took it seriously.

"But as pets, how about raising Naruto?"

Just as Tsunade was thinking about the feasibility of keeping Naruto as a pet, someone suddenly knocked on the door and walked in.

"Tsunade-sama, it's not good!"

The visitor's face looked a little flustered, something must have happened.

Tsunade frowned and asked, "If you have anything to do, just tell me quickly, don't hesitate."

Not long after the war with the Kingdom of Thunder ended, what happened again?

Is it the Kingdom of Earth or the Kingdom of Water that wants to cause trouble? !

Alas, I'm used to it. Every time after a battle, there will always be one or two second-guessers who think they can arm-wrestle with Konoha.

A slap in the face and they behaved.

"Naruto Uzumaki is missing!"

"Huh?" Tsunade was stunned for a moment: "What did you say?"

"Naruto Uzumaki disappeared on the way back!"

Upon hearing this, Tsunade's expression completely froze, followed by intense panic.

"try to find!"

"Send someone quickly to find him!"

"."

On the same day, Konoha established a special task force to find the missing Uzumaki Naruto, led by the three best people of the new generation, "Uchiha Sasuke", "Nara Shikamaru", and "Hyuuga Neji".

After leaving the village, Sasuke first tried to contact Naruto using the Devil's Curse Seal.

But there was no response from Naruto, and he could only faintly sense that Naruto seemed to be somewhere in the northwest.

"Sasuke, Neji, where do you think Naruto went?" Shikamaru rubbed his chin and asked the two of them.

After graduating from the ninja school, Naruto's personality changed drastically, and Shikamaru had little contact with him, so now Shikamaru is not sure where Naruto may have gone.

As for Naruto being kidnapped?

There is some possibility, but the probability is too small.

After all, Naruto's record was really impressive, even the Raikage fell into his hands, which was simply unbelievable.

"I don't know." Hinata Neji shook his head. Shikamaru and Naruto were not familiar with each other, and he was even less familiar with Naruto.

Neji even felt that he joined the responsible group this time just because of a Byakugan. The upper management thought he might be useful, and then inexplicably inserted him into the group to catch up.

So the only one who can roughly predict Naruto's position here is Uchiha Sasuke.

However, Sasuke was a little worried now. He was panicked when Naruto didn't reply.

"Let's go northwest first. I think Naruto might have encountered an accident there."

While customizing the approximate destination, Sasuke used a shadow clone to return to the village to inform Tsunade to send more people to the northwest in order to be on the safe side.

What the three of them didn't know was that their actions were intercepted as soon as Sasuke's shadow clone returned to the village.

There were also three people who got this information, Nara Yoshino, Uchiha Izumi, and Uchiha Mikoto.

At this time, three women gathered together to play cards.

After getting the information, Mikoto couldn't help but said proudly: "Did you see that my son is the smartest? He can also detect danger and report it back to the village."

Normally, that's fine, but now when it comes to his son, Yoshino naturally doesn't want to be inferior to others.

"Look at how proud you are." Yoshino said, "It's not that your son has a devil's curse mark, otherwise my Shikamaru must be more powerful."

"Tch, it's just you talking nonsense all day long." Mikoto said, "Before there was no devil's curse seal, how could Shikamaru ever defeat Sasuke?"

Mikoto raised her chin, what she said made sense.

Shikamaru really never defeated Sasuke once.

Only later did Sasuke's father defeat him.

Yoshino rolled his eyes: "Yes, yes, your son is the most powerful. The eldest son was the most powerful when he slashed you with a knife a few years ago."

That knife struck Mikoto's heart.

Now Yoshino is also using a knife to stab Mikoto's painful area.

She was so angry that she lifted the table and threw herself at Yoshino.

"You little bitch, after practicing the art of hundreds of heroes, have you forgotten how you became my dog? It seems you need me to remind you!"

"Get out of here and don't mention that memory to me. I'll read it now."

"Boying me?!" Mikoto snorted coldly and reached out to fish in troubled waters.

A storm is rising.

Quan, who was holding a poker at the side, looked at his good hand and fell into deep thought.

She felt that the two women did this on purpose.

"." Quan was too lazy to watch their fight, left the room and went to the yard, muttering to himself:

"Naruto-kun, when will you come back? I deliberately arranged for the children to find you. I really want to see how you plan to get along with them."

"By the way. Ningji should be considered your child. Although he is not biological, you are not related to the truth. We should take care of the orphans and widows."

As he spoke, Quan raised his head and looked into the distance.

There was also Mabuyi, who seemed to be affected by Naruto's disappearance, and she also disappeared.

Quan had to go find Mabuyi for Naruto.

She wanted Naruto to see how much she had paid for him when he came back.

"."

"."

"Honey, hold me tight." Naruto carried Konan on his back and walked hard in the heavy snow.

He just felt a little warm in his hands, but Xiaonan didn't make contact.

He had to find a place to stay as soon as possible to see who was looking for him.

"Okay, I will listen to my husband." Konan looked happy and hugged Naruto's shoulders tighter.

At this time, Xiaonan felt that she should be the happiest woman in the world. She was already dead, and there was still such a man who would never leave her.

Even in such a bad situation, he would carry her burden on him without hesitation.

There wasn't much she could do, she could only lower her head and blow hot air into Naruto's ear, trying to make Naruto feel as good as possible.

After blowing and blowing until Naruto's ears felt itchy, he gently placed her in the snow to show off her talents.

As for how it was displayed, it was unclear.

Everyone is an adult and knows everything.

"Husband, is this why you never leave me?" Xiaonan hugged Naruto and exhaled like a blue.

The more burdensome a person is, the more he wants to confirm again and again whether the other person will abandon him or not.

While Naruto was busy recuperating Konan's legs, he said: "Of course not, I don't leave you because I love you."

After some testing by Naruto, it is certain that Konan's leg bones have been smashed by him. Even if Naruto uses the power of incense to fuse the golden chakra to restore Konan to his original state, it will take a long time to cultivate it. time.

Xiaonan should be unable to move for at least a few months.

Her luck was really good. In such a vast field of ice and snow, even if she was alone, Naruto could hit her just right.

She almost got smashed to death.

Outrageous!

Fortunately, Konan now has amnesia and has become a toy at the mercy of Naruto.

Otherwise, based on what Naruto did, Konan would definitely fight Naruto to the death.

"You don't have to worry about my love for you." Naruto said: "There is absolutely no one in this world who loves you more than me."

Just nonsense.

But if Nagato dies, it will probably come true.

Xiaonan was deeply moved. She was also a grateful woman. If someone treated her sincerely, she would definitely repay them well.

Opening his mouth, he gently bit Naruto's head.

Man, what a shame.

"."

"."

After a long time, Naruto, who was overworked, put Konan on his back again.

Feeling the softness on his back, Naruto deliberately bumped his head, causing Konan's pretty face to turn red with embarrassment.

Then continue walking into the heavy snow.

In fact, he can walk very fast, but he just wants to walk slower on purpose to create more warm memories for Xiaonan.

Only in this way will she have a chance to forgive Naruto for everything he did to her when her memory wakes up in the future.

In order to be a good man who takes responsibility to the end.

It's not easy at all for Naruto.

"Damn, how far is this snow?" Naruto sighed.

He can probably already guess where this is.

On the map of the ninja world, only the Land of Snow has unbreakable snow, and the country is not that big.

It’s almost the same as the Kingdom of Thunder.

Seeing him sigh, Xiaonan felt sorry for him and felt even more guilty.

For almost a moment, she wanted to persuade Naruto to leave her behind and move on, but the instinctive human desire to survive was always pushing her towards it, making her grasp at the last life-saving straw.

After the two ideas competed with each other, the desire to survive finally gained the upper hand.

‘I’m sorry, husband, I think I’m too selfish. ’

Konan lay quietly on Naruto's back, feeling more and more guilt and love for Naruto.

As time passed, Xiaonan finally asked a question: "Husband, why do we come to a place like this? It's not like normal people would come!"

Naruto had already thought about how to answer this question.

He was not the original owner, and he didn't know if he could persuade Nagato to surrender like the original owner.

Since you can't be sure, just go easy. You're going to face him anyway, so it's better to think of ways to deal with him in advance.

"Alas~!" Naruto sighed faintly: "It's not that we came here, but you were caught here, and I chased you all the way to rescue you."

"Catch me?" A look of confusion appeared on Xiaonan's face and she asked, "Why? Have I offended anyone?"

Naruto calmed down his thoughts and said the words he had thought of: "We didn't offend anyone, but someone wanted to offend us."

"Because you are beautiful, there is a person who wants to take you away from me. He shows his love to you in various ways, but since you love me wholeheartedly, I naturally don't agree."

"So he became angry and took advantage of his own strength to rob you and bring you to this hellish place."

"I chased him all the way and finally drove him away."

"But when I found you, you were almost dying."

After saying this, Naruto smiled softly and said with a relaxed tone: "Fortunately, I finally rescued you. Otherwise, if you left, I wouldn't want to live anymore."

Naruto's seemingly relaxed words set off huge waves in Xiaonan's heart. She looked at Naruto dreamily, with mixed feelings in her heart.

I didn't expect that I would have such an experience.

If he was caught in a place like this and was about to die, he must be in tatters.

Konan suddenly felt inferior, burying her head and not daring to look at Naruto again.

She felt that her broken self seemed to be unworthy of Naruto's love.

"I'm sorry, husband, I'm sorry for you."

"None of this is your fault. If you want to blame it, it's because the villain is too bad." Naruto turned around, his tone sincere and firm.

He really doesn't mind Konan.

Because he made all this up.

Xiaonan's bones were broken and part of her body was unconscious.

She didn't even know that her first time was what Naruto had gotten a while ago.

Xiaonan pursed her red lips tightly and asked, "Husband, do you still remember what that evil man looked like?"

"Forget it!" Naruto lowered his head, with a hint of darkness in his eyes: "Don't think about this. The opponent has the strongest Rinnegan in the world, and we are no match for him."

Samsara Eye?

Konan noticed the word.

She must inquire carefully about what the Samsara Eye is like.

She was unwilling to be bullied but could not take revenge.

If there is a chance, Xiaonan wants to kill the so-called reincarnation eye.

Walking from day to night, and from night to day, finally when Xiao Nan's stomach growled, he saw the town not far away.