NOVEL NEXT Chapter 63 Hanabi: Don't Eat Me, I'm Not Tasty
Chapter 63 Hanabi: Don't Eat Me, I'm Not Tasty
Leave the dead forest.
Go back home through the deserted alleyway as usual.
Step up the old steps and go up to the second floor step by step.
Naruto was about to take out the key to open the door, when suddenly someone jumped out from behind the cover on the right rear.
"Woohoo!" cried out, throwing himself on him.
Caught off guard, Naruto was thrown to the ground.
"Hahaha, be startled, my sister was also scared by me." Hanabi, who succeeded in pranking, opened her teeth and claws, took off the ghost mask, and smiled triumphantly.
Without waiting for a response, she looked intently, but saw that Naruto looked stunned, his pupils dilated, his eyes were dull, and he was foaming at the mouth.
"..." Hanabi.
"Sister! Brother-in-law! Are you okay? Brother-in-law! I..." He had never encountered such a situation before, and Hanabi panicked for a while, and he was at a loss.
"That's right! Send it to the hospital! You have to send it to the hospital quickly!"
"No need to go to the hospital, I'm fine." Naruto said suddenly.
"Brother-in-law?" Hanabi was stunned.
"How should I put it, thanks to you for scaring this brat to death, I was able to successfully occupy this body." Naruto said quietly.
"Being trapped in his body for so many years, today, I can finally regain my freedom, hehehe, hahahaha!"
"Brother-in-law, you, what are you talking about, and you hurt me." Hanabi said a little scared.
He tried to pull his hand out, but failed, his hand was tightly held by Naruto, and he couldn't break free.
"Brother-in-law? Oh, it seems that you haven't figured out the situation yet." Naruto smiled strangely.
"The brother-in-law you mentioned is dead, yes, you were scared to death just now."
"In order to express my gratitude to you, I will send you a ride to the pure land of the underworld to find your brother-in-law."
"It just so happens that I haven't eaten human beings for a long time, so I will use you to open meat and make a tooth sacrifice."
After all, the godless pupils suddenly transformed into beast pupils.
The fangs that ordinary people can't have suddenly popped out.
"Hey!" Hanabi changed his face and screamed in horror.
"Don't, don't, don't! Don't eat me! Me! I don't taste good! My meat is sour! Smelly! Me! I haven't showered today! Practice in the morning! I sweat a lot!"
"I don't pay that much attention. To me, human beings are all the same. Besides, you are so tender and young, so how can it be unpalatable?" Naruto said with a ferocious smile.
"Ah ah ah ah! My sis!" Hanabi yelled strangely.
"Scream, scream as hard as you can, no one will come to save you even if your throat is broken." Naruto laughed and said, "Sister? It's better if you come, I'm worried that I don't have enough to eat."
Hearing this, Hanabi immediately stopped speaking, not daring to shout anymore, trembling, full of regret in his heart.
If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't scare my brother-in-law, and I didn't want to play pranks.
Brother-in-law is also really, so timid.
"Scared? Scared, don't do such scary pranks in the future." Naruto said: "If people are scary, they will scare people to death."
Let go of Hanabi, wipe the corners of his mouth with his hand, the white foam created by mixing Chakra into saliva, Naruto got up, took out the key, and opened the door.
After a few minutes.
"Idiot, idiot, idiot! My brother-in-law is bad! He's dead! That scares me!" Hanabi raised his small fist and beat Naruto madly.
"Left, a little to the left, yes, this is it, push hard, uh..." Naruto relaxed his body, closed his eyes and enjoyed.
Hanabi puffed up his face, looked at his fist, raised his index finger and middle finger, refined Chakra, condensed on it, and pointed at one of Naruto's Chakra acupuncture points.
Naruto closed his eyes and was defenseless. Logically speaking, this blow is guaranteed to hit, and there is no possibility of missing it.
Hanabi was also very confident in his hand speed, and he didn't even think that he would fail.
But, that's how it happened.
From Hanabi's point of view, it was a surefire hit, hitting the open space.
He was supposed to be sitting cross-legged in front of the low table, waiting for Naruto to make instant noodles, but he suddenly dodged to dodge.
"Huh?" Hanabi was stunned.
Naruto was also stunned: "Ale! How did I stand up?"
Sealed space.
Nine Tails, who was still lying on her stomach, slowly opened her eyes: "Naruto."
Hear the voice of Nine Tails.
Naruto dealt with Hanabi who flew over and tried to tap his acupoints, and separated his consciousness, entered the sealed space, and came to Nine Tails.
"Remember a few days ago, before entering the forest of death, you avoided that woman's Kunai attack?" Nine Tails said.
"That, of course I remember, for some reason, my body started to move by itself." Naruto said.
"Once is a coincidence, twice, it cannot be explained by coincidence." Nine Tails said.
"If I'm not wrong, I'm afraid your body has a passive instinct to avoid attacks."
"As you said, I also thought about it. The day before yesterday, in the central tower, I had a test." Naruto said.
"Let Shadow Clone attack me, no way, that's not the case at all."
"Think carefully about what kind of state you were in at that time." Nine Tails said.
"Shadow Clone attacks, you know, and you're prepared."
"However, avoiding Kunai, and avoiding acupoints just now, you have no defenses, and you are completely relaxed."
"You mean..." Naruto mused.
"Perhaps, this is the characteristic of your passive instinct." Nine Tails said.
"It can only be triggered when you are completely relaxed and completely defenseless, that is to say, you have to let go of the control of your body, so..."
outside world.
After listening to Nine Tails' explanation, Naruto's eyes lit up.
There was an attack just in front of him, which was an excellent test opportunity. He relaxed his body and waited for his body to react without avoiding it.
Paji!
Hanabi's finger successfully landed on Naruto's belly.
"Puff!" Naruto rolled his eyes and cried out in pain.
"Ah! Brother-in-law! Why don't you hide?" Hanabi was shocked.
"Heh, heh, let's just take it out of your anger, let it go." Naruto forced a smile.
Sealed space.
"No, it must be a mistake, I don't have the passive instinct you said." Naruto said with a bitter face.
Boy, this Gentle Fist acupuncture point...
It's so frustrating.
Injuries cannot exercise, the most fragile internal organs of the human body also affect the Chakra meridians.
Now, as soon as I refine the Chakra, the sealed part hurts like hell.
"You are the one who made a mistake." Nine Tails closed his eyes and meditated, and said slowly.
"Do you think it's easy to completely relax and not defend yourself in the face of an attack?"
"Your subjective consciousness wants to relax, but your subconscious mind can't relax. Undoubtedly, this is a skill that requires a lot of practice to master."
"Practice a lot...so, you want me to practice getting beaten?" Naruto said dryly.
"Hmm." Nine Tails.
outside world.
Naruto reluctantly got up.
Thinking of the body's ability to automatically avoid attacks and being invincible from the very beginning, and thinking of mastering this passive instinct, it must take countless beatings.
He didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
(end of this chapter)