Jujutsu Kaisen: Nah, I'd Copy

It was early in the morning, Kakashi waited in the classroom despite the fact that he wasn't even a student of the school. He was thinking about how he would tail Gojo and Geto if he wasn't assigned to the mission.

He had purposely arrived early so that he would have time in silence to think. His old house was a memory to him as he had been given a place to stay on the campus, though he would soon visit the house so he could decide what he could do with the place.

There was also the fact that he hadn't thrown away the dirty tissues…

After thinking for 2 hours the best idea he came up with was begging to be allowed to follow.

He didn't have enough power to contend so that was the best thing he could think of. And if he wasn't allowed he would be waiting out there, chilling until Gojo and Geto came back.

If those two didn't work the Plan C was to console Geto for that one year and do his best to make sure Kenjaku didn't get his hands on that body.

Speaking of Kenjaku, right now he must be taking backshots from Jin.

Time passed and soon enough Yaga came in with Gojo and Geto in tow.

"You're here!" Yaga exclaimed once he got into the room only to feel peeking eyes staring at him.

"I was just about to call you." He said as he regained his calmness.

Gojo and Geto took their seats, Yaga was about to explain what this mission would entail.

"The three of you are to escort the Star Plasma Vessel back here-"

At hearing three Kakashi became excited, he wasn't in the least sad that his hours of planning were useless.

"What's a Star Plasma Vessel?" Gojo asked.

"The Star Plasma Vessel is the only being Master Tengen's compatible with." Yaga explained.

"You have two goals in this mission: Escort the Star Plasma Vessel to the school, then erase her."

"Escort some brat and erase her! He's finally lost it."

"Can't Master Tengen do anything himself? Does he even have a cursed technique!"

"He is the reason there are barriers all around the world."

"Aren't barriers supposed to save normal people from curses?"

"Yes."

"Then explain why last week the cursed spirit last week that I fought trashed the block!"

"Master Tengen's cursed technique is Immortality."

"So he's strong."

"Immortality, not eternal youth. After sometime the cursed technique begins to rewrite is body and turns him into a higher lifeform, losing his free will." Geto explained. "He's the reason all the barriers around the world even work. Without him, Jujutsu won't be a secret."

"I get it now, it would be fine if he digi-volved into metal brain-mon but we can't have him turning into skull-brainmon so we help start him up at the beginning as Coromon."

"Whatever works for you I guess."

"Wouldn't it be safer if we brought her here immediately?" Geto chimed in.

"Yes. But Master Tengen ordered that she should enjoy the rest of her days as she likes."

"But unfortunately, the location of the Plasma Star Vessel has been leaked. And now, there are two major groups after her: The Cursed User Group and The Star Religious Group."

Yaga got into a pose. "And your jobs are to protect her for two days and make sure Tengen reaches her before the other two!"

"And you." Yaga pointed at Kakashi.

"Make sure they don't do anything too reckless."

"Anyway you are to pick her up immediately."

Kakashi grinned, not only was Yaga's explanation shorter than the one in the anime but he was also going to get to meet Toji!

Yaga left the class, probably to continue his job as the school's mailman.

Geto heard a chime from his phone and checked, it was the location of the Star Plasma Vessel.

"It's a long distance away." He said as he checked his phone.

"You should use your Rainbow Dragon." A voice in the back said suddenly.

…A Little Later

If a normal person was to look into the air, they would think that Divine Intervention was happening if they were religious, unreasonable people would claim to someone was trying to trick the world by putting that thing in the sky.

That was because in the air a dragon flew atop the city, looking like salvation was finally being given to those who deserved it.

But unbeknownst to the few people who looked up – well, it could be called divine salvation if divine salvation was given by 2 people who hadn't finished high school and one who was about to start.

But they couldn't see the dragon…

And would messengers of God drink cola casually while cruising through the sky.

No!

"We should be arriving shortly." Geto informed.

"It would be better if we went into an alleyway before landing." Kakashi voiced out his opinion.

If people were to watch 3 people fall from the sky and survive the first thought would be that they were messengers of God. Even cynics would bow down and Yaga would give an earful later.

"Alright."

Geto making sure that nobody was looking managed to find a good parking spot in an alleyway.

About 90 meters he unsummons Rainbow Dragon, causing them to from above.

All three of them landed smoothly, but they fell right into an alleyway full of hoodlums.

Everyone of the gangsters stared at them, shock etched right into their faces.

But the people that fell from the sky didn't give them enough time to think about it as they issued a command to one of them and then suddenly he began landing strikes on all-of-them knocking them out cold.

They didn't even react, because they couldn't as they were taken out swiftly.

Kakashi stood over his fallen opponents, a grin etched onto his face.

He had a bit of advanced martial arts in his last life, but with his more defined body even though he was much younger he felt like he was Saitama when he took down the low-lives.

All he needed was one punch after all.

"Let's go, it's over there." Geto pointed towards a skyscraper.

Suddenly an explosion rang out.

Kakashi taking this as a warning that the plot side of things were going to begin, he ran towards the building leaving Gojo and Geto in his dust.

Originally, Geto was supposed to be at the door but it seemed like some fool had actually gone to knock at the door.

So he did the smart thing, he ran towards the other tall building and began running on it.

Using his chakra to run through he noticed something, a young girl of about 14 was falling down. He could tell he was a bit taller than her.

Jumping into the air, he caught her, she was knocked out cold.

Geto came suddenly, this time he wasn't using his Rainbow Dragon curse but a small flying whatever that was only able to contain 2 people.

Grinning at his luck he landed on the curse.

"They shouldn't blame me for this, I was-" He stopped once he noticed the girl that he had thrown was alive and was on a curse.

"Judging from your uniform, you should be Jujutsu Sorcerers." He said.

"Can you please stop drawing attention to us, we were just yelled at yesterday for being noisy." Geto said as he noticed the smoke on the other building.

"Hey Satoru, are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. Do you have the girl?"

"Yeah."

He abruptly ended the call as he looked at the several dozen knives surrounding him, they had been blocked by his infinity but he still wore a bored look on his face.

"You are Gojo Satoru, right? You're famous." A man dressed like a ship's Captain said out loud. "The rumors say you're strong, I want to see that for myself."

"Fine. But let's set some rules."

"Rules."

"Of course. I don't wanna go overboard so if you cry and apologize I won't kill you. That's our rule."

"You damn punk!" The man said angrily, a deadly intent nestled in his eyes.

Somewhere Else…

"It has started." A man said, he was in another tall building watching the other one.

He was dressed like a corporate businessman and was smoking.

"The star religious group doesn't have the power to go against Jujutsu Sorcerers. But it pays well, I guarantee." He asked. "How about it, Zenin? Wanna get in on the assassination of the Star Plasma Vessel?"

"I'm not a Zenin anymore." Another man declared. "I changed my name to Fushigoro, my wife's name. But sure, count me in on all the fun."

He wore a black sleeved shirt, coupled with black trousers and black sandals.

He was a stark contrast from the man dressed as a business man.

He was Toji Fushigoro!

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